You wanna...
Mmm hmm!
So we just need some eggs.
And maybe some other stuff.
Got it.
Eggs.
Welcome to Ralphie's.
You, too!
So many different types of food.
Brittany's gone. All right, you're on your own.
I feel like I'm in a movie.
You're here for eggs. Stay focused.
Oh, bananas! I need bananas!
All this food is really just ingredients for poop.
Wish my mom was here. I do NOT wish my mom was here.
All right. Eggs.
My mouth feels like a desert.
That guy looks scary.
This is like a farm animal cemetery.
(ding ding)
Who's next?
Hey, what can I get ya?
Um, what kind of meat is good today?
"What kind of meat is good today?" What are you talking about?!
Look, just... Oh. Oh god.
She knows. She definitely knows.
She knows I'm high.
What?
I gotta go.
Where's Brittany? I gotta find Brittany. She'll bring me comfort.
I'll find her.
I thought you were getting eggs!
But this cake was on sale, 'cause it says "Happy Birthday, Jeremy!" already on it.
We're not Jeremy!
Not with that attitude.
Look... I'll be where the beef is.
And this is 2.1 pounds and it's $11.25.
They're both 80/20, so what's the dif--
Oh god, she's following me!
Go! Go!
(Suspenseful music)
I thought you'd beat me here.
I've been here for like five minutes.
Where'd you go?
Oh, my perception of time is way off.
Yeah, no kidding.
I feel like I lived my whole life with these pizzas.
We should prolly get out of here soon though,
'cause I feel like some woman is following us.
She's onto us!
But let's get two of these Tombstones and get out of here.
(In unison) I'm too high for this.
(Suspenseful music)
I got it, guys.
I'll never forget you!
That guy looks like Jesus.
Candy bars for a good shopping trip?
We have a cake.
Oh, so NOW you wanna be Jeremy?
Your total is $106.13.
What?!
But these chips are two for $5!
Would you like me to take some of your items back?
Yeah, will you take everything back except the eggs?
There's no eggs here.
Are you fucking serious?
Hey, just... just go.
Just go. She's right there.
We'll take everything.
Thank you.
(Panting) Uh, she almost got us.
(Knocking) AAAH!
Hey! Do you guys know where I could get some pot?
(Music)
I'm a little late. Picking up a cake for my stepson, Jeremy.