♪ (strumming ukulele) ♪
- (singing) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Whoa!
[Thump].
My shoes~
- (feral grunt)
Whatchu doing?
- Oh, I was gonna grab deez nuts.
- Nut? - Yeah.
Deez nuts is [cherry], and I'm taking 'em to [?].
- You get no nuts, okay?
Saaaaah, boy! Haaaaiii toooo!
(spits)
(strange battle cries)
- This is unreal, bro.
- Bruddah! - You tripping.
- Guarantee... I scrap you, you scrap me.
- (scoffs) Brah, you don't phase me!
- Look at this thing! - What?
- Sep-sep! You scared?
- I'm no scared of you, man.
- Those stay my nuts, boy.
- Deez nuts are my Uncle Jack's.
- You know what? - What?
- I don't know Jack!
- Yeah, that's right.
- [inaudible].
- Uh, lemme think-- no.
- I could [scrap] you!
- You think so?
- I know! I don't think so.
- Aye! - (yelps) Uncle Jack!
- Whatchu doing?
- This guy's trying to steal your nuts!
- Those nuts is mine, uncle.
- It's Captain Jack to you, brah!
- Okay, Captain.
- Pssh.
- You trying to steal my nuts?!
- This guy is a liar.
- You lying? - (scoffs)
- Liar, liar, pants of fire.
- I could scrap both of you right now.
- Your [?] gonna burn.
- Brah, you tripping.
- Okay, that's it!
Okay, none of you doo-doo heads move!
- Oh!
- [?].
- Okay.
- Whatchu gonna do with that nut?
- Don't mess with me, you guys.
- AH!
- Who's got the coconut now?
- [?], but I can throw like a [?].
- You don't make any sense, brah!
You're always so boss.
- (laughing)
- (deranged laughter)
- Whoa!
- (deranged laughter)
- I had a little bit too much rum today, brotha.
- What?
Do you have social anxiety?
Suffer from post partial depression?
Maybe the problem is your nuts.
Do you have nuts?
Did somebody take your nuts?
Where are your nuts?
Whether it's deez nuts,
those nuts,
deez nuts right here,
or deez nuts.
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