[Script Info]
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Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.47,0:00:01.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Do you have the list?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.22,0:00:02.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yup.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.69,0:00:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Well, you know how your mother gets.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.69,0:00:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Last time I got the wrong kind of milk,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:07.08,0:00:09.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) I was in the dog house for days.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.04,0:00:11.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You know what the dog house is, don't you?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.74,0:00:12.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.16,0:00:14.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Your mother withholds.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.90,0:00:15.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Eugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.90,0:00:17.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) I'm glad to see that you're dating again.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.79,0:00:19.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yeah, it's been all right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.35,0:00:19.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Yeah?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.100,0:00:23.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Good, I, uh, hope she's nice to you,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.24,0:00:24.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) if you know what I mean.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.58,0:00:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yes.\N(Dad laughs in the background)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.64,0:00:28.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Dad, screw you. \N-said under his breath-
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.22,0:00:30.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You know, uh, your mother wasn't my first.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.62,0:00:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Dad -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:31.58,0:00:32.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) - Oh, Brandon, would you lighten up?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.98,0:00:34.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) I meant first girlfriend.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.57,0:00:37.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Of course, she wasn't my first trip to town either.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.12,0:00:39.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) And the first....
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.53,0:00:41.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Please, don't give me any pants.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.67,0:00:43.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Would you pay attention to me, please?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.62,0:00:45.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yes... I've been listening.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:45.08,0:00:46.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) I don't think you have.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.04,0:00:46.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) I'll tell you something -
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.99,0:00:51.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yeah, finger exam, prostate, don't just settle for the blood thing. Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.96,0:00:53.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Well, I'm gonna tell you something.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.54,0:00:55.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Prostate cancer runs in our family - \N(Son interrupts) I know it does.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.97,0:00:58.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) It's something we need to be aware of!\N(Son interrupts) I'm very aware of it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.81,0:01:02.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Okay. Well, just make sure you get the finger exam too.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.72,0:01:04.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Stop saying finger exam!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.28,0:01:05.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You want the complete exam!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.06,0:01:08.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Boy, they've had everything in that store.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.94,0:01:10.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Nothing seems to make it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.76,0:01:12.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) That was a hair salon for a while.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.75,0:01:13.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Oh really?\N(Dad) Uh-huh
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.24,0:01:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) It went under 'cause the girl in there cutting hair -
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.65,0:01:18.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) - was selling pot out of the back room!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.53,0:01:20.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Really?\N(Dad) Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:21.31,0:01:23.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You smoke pot?\N(Son) What, no!\N
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.79,0:01:28.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Watch out for this lady!\N(Dad) Okay!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.36,0:01:32.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Yeah toots, you! Pick it up, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.57,0:01:34.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You see cars coming, move!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.45,0:01:35.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Son) Yeah, you tell her, dad.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.64,0:01:37.35,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Your hands are dirty.\N(Son) No, it's not. They're - \N(Dad) Yes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.35,0:01:39.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Here, get a moist wipe.\N(Son) I only use this hand!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.26,0:01:40.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) No, you need a moist wipe.\N(Son) Dad!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.86,0:01:43.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You're not listening! Get a moist wipe and - \N(Son) Stop saying moist.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.09,0:01:48.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Here, turn around, and let me see your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.70,0:01:50.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) You can't do that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.33,0:01:52.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Dad) Eeeeehh..\N(Son) Eugh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.77,0:01:55.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Subtitles provided by the Amara.org community]