Drew Barrymore [Never Been Kissed] Full Movie 720p

You know
how in some movies...

they have a dream sequence,

only they don´t tell you
it´s a dream?

This is so not a dream.

It wasn´t supposed to
be like this.

I was just trying to do my job,

and then things happened.

Well, life happened.

And now I´m here.

Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

Catch a falling star
and put it in your pocket...

Trust me.
I´m not the kind of girl...

who does things like this.

I mean, two months ago,

you couldn´t have picked
me out of a crowd.

Hi. Call me.

Told you.

I´m over there.

I was the youngest copy editor
at the Chicago Sun-Times.

Standard British callsfor ´"re.´"

So unless you´re
a pompous American,

I would go with ´"er.´"

I had my own office,
unlimited stationary supplies,

and a professional,
dedicated assistant.

Thought of this
awesome new phrase.

"Power is powerful.´"

Total T-shirt, right?
Awesome. Amazing. What?

Can I get my messages?
-Yeah.

Hey, seriously,
last time I saw you,

did I look fat?

OK. You hesitated.

No. Case closed. Forget it.
-Excuse me, Merkin.

Um, I noticed that there
weren´t any index cards.

I can´t do notes without them.
-Hey, hey, hey.

Merkin ain´t jerkin´.
He´s workin´, OK?

Take that to the bank.

It´s power, baby. It´s power.

My boss.

No. I´m just a little tense.

I mean, this whole office
is not Feng Shui.

All the desks are facing,
like, evil, you know?

Uh, do you think I should
bleach my jeans...

Josie!

Guess who I did it with
last night.

Roger from op/ed?

Ohh! Who told you?

You did. You said yesterday,
and I quote,

´"I have a date with Roger
from op/ed tonight,

and I´m gonna do it
with him.´"

Computer´s down.

Septuplet story.
Need it by 5:00.

Hopefully the copy´s
not a mess.

It´s ´"hoped´"
that it´s not a mess.

´"Hopefully´" is an adverb.
It means ´"with hope.´"

You have it
defining the copy,

and I´m pretty sure the copy
doesn´t have feelings.

So, Anita...

You and Roger in op/ed.

Oh, man, who told you?

Roger in op/ed.
-Really?

Anita?
-What?

Don´t make me
send you another memo...

about my policy
on interoffice dating.

It´s ´"intraoffice dating.´"

And they´re not dating.
They´re having sex.

Oh.

And what exactly is
your policy, Augustus?

That if you´re not getting any,
then no one can?

Hmm.

How many times have I fired her?

Five or six.
-Eight.

Gus...

Did you get those story ideas
that I left on your desk?

Morning, Mr. Strauss.

Yes, the blind
foster home mother.

That was good.
I got Kahune on it.

Oh, yeah. Kahune. He´s good.

Geller, we´ve been through this.

You´re a great copy editor.

You´re maybe
my best copy editor.

You´re not a reporter.

You´ve used 5 of my ideas.

Gus, please.

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry
thinks he can write,

but a journalist gets in there
where the bombs are falling.

He´s aggressive.
He grabs the bull by the balls.

You don´t think I can
grab a bull´s balls?

Geller, you don´t want
a reporter´s life.

Trust me. They´re very messy,

and you´re all about
order and control,

and getting me my copy by 5:00.

I can be out of control.

Copy by 5:00!

Josie,
maybe Gus has a point.

You know, it´s not gonna kill
you to relax and have some fun.

Hey, you know, Roger´s got
this friend Marshall in editing.

Maybe we can all go on
a double date or something.

Marshall the duke?

I swear to God, Josie! Come on!

Tell me, when is the last time
that you went on a real date?

I´m concentrating
on my career right now.

Do you own
any colored underwear?

Stripes or anything?

The right guy, he´s out there.

I´m just not gonna go kiss
a whole bunch of losers...

to get to him.

Yeah, but you know what?

Sometimes kissing losers
can be a really fun diversion.

When I finally get kissed,
I´ll know.

OK. If you´ve never
kissed a guy before,

we have bigger problems
than the underwear.

I´ve kissed a guy.

I´ve kissed guys.

I just...

haven´t felt that thing.

That thing?

Is that what you kids
call it these days?

That thing.

That moment
when you kiss someone,

and everything around you
becomes hazy...

and the only thing infocus
is you and this person...

and you realize that
that person...

is the only person that
you´re supposed to kiss...

for the rest of your life.

And for one moment
you get this amazing gift,

and you wanna laugh,
and you wanna cry...

´Cause you feel so lucky
that you found it

and so scared that it´ll go away
all at the same time.

Damn, girl. You are a writer.

OK...finished.

What do you guys think?

Where do you think it should go?

The bedroom?

That´s exactly
what I was thinking.

When I say that I´m OK

Well, they look at me
kind of strange

Perfect.

Surely you´re
not happy now

You no longer play the game

The meeting just began.

Let me start by saying
I was very impressed...

with that investigative
piece that Dutton did...

on pesticides
in our supermarkets.

But since the Trib did a piece
on the same subject only better,

you´refired.

Dutton, did you hear me?
You´refired.

Out, out, out.

Close your cubicle.

Bye-bye, Dutton.

Hello, everybody else
still working here.

Let´s celebrate by doing
another undercover feature.

Now, you know that my
inspiration for these stories...

come, of course,
from my personal life.

I mean, who would´ve thought
that my foray into hair plugs...

would´ve resulted
in last month´s cover story?

´"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.´"
A great story.

So anyway, last night,

I´m sitting home with
my family having dinner...

Roger.

And my younger boy
starts to choke.

