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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.00,0:00:01.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: In a world
Dialogue: 0,0:00:01.31,0:00:04.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.18,0:00:05.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: There is traffic
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.15,0:00:06.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(car horns honk)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.99,0:00:08.71,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: And other stuff, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.71,0:00:12.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Ambulance siren wails)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.17,0:00:13.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Narrator: That have nothing to do with this video.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.52,0:00:14.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Explosion)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:14.42,0:00:21.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (Rock Music) ♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.16,0:00:23.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Hammer hitting nail)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:23.14,0:00:25.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sound of iron against shirt)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:25.99,0:00:28.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And then he was like, "Do you like guacamole?"
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.36,0:00:29.07,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Incoming message alert on phone)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:35.49,0:00:37.14,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fury)Team, we have a situation.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:37.75,0:00:38.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's time to come back in.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.67,0:00:45.46,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,♪ (music)♪
Dialogue: 0,0:00:49.15,0:00:50.76,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Fury slams hands on table)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.96,0:00:54.59,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Avengers, I brought you all here\N-Hulk: Nick Fury
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.10,0:00:56.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you were black
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.32,0:00:58.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am, every time I look in the mirror\Nall I see is black.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:58.47,0:00:59.49,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And you all look black, too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:59.89,0:01:02.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Anyway, why don't you all introduce yourselves?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.61,0:01:04.95,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hello, my name is Tony Starch
Dialogue: 0,0:01:04.95,0:01:06.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Also known as "Ironing Man"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.76,0:01:08.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The power to eliminate any wrinkle.\N-The-or: I am The-or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:10.31,0:01:12.24,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,With the power to give you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:12.24,0:01:13.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or you
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.67,0:01:15.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,options.\N-Captain: -Hello everybody
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.10,0:01:17.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My name is "Captain Canadia"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:17.77,0:01:22.42,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-and my power is I am from Canada, eh.\N-Hulk: Uh hey guys,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.42,0:01:25.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm actually the "Incredible anger management Hulk"
Dialogue: 0,0:01:25.85,0:01:28.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am the Hulk but I don't get angry anymore.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:28.65,0:01:33.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Unless I see blood or a dead body or
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.21,0:01:35.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,maybe someone texting while driving
Dialogue: 0,0:01:35.52,0:01:36.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I hate that.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.30,0:01:37.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sorry we are late.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:37.31,0:01:38.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who are you?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.10,0:01:40.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm Hawkeye
Dialogue: 0,0:01:40.72,0:01:41.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Black Widow
Dialogue: 0,0:01:41.66,0:01:42.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starch: You guys look like the
Dialogue: 0,0:01:42.11,0:01:44.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,spy kids. Not really superheros.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:44.69,0:01:46.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain: Just like me, eh, except
Dialogue: 0,0:01:46.22,0:01:47.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,they don't have a movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.41,0:01:48.72,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The-or: Even Spider-Man had a movie,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.72,0:01:50.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and he wasn't even invited.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.45,0:01:52.58,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Laughter)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.58,0:01:53.81,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Spider man sighs)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:53.81,0:01:56.04,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starch: No, no, no seriously, you guys
Dialogue: 0,0:01:56.04,0:01:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,should probably go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.21,0:01:58.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fury: The situation is, there is
Dialogue: 0,0:01:58.79,0:01:59.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,a girl named Regina and she is all
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.91,0:02:00.67,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,tied up.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.67,0:02:01.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regina: Help I am tied up!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:01.53,0:02:02.23,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fury: And she is tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:02.23,0:02:03.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regina: And I am tired.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:03.25,0:02:04.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fury: And she is bleeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.13,0:02:05.62,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Regina: And I'm bleeding!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:05.62,0:02:08.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wait, I'm not bleeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:08.64,0:02:10.10,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, yeah I'm bleeding.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.10,0:02:11.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fury: And you must rescue her
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.88,0:02:15.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,before she gets run over.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.19,0:02:16.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starch: How are we supposed to get there?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:16.69,0:02:19.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Fury: It's all been arranged.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.98,0:02:22.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Starch: You think they would
Dialogue: 0,0:02:22.74,0:02:23.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,at least pay for our cab.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.73,0:02:24.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain: Hulk, I want you to turn into
Dialogue: 0,0:02:24.94,0:02:26.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The Hulk and stop the runners.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:26.08,0:02:27.31,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,and I want you to hammer the tires.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:27.31,0:02:28.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Alright men\NStarch: Just because you have the word
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.43,0:02:29.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Captain in your name doesn't
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.18,0:02:29.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,mean you are the captain.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.84,0:02:31.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The-or: Or maybe you should give me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:31.41,0:02:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-your iron and I will give you my hammer.\N-Starch: That's what she said.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:33.09,0:02:34.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hulk: Stop arguing it's not helping\N-Captain: It's time you start listening
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.13,0:02:35.38,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,to me
Dialogue: 0,0:02:35.38,0:02:36.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,The-or: Or maybe.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.21,0:02:39.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,[Indistinct dialogue]
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.78,0:02:44.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Sound of shoes on pavement)\N(Regina cries)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:44.47,0:02:45.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Captain: You think she might be dead, eh?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:45.77,0:02:46.88,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Hulk (thinking): I only get mad if
Dialogue: 0,0:02:46.88,0:02:50.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I see blood or a dead body or
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.41,0:02:54.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,someone is texting and driving.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.45,0:02:57.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Hulks screams)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:57.21,0:03:01.57,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,See what you guys did? I'm the Hulk now!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:01.57,0:03:02.56,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You don't look like a hulk.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:02.56,0:03:05.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your not even green or big. You only have big mole on your face.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:05.74,0:03:08.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, Yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could do this?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:08.77,0:03:11.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Weeee!
Dialogue: 0,0:03:11.50,0:03:15.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(deep breathing)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:15.09,0:03:18.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They thought I wasn't in this movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:21.42,0:03:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Jazz music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:26.26,0:03:27.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go. Now what?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:27.86,0:03:31.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,If we don't start working together we are\Nnot the team A... What am I even saying?
Dialogue: 0,0:03:31.45,0:03:35.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This such a bad accent it's not even Canadian.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:35.16,0:03:37.17,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I require socinese
Dialogue: 0,0:03:38.93,0:03:40.99,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I reqiure a new hammer.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:41.74,0:03:45.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(laughing) I know that's so bad.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:47.72,0:03:49.66,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,-Oh, that's my line?\N-Yeah.
Dialogue: 0,0:03:49.66,0:03:52.82,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could I do\Nthis?