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Jeff calls Jenna for Owen to spend the night
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She said let me ask him
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She came back to the phone and said he's crying
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She said she asked him what s the matter with you and dont' you want to go?
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She said "Who's the Succotash Kid?"
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She did
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She did!
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She said Owey called you the Succotash Kid!
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And cried!
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She said Owen told her grandpa practically lives in the shitter
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And makes the whole house smell like dead man's ass
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Because of the stuff he takes from some guy
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Someone called Phillias
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Grandpa calls him a doctor
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At this point Jeff knew he was fucked
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His own grandson can't take being around him
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Owey says grandpa needs help!
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Said motherfucker can't play with him
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'cause he's always stuffing papertowels in his shorts
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And walks around the house like John Wayne
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Owey asked Jenna if he's going to end up
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Like that some day and has nightmares
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Owey names his grandpa the Succotash Kid
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And the other two boys don't want to spend the night
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with him either
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Owey told them all about his last time here
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The horrible smells
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The cursing and the swearing coming out of the bathroom
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Only to come out and smoke another cigarette and run back in
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The explosions
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Can you believe that?
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Poor Kids
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Probably marked for life
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'cause of a guy named Phillias Hogue
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Who has Jeff on like 15 different supplements
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15 supplements????
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Give or take a couple
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I can't see how a motherfucker even gets through
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Gets through the work day
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Kids not even older that 10 know something's fucked up
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So Jenna didn't force the issue or what?
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Well it's her dad so she let him down softly
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Said she'd talk with Owey and the boys about getting older
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Like they're going to buy that lemon
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The Succotash Kid!
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And Doctor Phillias Hogue!
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You can't call that shit a grandkid-grandfather relationship!
