[Script Info]
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[Events]
Format: Layer, Start, End, Style, Name, MarginL, MarginR, MarginV, Effect, Text
Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:03.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (strumming ukulele) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.09,0:00:05.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (singing) Doo, doo, doo, \Ndoo, doo, doo, doo.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.39,0:00:09.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.03,0:00:09.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Thump].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:11.07,0:00:12.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My shoes~
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.27,0:00:12.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (feral grunt)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.96,0:00:14.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whatchu doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.08,0:00:15.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh, I was gonna grab deez nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.50,0:00:16.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Nut?\N- Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.64,0:00:19.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Deez nuts is [cherry],\Nand I'm taking 'em to [?].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:19.57,0:00:20.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You get no nuts, okay?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.00,0:00:25.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Saaaaah, boy!\NHaaaaiii toooo!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.89,0:00:26.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(spits)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.59,0:00:27.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(strange battle cries)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.87,0:00:29.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This is unreal, bro.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:29.22,0:00:30.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Bruddah!\N- You tripping.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.73,0:00:34.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Guarantee... I scrap you,\Nyou scrap me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:34.39,0:00:36.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (scoffs) Brah, you don't phase me!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.58,0:00:38.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Look at this thing!\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.17,0:00:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Sep-sep! You scared?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.74,0:00:41.40,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I'm no scared of you, man.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.40,0:00:43.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Those stay my nuts, boy.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.59,0:00:44.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Deez nuts are my Uncle Jack's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:44.90,0:00:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You know what?\N- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.22,0:00:47.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I don't know Jack!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.78,0:00:49.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Yeah, that's right.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.04,0:00:50.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [inaudible].
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.15,0:00:51.54,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Uh, lemme think-- no.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.54,0:00:52.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I could [scrap] you!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.42,0:00:53.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You think so?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:53.42,0:00:54.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I know! I don't think so.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.20,0:00:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Aye!\N- (yelps) Uncle Jack!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.32,0:00:57.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatchu doing?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:57.42,0:00:58.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This guy's trying to steal your nuts!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.76,0:01:00.90,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Those nuts is mine, uncle.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.90,0:01:02.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- It's Captain Jack to you, brah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.80,0:01:03.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, Captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:03.79,0:01:04.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Pssh.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.25,0:01:05.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You trying to steal my nuts?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.75,0:01:06.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- This guy is a liar.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.75,0:01:07.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You lying?\N- (scoffs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:07.93,0:01:09.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Liar, liar, pants of fire.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.18,0:01:11.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I could scrap both of you right now.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:11.42,0:01:12.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Your [?] gonna burn.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.68,0:01:13.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Brah, you tripping.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.39,0:01:13.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay, that's it!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.03,0:01:16.87,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Okay, none of you doo-doo heads move!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:16.87,0:01:18.00,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.00,0:01:18.51,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Oh!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:18.57,0:01:20.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [?].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.17,0:01:20.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Okay.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.47,0:01:22.48,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whatchu gonna do with that nut?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.48,0:01:23.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Don't mess with me, you guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:23.46,0:01:24.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- AH!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:24.61,0:01:25.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Who's got the coconut now?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.98,0:01:29.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- [?], but I can throw like a [?].
Dialogue: 0,0:01:29.32,0:01:30.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- You don't make any sense, brah!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.08,0:01:31.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're always so boss.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:31.93,0:01:32.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (laughing)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:32.85,0:01:34.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (deranged laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:34.88,0:01:35.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- Whoa!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.31,0:01:36.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- (deranged laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.56,0:01:39.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- I had a little bit too much\Nrum today, brotha.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:39.74,0:01:40.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,- What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.37,0:01:42.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have social anxiety?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.93,0:01:46.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Suffer from post partial depression?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.46,0:01:49.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Maybe the problem is your nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:49.96,0:01:51.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you have nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.58,0:01:53.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Did somebody take your nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.11,0:01:56.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where are your nuts?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.02,0:01:57.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Whether it's deez nuts,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.80,0:01:59.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,those nuts,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.80,0:02:02.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,deez nuts right here,
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.11,0:02:04.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or deez nuts.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.38,0:02:08.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[?] got your back,\Nand that's a matter of fact.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:09.11,0:02:12.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Call now today for your free constellation
Dialogue: 0,0:02:12.15,0:02:15.55,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at 333-333-DEEZNUTZ.