WEBVTT 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.092 ♪ (strumming ukulele) ♪ 00:00:03.092 --> 00:00:05.957 - (singing) Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. 00:00:08.388 --> 00:00:09.028 Whoa! 00:00:09.032 --> 00:00:09.549 [Thump]. 00:00:11.066 --> 00:00:12.193 My shoes~ 00:00:12.271 --> 00:00:12.861 - (feral grunt) 00:00:12.961 --> 00:00:14.077 Whatchu doing? 00:00:14.077 --> 00:00:15.503 - Oh, I was gonna grab deez nuts. 00:00:15.503 --> 00:00:16.636 - Nut? - Yeah. 00:00:16.636 --> 00:00:19.572 Deez nuts is [cherry], and I'm taking 'em to [?]. 00:00:19.572 --> 00:00:20.984 - You get no nuts, okay? 00:00:21.004 --> 00:00:25.890 Saaaaah, boy! Haaaaiii toooo! 00:00:25.890 --> 00:00:26.590 (spits) 00:00:26.590 --> 00:00:27.868 (strange battle cries) 00:00:27.868 --> 00:00:29.220 - This is unreal, bro. 00:00:29.220 --> 00:00:30.731 - Bruddah! - You tripping. 00:00:30.731 --> 00:00:34.391 - Guarantee... I scrap you, you scrap me. 00:00:34.391 --> 00:00:36.585 - (scoffs) Brah, you don't phase me! 00:00:36.585 --> 00:00:38.174 - Look at this thing! - What? 00:00:38.174 --> 00:00:39.738 - Sep-sep! You scared? 00:00:39.738 --> 00:00:41.404 - I'm no scared of you, man. 00:00:41.404 --> 00:00:43.593 - Those stay my nuts, boy. 00:00:43.593 --> 00:00:44.900 - Deez nuts are my Uncle Jack's. 00:00:44.900 --> 00:00:46.219 - You know what? - What? 00:00:46.219 --> 00:00:47.784 - I don't know Jack! 00:00:47.784 --> 00:00:49.035 - Yeah, that's right. 00:00:49.035 --> 00:00:50.154 - [inaudible]. 00:00:50.154 --> 00:00:51.544 - Uh, lemme think-- no. 00:00:51.544 --> 00:00:52.418 - I could [scrap] you! 00:00:52.418 --> 00:00:53.417 - You think so? 00:00:53.417 --> 00:00:54.204 - I know! I don't think so. 00:00:54.204 --> 00:00:56.319 - Aye! - (yelps) Uncle Jack! 00:00:56.319 --> 00:00:57.415 - Whatchu doing? 00:00:57.415 --> 00:00:58.755 - This guy's trying to steal your nuts! 00:00:58.755 --> 00:01:00.902 - Those nuts is mine, uncle. 00:01:00.902 --> 00:01:02.801 - It's Captain Jack to you, brah! 00:01:02.801 --> 00:01:03.792 - Okay, Captain. 00:01:03.792 --> 00:01:04.252 - Pssh. 00:01:04.252 --> 00:01:05.747 - You trying to steal my nuts?! 00:01:05.747 --> 00:01:06.746 - This guy is a liar. 00:01:06.746 --> 00:01:07.930 - You lying? - (scoffs) 00:01:07.930 --> 00:01:09.181 - Liar, liar, pants of fire. 00:01:09.181 --> 00:01:11.417 - I could scrap both of you right now. 00:01:11.417 --> 00:01:12.675 - Your [?] gonna burn. 00:01:12.675 --> 00:01:13.389 - Brah, you tripping. 00:01:13.389 --> 00:01:13.968 - Okay, that's it! 00:01:14.032 --> 00:01:16.870 Okay, none of you doo-doo heads move! 00:01:16.870 --> 00:01:18.001 - Oh! 00:01:18.001 --> 00:01:18.508 - Oh! 00:01:18.571 --> 00:01:20.166 - [?]. 00:01:20.166 --> 00:01:20.472 - Okay. 00:01:20.472 --> 00:01:22.478 - Whatchu gonna do with that nut? 00:01:22.478 --> 00:01:23.457 - Don't mess with me, you guys. 00:01:23.457 --> 00:01:24.607 - AH! 00:01:24.607 --> 00:01:25.984 - Who's got the coconut now? 00:01:25.984 --> 00:01:29.164 - [?], but I can throw like a [?]. 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:30.999 - You don't make any sense, brah! 00:01:31.082 --> 00:01:31.928 You're always so boss. 00:01:31.928 --> 00:01:32.852 - (laughing) 00:01:32.852 --> 00:01:34.876 - (deranged laughter) 00:01:34.876 --> 00:01:35.247 - Whoa! 00:01:35.311 --> 00:01:36.551 - (deranged laughter) 00:01:36.562 --> 00:01:39.743 - I had a little bit too much rum today, brotha. 00:01:39.743 --> 00:01:40.369 - What? 00:01:40.369 --> 00:01:42.929 Do you have social anxiety? 00:01:42.929 --> 00:01:46.463 Suffer from post partial depression? 00:01:46.463 --> 00:01:49.957 Maybe the problem is your nuts. 00:01:49.957 --> 00:01:51.560 Do you have nuts? 00:01:51.578 --> 00:01:53.110 Did somebody take your nuts? 00:01:53.110 --> 00:01:56.017 Where are your nuts? 00:01:56.017 --> 00:01:57.804 Whether it's deez nuts, 00:01:57.804 --> 00:01:59.799 those nuts, 00:01:59.799 --> 00:02:02.111 deez nuts right here, 00:02:02.111 --> 00:02:04.377 or deez nuts. 00:02:04.377 --> 00:02:08.699 [?] got your back, and that's a matter of fact. 00:02:09.114 --> 00:02:12.151 Call now today for your free constellation 00:02:12.151 --> 00:02:15.552 at 333-333-DEEZNUTZ.