WEBVTT 00:00:03.831 --> 00:00:04.691 You wanna... 00:00:04.691 --> 00:00:06.595 Mmm hmm! 00:00:08.335 --> 00:00:10.648 So we just need some eggs. 00:00:10.648 --> 00:00:12.178 And maybe some other stuff. 00:00:12.178 --> 00:00:13.059 Got it. 00:00:13.059 --> 00:00:14.156 Eggs. 00:00:15.586 --> 00:00:16.781 Welcome to Ralphie's. 00:00:16.781 --> 00:00:17.699 You, too! 00:00:21.799 --> 00:00:24.084 So many different types of food. 00:00:24.084 --> 00:00:26.413 Brittany's gone. All right, you're on your own. 00:00:26.413 --> 00:00:28.214 I feel like I'm in a movie. 00:00:28.214 --> 00:00:30.788 You're here for eggs. Stay focused. 00:00:30.788 --> 00:00:32.908 Oh, bananas! I need bananas! 00:00:32.908 --> 00:00:36.944 All this food is really just ingredients for poop. 00:00:36.944 --> 00:00:39.850 Wish my mom was here. I do NOT wish my mom was here. 00:00:39.850 --> 00:00:40.958 All right. Eggs. 00:00:40.958 --> 00:00:42.471 My mouth feels like a desert. 00:00:42.471 --> 00:00:43.774 That guy looks scary. 00:00:43.774 --> 00:00:46.213 This is like a farm animal cemetery. 00:00:46.213 --> 00:00:47.217 (ding ding) 00:00:47.217 --> 00:00:48.368 Who's next? 00:00:51.218 --> 00:00:52.801 Hey, what can I get ya? 00:00:52.801 --> 00:00:55.607 Um, what kind of meat is good today? 00:00:56.257 --> 00:01:00.250 "What kind of meat is good today?" What are you talking about?! 00:01:00.250 --> 00:01:02.127 Look, just... Oh. Oh god. 00:01:02.127 --> 00:01:03.968 She knows. She definitely knows. 00:01:05.809 --> 00:01:06.980 She knows I'm high. 00:01:06.980 --> 00:01:08.151 What? 00:01:08.151 --> 00:01:09.323 I gotta go. 00:01:09.323 --> 00:01:13.282 Where's Brittany? I gotta find Brittany. She'll bring me comfort. 00:01:13.282 --> 00:01:14.390 I'll find her. 00:01:14.390 --> 00:01:15.917 I thought you were getting eggs! 00:01:15.917 --> 00:01:19.800 But this cake was on sale, 'cause it says "Happy Birthday, Jeremy!" already on it. 00:01:19.800 --> 00:01:20.631 We're not Jeremy! 00:01:20.631 --> 00:01:22.177 Not with that attitude. 00:01:22.177 --> 00:01:26.260 Look... I'll be where the beef is. 00:01:27.130 --> 00:01:30.804 And this is 2.1 pounds and it's $11.25. 00:01:30.804 --> 00:01:33.339 They're both 80/20, so what's the dif-- 00:01:33.339 --> 00:01:36.444 Oh god, she's following me! 00:01:36.444 --> 00:01:38.033 Go! Go! 00:01:38.033 --> 00:01:45.632 (Suspenseful music) 00:01:45.672 --> 00:01:47.304 I thought you'd beat me here. 00:01:47.304 --> 00:01:48.780 I've been here for like five minutes. 00:01:48.780 --> 00:01:50.256 Where'd you go? 00:01:50.256 --> 00:01:51.734 Oh, my perception of time is way off. 00:01:51.734 --> 00:01:52.784 Yeah, no kidding. 00:01:52.784 --> 00:01:55.264 I feel like I lived my whole life with these pizzas. 00:01:55.264 --> 00:01:57.525 We should prolly get out of here soon though, 00:01:57.525 --> 00:01:59.888 'cause I feel like some woman is following us. 00:01:59.888 --> 00:02:00.928 She's onto us! 00:02:00.958 --> 00:02:03.826 But let's get two of these Tombstones and get out of here. 00:02:04.296 --> 00:02:06.324 (In unison) I'm too high for this. 00:02:06.324 --> 00:02:07.428 (Suspenseful music) 00:02:07.428 --> 00:02:10.388 I got it, guys. 00:02:10.388 --> 00:02:11.970 I'll never forget you! 00:02:11.970 --> 00:02:13.259 That guy looks like Jesus. 00:02:13.259 --> 00:02:15.453 Candy bars for a good shopping trip? 00:02:15.453 --> 00:02:17.201 We have a cake. 00:02:17.201 --> 00:02:19.205 Oh, so NOW you wanna be Jeremy? 00:02:19.205 --> 00:02:20.887 Your total is $106.13. 00:02:20.887 --> 00:02:21.751 What?! 00:02:21.751 --> 00:02:23.224 But these chips are two for $5! 00:02:23.224 --> 00:02:25.608 Would you like me to take some of your items back? 00:02:25.608 --> 00:02:28.123 Yeah, will you take everything back except the eggs? 00:02:28.123 --> 00:02:29.925 There's no eggs here. 00:02:29.925 --> 00:02:33.087 Are you fucking serious? 00:02:34.277 --> 00:02:36.360 Hey, just... just go. 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:37.645 Just go. She's right there. 00:02:37.645 --> 00:02:39.189 We'll take everything. 00:02:39.189 --> 00:02:42.527 Thank you. 00:02:47.655 --> 00:02:49.192 (Panting) Uh, she almost got us. 00:02:49.192 --> 00:02:50.727 (Knocking) AAAH! 00:02:50.727 --> 00:02:54.735 Hey! Do you guys know where I could get some pot? 00:02:54.735 --> 00:03:04.223 (Music) 00:03:04.223 --> 00:03:08.022 I'm a little late. Picking up a cake for my stepson, Jeremy.