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Narrator: In a world
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♪ (music) ♪
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Narrator: There is traffic
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(car horns honk)
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Narrator: And other stuff, too.
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(Ambulance siren wails)
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Narrator: That have nothing to do with this video.
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(Explosion)
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♪ (Rock Music) ♪
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(Hammer hitting nail)
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(Sound of iron against shirt)
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And then he was like, "Do you like guacamole?"
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(Incoming message alert on phone)
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(Fury)Team, we have a situation.
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It's time to come back in.
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♪ (music)♪
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(Fury slams hands on table)
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-Avengers, I brought you all here
-Hulk: Nick Fury
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I thought you were black
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I am, every time I look in the mirror
all I see is black.
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And you all look black, too.
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Anyway, why don't you all introduce yourselves?
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Hello, my name is Tony Starch
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Also known as "Ironing Man"
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The power to eliminate any wrinkle.
-The-or: I am The-or
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With the power to give you
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or you
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options.
-Captain: -Hello everybody
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My name is "Captain Canadia"
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-and my power is I am from Canada, eh.
-Hulk: Uh hey guys,
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I'm actually the "Incredible anger management Hulk"
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I am the Hulk but I don't get angry anymore.
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Unless I see blood or a dead body or
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maybe someone texting while driving
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I hate that.
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Sorry we are late.
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Who are you?
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I'm Hawkeye
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Black Widow
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Starch: You guys look like the
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spy kids. Not really superheros.
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Captain: Just like me, eh, except
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they don't have a movie.
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The-or: Even Spider-Man had a movie,
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and he wasn't even invited.
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(Laughter)
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(Spider man sighs)
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Starch: No, no, no seriously, you guys
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should probably go.
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Fury: The situation is, there is
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a girl named Regina and she is all
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tied up.
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Regina: Help I am tied up!
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Fury: And she is tired.
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Regina: And I am tired.
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Fury: And she is bleeding.
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Regina: And I'm bleeding!
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Wait, I'm not bleeding.
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Oh, yeah I'm bleeding.
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Fury: And you must rescue her
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before she gets run over.
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Starch: How are we supposed to get there?
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Fury: It's all been arranged.
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Starch: You think they would
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at least pay for our cab.
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Captain: Hulk, I want you to turn into
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The Hulk and stop the runners.
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and I want you to hammer the tires.
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-Alright men
Starch: Just because you have the word
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Captain in your name doesn't
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mean you are the captain.
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The-or: Or maybe you should give me
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-your iron and I will give you my hammer.
-Starch: That's what she said.
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-Hulk: Stop arguing it's not helping
-Captain: It's time you start listening
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to me
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The-or: Or maybe.
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[Indistinct dialogue]
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(Sound of shoes on pavement)
(Regina cries)
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-Captain: You think she might be dead, eh?
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-Hulk (thinking): I only get mad if
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I see blood or a dead body or
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someone is texting and driving.
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(Hulks screams)
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See what you guys did? I'm the Hulk now!
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You don't look like a hulk.
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Your not even green or big. You only have big mole on your face.
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Oh, Yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could do this?
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Weeee!
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(deep breathing)
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They thought I wasn't in this movie.
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(Jazz music)
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Go. Now what?
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If we don't start working together we are
not the team A... What am I even saying?
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This such a bad accent it's not even Canadian.
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I require socinese
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I reqiure a new hammer.
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(laughing) I know that's so bad.
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-Oh, that's my line?
-Yeah.
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Oh yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could I do
this?