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Every year of every day, each month of the week
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thousands, millions even hundreds of people continue to fall victim to FWP's
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I'm so sick
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I have no place to sleep tonight
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I'm so hungry and there's nothing to eat
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Also known as first world problems
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I'm so sick of these routine doctors check ups. There's never anything wrong with me.
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I have no place to sleep tonight. My friends took the bed and the couch.
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So hungry and there's nothing to eat. I mean on this low carb diet, sure I can have all the steak I want, but steak without the potatoes...
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Hi I'm Ryan Higa. You may remember me from the first FWP campaign.
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Well now not only are FWP's still around, but they're getting much, much worse.
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My phone always dies at my friends house, and all he has is the old iphone charger.
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Too much clothes, the drawers won't close.
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It's like having a mountain in my way, and every time I get over it, there's always another. Why did god have to make speed bumps?
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Ignoring the problem, does not make it go away.
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My hands are so big, I can never reach the bottom half of the pringles can.
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These people are continuing to suffer every single day.
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I just bought this dress yesterday, and now it's on sale.
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These FWP's, first world problems, whatever you want to call them, they aren't going anywhere, unless you do something about them.
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My boyfriend didn't text me back, but he just tweeted.
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It's like every thing I built, just came crashing down all at once.
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The poop already began. Phone not in hand.
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I'm so hungry, but I already brushed my teeth.
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The pools too cold, but the Jacuzzi's too hot.
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I ordered the salad, but now I'll never taste the soup.
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My owner got me bacon treats, but their not even bbq flavour.
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But now there's a way you can help, by calling the number 1-800-www.FWP@gmail.org/ :) / :( /dancing lady in red dress/slash
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We'll send you the FWP helper kit, which includes an open book
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Here's an open book, now shut it.
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A miniature batch of wine. Here's a mini batch of wine, now you can stop being such a little winey batch.
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And a complete poker set including a case, chips, cards and not to mention poker sunglasses.
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I don't mean to be heartless, but welcome to the club.
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In case you didn't notice, there's no one here, who give a chip. So if you could just cut it out.
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Grow a four king pair, and deal with it. That would just be amazing (I'm Aceing).
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With your help, we can put an end to FWP's for good, and focus on the real problems, like
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violence or drugs or people who don't know which your (you're) to use, the beibs, crocs and yellow starburst.
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The real issues at hand.
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So please join me, help a soul and help us all.
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What the heck is that...? Oh!
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My internet's so slow it always has to buffer first. Tee Hee!
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So thank you guys so much for watching.
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If you want to see bloopers and behind the scenes click the one on the left.
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If you want to see the previous FWP video, click the one on the right.
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And if you don't want to click any of them of them at all, then that's kind of a problem, that will be really sad for me.