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You wanna...
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Mmm hmm!
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So we just need some eggs.
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And maybe some other stuff.
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Got it.
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Eggs.
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Welcome to Ralphie's.
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You, too!
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So many different types of food.
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Brittany's gone. All right, you're
on your own.
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I feel like I'm in a movie.
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You're here for eggs. Stay focused.
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Oh, bananas! I need bananas!
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All this food is really just
ingredients for poop.
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Wish my mom was here.
I do NOT wish my mom was here.
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All right. Eggs.
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My mouth feels like a desert.
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That guy looks scary.
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This is like a farm animal cemetery.
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(ding ding)
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Who's next?
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Hey, what can I get ya?
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Um, what kind of meat is good today?
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"What kind of meat is good today?" What
are you talking about?!
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Look, just... Oh. Oh god.
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She knows. She definitely knows.
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She knows I'm high.
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What?
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I gotta go.
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Where's Brittany? I gotta find Brittany.
She'll bring me comfort.
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I'll find her.
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I thought you were getting eggs!
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But this cake was on sale, 'cause it says
"Happy Birthday, Jeremy!" already on it.
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We're not Jeremy!
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Not with that attitude.
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Look... I'll be where the beef is.
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And this is 2.1 pounds and it's $11.25.
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They're both 80/20, so what's the dif--
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Oh god, she's following me!
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Go! Go!
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(Suspenseful music)
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I thought you'd beat me here.
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I've been here for like five minutes.
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Where'd you go?
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Oh, my perception of time is way off.
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Yeah, no kidding.
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I feel like I lived my whole life
with these pizzas.
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We should prolly get out of here
soon though,
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'cause I feel like some woman is
following us.
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She's onto us!
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But let's get two of these Tombstones and
get out of here.
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(In unison) I'm too high for this.
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(Suspenseful music)
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I got it, guys.
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I'll never forget you!
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That guy looks like Jesus.
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Candy bars for a good shopping trip?
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We have a cake.
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Oh, so NOW you wanna be Jeremy?
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Your total is $106.13.
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What?!
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But these chips are two for $5!
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Would you like me to take
some of your items back?
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Yeah, will you take everything back
except the eggs?
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There's no eggs here.
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Are you fucking serious?
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Hey, just... just go.
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Just go. She's right there.
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We'll take everything.
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Thank you.
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(Panting) Uh, she almost got us.
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(Knocking)
AAAH!
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Hey! Do you guys know where I could
get some pot?
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(Music)
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I'm a little late. Picking up a cake for
my stepson, Jeremy.