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DEEZ NUTZ

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    ♪ (strumming ukulele) ♪
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    - (singing) Doo, doo, doo,
    doo, doo, doo, doo.
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    Whoa!
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    [Thump].
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    My shoes~
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    - (feral grunt)
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    Whatchu doing?
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    - Oh, I was gonna grab deez nuts.
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    - Nut?
    - Yeah.
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    Deez nuts is [cherry],
    and I'm taking 'em to [?].
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    - You get no nuts, okay?
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    Saaaaah, boy!
    Haaaaiii toooo!
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    (spits)
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    (strange battle cries)
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    - This is unreal, bro.
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    - Bruddah!
    - You tripping.
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    - Guarantee... I scrap you,
    you scrap me.
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    - (scoffs) Brah, you don't phase me!
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    - Look at this thing!
    - What?
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    - Sep-sep! You scared?
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    - I'm no scared of you, man.
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    - Those stay my nuts, boy.
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    - Deez nuts are my Uncle Jack's.
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    - You know what?
    - What?
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    - I don't know Jack!
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    - Yeah, that's right.
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    - [inaudible].
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    - Uh, lemme think-- no.
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    - I could [scrap] you!
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    - You think so?
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    - I know! I don't think so.
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    - Aye!
    - (yelps) Uncle Jack!
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    - Whatchu doing?
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    - This guy's trying to steal your nuts!
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    - Those nuts is mine, uncle.
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    - It's Captain Jack to you, brah!
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    - Okay, Captain.
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    - Pssh.
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    - You trying to steal my nuts?!
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    - This guy is a liar.
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    - You lying?
    - (scoffs)
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    - Liar, liar, pants of fire.
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    - I could scrap both of you right now.
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    - Your [?] gonna burn.
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    - Brah, you tripping.
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    - Okay, that's it!
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    Okay, none of you doo-doo heads move!
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    - Oh!
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    - Oh!
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    - [?].
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    - Okay.
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    - Whatchu gonna do with that nut?
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    - Don't mess with me, you guys.
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    - AH!
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    - Who's got the coconut now?
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    - [?], but I can throw like a [?].
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    - You don't make any sense, brah!
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    You're always so boss.
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    - (laughing)
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    - (deranged laughter)
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    - Whoa!
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    - (deranged laughter)
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    - I had a little bit too much
    rum today, brotha.
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    - What?
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    Do you have social anxiety?
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    Suffer from post partial depression?
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    Maybe the problem is your nuts.
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    Do you have nuts?
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    Did somebody take your nuts?
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    Where are your nuts?
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    Whether it's deez nuts,
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    those nuts,
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    deez nuts right here,
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    or deez nuts.
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    [?] got your back,
    and that's a matter of fact.
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    Call now today for your free constellation
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    at 333-333-DEEZNUTZ.
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DEEZ NUTZ
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