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(Dad) Do you have the list?
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(Son) Yup.
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(Dad) Well, you know how your mother gets.
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(Dad) Last time I got the wrong kind of milk,
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(Dad) I was in the dog house for days.
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(Dad) You know what the dog house is, don't you?
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(Son) Yeah.
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(Dad) Your mother withholds.
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(Son) Eugh!
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(Dad) I'm glad to see that you're dating again.
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(Son) Yeah, it's been all right.
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(Dad) Yeah?
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(Dad) Good, I, uh, hope she's nice to you,
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(Dad) if you know what I mean.
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(Son) Yes.
(Dad laughs in the background)
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(Son) Dad, screw you.
-said under his breath-
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(Dad) You know, uh, your mother wasn't my first.
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(Son) Dad -
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(Dad) - Oh, Brandon, would you lighten up?
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(Dad) I meant first girlfriend.
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(Dad) Of course, she wasn't my first trip to town either.
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(Dad) And the first....
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(Son) Please, don't give me any pants.
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(Dad) Would you pay attention to me, please?
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(Son) Yes... I've been listening.
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(Dad) I don't think you have.
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(Dad) I'll tell you something -
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(Son) Yeah, finger exam, prostate, don't just settle for the blood thing. Got it.
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(Dad) Well, I'm gonna tell you something.
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(Dad) Prostate cancer runs in our family -
(Son interrupts) I know it does.
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(Dad) It's something we need to be aware of!
(Son interrupts) I'm very aware of it.
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(Dad) Okay. Well, just make sure you get the finger exam too.
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(Son) Stop saying finger exam!
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(Dad) You want the complete exam!
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(Dad) Boy, they've had everything in that store.
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(Dad) Nothing seems to make it.
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(Dad) That was a hair salon for a while.
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(Son) Oh really?
(Dad) Uh-huh
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(Dad) It went under 'cause the girl in there cutting hair -
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(Dad) - was selling pot out of the back room!
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(Son) Really?
(Dad) Yeah.
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(Dad) You smoke pot?
(Son) What, no!
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(Son) Watch out for this lady!
(Dad) Okay!
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(Dad) Yeah toots, you! Pick it up, okay?
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(Dad) You see cars coming, move!
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(Son) Yeah, you tell her, dad.
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(Dad) Your hands are dirty.
(Son) No, it's not. They're -
(Dad) Yes.
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(Dad) Here, get a moist wipe.
(Son) I only use this hand!
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(Dad) No, you need a moist wipe.
(Son) Dad!
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(Dad) You're not listening! Get a moist wipe and -
(Son) Stop saying moist.
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(Dad) Here, turn around, and let me see your face.
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(Dad) You can't do that.
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(Dad) Eeeeehh..
(Son) Eugh!
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