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Narrator: In a world

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♪ (music) ♪

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Narrator: There is traffic

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(car horns honk)

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Narrator: And other stuff, too.

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(Ambulance siren wails)

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Narrator: That have nothing to do with this video.

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(Explosion)

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♪ (Rock Music) ♪

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(Hammer hitting nail)

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(Sound of iron against shirt)

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And then he was like, "Do you like guacamole?"

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(Incoming message alert on phone)

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(Fury)Team, we have a situation.

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It's time to come back in.

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♪ (music)♪

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(Fury slams hands on table)

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-Avengers, I brought you all here[br]-Hulk: Nick Fury

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I thought you were black

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I am, every time I look in the mirror[br]all I see is black.

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And you all look black, too.

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Anyway, why don't you all introduce yourselves?

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Hello, my name is Tony Starch

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Also known as "Ironing Man"

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The power to eliminate any wrinkle.[br]-The-or: I am The-or

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With the power to give you

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or you

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options.[br]-Captain: -Hello everybody

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My name is "Captain Canadia"

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-and my power is I am from Canada, eh.[br]-Hulk: Uh hey guys,

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I'm actually the "Incredible anger management Hulk"

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I am the Hulk but I don't get angry anymore.

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Unless I see blood or a dead body or

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maybe someone texting while driving

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I hate that.

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Sorry we are late.

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Who are you?

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I'm Hawkeye

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Black Widow

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Starch: You guys look like the

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spy kids. Not really superheros.

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Captain: Just like me, eh, except

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they don't have a movie.

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The-or: Even Spider-Man had a movie,

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and he wasn't even invited.

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(Laughter)

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(Spider man sighs)

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Starch: No, no, no seriously, you guys

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should probably go.

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Fury: The situation is, there is

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a girl named Regina and she is all

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tied up.

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Regina: Help I am tied up!

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Fury: And she is tired.

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Regina: And I am tired.

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Fury: And she is bleeding.

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Regina: And I'm bleeding!

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Wait, I'm not bleeding.

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Oh, yeah I'm bleeding.

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Fury: And you must rescue her

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before she gets run over.

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Starch: How are we supposed to get there?

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Fury: It's all been arranged.

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Starch: You think they would

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at least pay for our cab.

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Captain: Hulk, I want you to turn into

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The Hulk and stop the runners.

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and I want you to hammer the tires.

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-Alright men[br]Starch: Just because you have the word

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Captain in your name doesn't

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mean you are the captain.

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The-or: Or maybe you should give me

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-your iron and I will give you my hammer.[br]-Starch: That's what she said.

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-Hulk: Stop arguing it's not helping[br]-Captain: It's time you start listening

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to me

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The-or: Or maybe.

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[Indistinct dialogue]

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(Sound of shoes on pavement)[br](Regina cries)

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-Captain: You think she might be dead, eh?

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-Hulk (thinking): I only get mad if

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I see blood or a dead body or

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someone is texting and driving.

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(Hulks screams)

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See what you guys did? I'm the Hulk now!

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You don't look like a hulk.

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Your not even green or big. You only have big mole on your face.

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Oh, Yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could do this?

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Weeee!

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(deep breathing)

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They thought I wasn't in this movie.

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(Jazz music)

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Go. Now what?

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If we don't start working together we are[br]not the team A... What am I even saying?

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This such a bad accent it's not even Canadian.

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I require socinese

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I reqiure a new hammer.

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(laughing) I know that's so bad.

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-Oh, that's my line?[br]-Yeah.

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Oh yeah? If I wasn't the Hulk, could I do[br]this?