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Dialogue: 0,0:00:03.83,0:00:04.69,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You wanna...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:04.69,0:00:06.60,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Mmm hmm!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.34,0:00:10.65,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So we just need some eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:10.65,0:00:12.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And maybe some other stuff.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.18,0:00:13.06,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Got it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:13.06,0:00:14.16,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:15.59,0:00:16.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Welcome to Ralphie's.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:16.78,0:00:17.70,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You, too!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:21.80,0:00:24.08,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,So many different types of food.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.08,0:00:26.41,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Brittany's gone. All right, you're\Non your own.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:26.41,0:00:28.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I'm in a movie.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:28.21,0:00:30.79,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,You're here for eggs. Stay focused.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.79,0:00:32.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, bananas! I need bananas!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:32.91,0:00:36.94,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All this food is really just \Ningredients for poop.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:36.94,0:00:39.85,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Wish my mom was here.\NI do NOT wish my mom was here.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:39.85,0:00:40.96,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,All right. Eggs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:40.96,0:00:42.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,My mouth feels like a desert.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:42.47,0:00:43.77,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy looks scary.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.77,0:00:46.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,This is like a farm animal cemetery.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:46.21,0:00:47.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(ding ding)
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.22,0:00:48.37,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Who's next?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:51.22,0:00:52.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, what can I get ya?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:52.80,0:00:55.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Um, what kind of meat is good today?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:56.26,0:01:00.25,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,"What kind of meat is good today?" What\Nare you talking about?!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:00.25,0:01:02.13,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look, just... Oh. Oh god.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.13,0:01:03.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She knows. She definitely knows.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:05.81,0:01:06.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She knows I'm high.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:06.98,0:01:08.15,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:08.15,0:01:09.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I gotta go.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:09.32,0:01:13.28,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where's Brittany? I gotta find Brittany.\NShe'll bring me comfort.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:13.28,0:01:14.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll find her.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:14.39,0:01:15.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you were getting eggs!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:15.92,0:01:19.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But this cake was on sale, 'cause it says\N"Happy Birthday, Jeremy!" already on it.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:19.80,0:01:20.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We're not Jeremy!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:20.63,0:01:22.18,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Not with that attitude.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:22.18,0:01:26.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Look... I'll be where the beef is.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:27.13,0:01:30.80,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And this is 2.1 pounds and it's $11.25.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:30.80,0:01:33.34,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,They're both 80/20, so what's the dif--
Dialogue: 0,0:01:33.34,0:01:36.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh god, she's following me!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:36.44,0:01:38.03,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Go! Go!
Dialogue: 0,0:01:38.03,0:01:45.63,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Suspenseful music)
Dialogue: 0,0:01:45.67,0:01:47.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I thought you'd beat me here.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:47.30,0:01:48.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I've been here for like five minutes.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:48.78,0:01:50.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Where'd you go?
Dialogue: 0,0:01:50.26,0:01:51.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, my perception of time is way off.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:51.73,0:01:52.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, no kidding.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:52.78,0:01:55.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I feel like I lived my whole life \Nwith these pizzas.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:55.26,0:01:57.52,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We should prolly get out of here \Nsoon though,
Dialogue: 0,0:01:57.52,0:01:59.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,'cause I feel like some woman is\Nfollowing us.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:59.89,0:02:00.93,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,She's onto us!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:00.96,0:02:03.83,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But let's get two of these Tombstones and\Nget out of here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:04.30,0:02:06.32,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(In unison) I'm too high for this.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:06.32,0:02:07.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Suspenseful music)
Dialogue: 0,0:02:07.43,0:02:10.39,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I got it, guys.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:10.39,0:02:11.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'll never forget you!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:11.97,0:02:13.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,That guy looks like Jesus.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:13.26,0:02:15.45,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Candy bars for a good shopping trip?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:15.45,0:02:17.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We have a cake.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:17.20,0:02:19.20,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Oh, so NOW you wanna be Jeremy?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:19.20,0:02:20.89,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Your total is $106.13.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:20.89,0:02:21.75,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,What?!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:21.75,0:02:23.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But these chips are two for $5!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:23.22,0:02:25.61,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Would you like me to take \Nsome of your items back?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:25.61,0:02:28.12,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Yeah, will you take everything back \Nexcept the eggs?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:28.12,0:02:29.92,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,There's no eggs here.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:29.92,0:02:33.09,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Are you fucking serious?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:34.28,0:02:36.36,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey, just... just go.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:36.36,0:02:37.64,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Just go. She's right there.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:37.64,0:02:39.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,We'll take everything.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:39.19,0:02:42.53,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Thank you.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:47.66,0:02:49.19,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Panting) Uh, she almost got us.
Dialogue: 0,0:02:49.19,0:02:50.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Knocking)\NAAAH!
Dialogue: 0,0:02:50.73,0:02:54.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Hey! Do you guys know where I could\Nget some pot?
Dialogue: 0,0:02:54.74,0:03:04.22,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,(Music)
Dialogue: 0,0:03:04.22,0:03:08.02,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I'm a little late. Picking up a cake for \Nmy stepson, Jeremy.