Jeff calls Jenna for Owen to spend the night
She said let me ask him
She came back to the phone and said he's crying
She said she asked him what s the matter with you and dont' you want to go?
She said "Who's the Succotash Kid?"
She did
She did!
She said Owey called you the Succotash Kid!
And cried!
She said Owen told her grandpa practically lives in the shitter
And makes the whole house smell like dead man's ass
Because of the stuff he takes from some guy
Someone called Phillias
Grandpa calls him a doctor
At this point Jeff knew he was fucked
His own grandson can't take being around him
Owey says grandpa needs help!
Said motherfucker can't play with him
'cause he's always stuffing papertowels in his shorts
And walks around the house like John Wayne
Owey asked Jenna if he's going to end up
Like that some day and has nightmares
Owey names his grandpa the Succotash Kid
And the other two boys don't want to spend the night
with him either
Owey told them all about his last time here
The horrible smells
The cursing and the swearing coming out of the bathroom
Only to come out and smoke another cigarette and run back in
The explosions
Can you believe that?
Poor Kids
Probably marked for life
'cause of a guy named Phillias Hogue
Who has Jeff on like 15 different supplements
15 supplements????
Give or take a couple
I can't see how a motherfucker even gets through
Gets through the work day
Kids not even older that 10 know something's fucked up
So Jenna didn't force the issue or what?
Well it's her dad so she let him down softly
Said she'd talk with Owey and the boys about getting older
Like they're going to buy that lemon
The Succotash Kid!
And Doctor Phillias Hogue!
You can't call that shit a grandkid-grandfather relationship!