And I realized that my son
was allergic to peanuts.

I said to myself, ´"Holy shit!
I don´t even know my own kids.´"

How much do we know about
these high school kids?

What are they thinking?

And then it hit me.

Boom!

´"My Semester in High School.´"

You.

What´s your name?
-Josie.

Jose?

Josie Geller.

Josie Geller,
you enroll Friday.

Have fun.

The meeting just ended.

Josie!

20-minute handstand.

Freaked the yogi right out.

Excuse me.

Josie.

Ohh...

It´s really happening!

My first undercover feature
by Josie Geller!

Josie, maybe you should
turn it down.

Why? You don´t think
I can do it?

No, no! It´s just...

This is a lot of pressure for
your first piece, that´s all.

I mean, this is not
a half-a-page article.

This is a major
undercover piece, OK?

Look what Rigfortjust
did to Dutton in there,

and that guy´s his cousin.

Don´tworry.

I´m gonna straighten
this all out.

Neither of you guys
think I can do this?

That´s notwhat
we´re saying, Josie.

Anita, when you wanted to
seduce the guy in the mailroom,

and you thought you couldn´t
learn Spanish fast enough,

who quizzed you on your verbs?

Senorita Josie.

And, Gus, when you wanted
to learn how to knit,

who showed you how
to work the needles?

Um, you did.

You knit?
-Yeah.

So this is my chance.

Well, I´m not holding
your job for you, Geller.

Thankyou!
-OK.

Don´t make me give you my memo
on interoffice hugging, OK?

Now comes the hard part.

Oh, my gosh.
You get to be 17 again.

OK, what´s the first
thing you´re gonna need?

You want Bambi? No way.

Rob, please.

Why don´t you just
borrow Mom´s car?

I can´t use a minivan.
I need a cheap car.

Ha ha.
-A vintage classic.

It´s just for
a couple of months.

A couple of months is
like 10 years in Bambi life.

It´s so weird that you
name your cars.

Why? Guys name
their penises.

OK.

You can have my
Buick La Sabre...

and name it anything you want.

Really?

La Sabre.

Nah. I don´t think so.

Fully loaded.

Maybe.

Are those shorts or a skirt?

They´re gaucho pants.
I got them on sale.

Aloha! Welcome!
Every customer gets afree lei.

Relax, Vaughn.
It´s just my sister.

Aloha, my ass.

Shake it easy, buddy.

Hey, Rob, have you talked
to the admissions lady...

from Lakeshore
Community College yet?

No.

But you could start
before next semester.

You could even talk to her
about a baseball scholarship.

It´s too late, Josie,
you know?

I´m not going to college.

I´m not playing baseball
anymore.

This is my life.

This is a luau that sells
packing material.

You had such a shot
at playing college ball.

You let a case of mono stop you.

Don´t you wanna move out
of Mom and Dad´s?

Pay your own bills?

Why? So I can be
as happy as you?

I am happy.

Besides...

You are looking at the newest
undercover reporter...

forthe Chicago Sun-Times.

I am Josie Geller,
high school student,

Senior Class 1999.

Uh-uh.

You´re kidding, right?

What?
-Do you remember high school?

It was a long time ago.

Do you remember what they
called you in high school?

Josie Grossy!

Josie...

Josie Grossy.

I know. I made it up.

I didn´t know it was
gonna catch on like it did.

Josie...

What´s the matter?
You look nauseous.

Nauseated...I look nauseated.

Hi, Billy.

Um, I noticed that you weren´t
in math class today...

so, um, I decided to
take some notes for you.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

This is a very bad idea.

Hey.

Feeling good.

My name is Josie.

I´m from Scranton, Pennsylvania,

the Keystone State.

Hold it.

Where you going?

To high school...

because I´m
a high school student.

I´m here with
my fellow students.

Hey, guys.

Hi.

Beeper. Appears legitimate.

Computer organizer.

Recording device.

I can
grab a bull´s balls.

Appears legitimate.

This is
a projectile launcher.

That´s a weapon.

Class, today we have
the pleasure of exploring...

the pantheistic culture
of India.

India--

Hi. Hello!

Willkommen.
Entre, entre.

Sorry I´m late.

I´m sorry I forgot to take
my hot flash medication today.

Please sit.

´"Josie.´" right.

Mi casa es su casa.

That is so sad.

I know, like, 5 chickens
had to die...

just so she could look
that stupid.

Josie, in my classroom,
tardiness is unacceptable.

I´m sorry.

Well, not as sorry as I am.

10 minutes in that hat,
you´ll never be late again.

OK. So let´s hear
something about you.

Stand up.

Stand up.

My name is Josie Geller.

I´m a high school student.

I´m from--

Billy?

Excuse me.

You live in Billy?

B-bali.

Uh, Billy Bali.

Um, it´s a suburb
of Bali proper.

Bali! The island nation
of Bali.

Fascinating.

What did your family do there?

Um...We were...

Sheep...

Sheep farmers.

My family raised sheep?

research Bali.

Kill Anita for picking out
this outfit.

Find and destroy sombrero.

We sit here.
-Yeah.

Sorry. I didn´t know
these seats were assigned.

They´re not.

Morning, everyone.

Morning.

I, uh, I don´t thinkwe´ve met.

I´m Sam...Coulson.

The school has this thing about
letting you guys call me Sam.

I´m Josie, but I´m
pretty sure the school...

would be OK with you
calling me that.

So welcome to Shakespeare´s
As You Like It.

Here. We can share.

...is an example
of Shakespearean....

pastoral comedy.

Now, does anyone know
what that means?

Oh, yeah. That´s what
they do to milk.

No, Sarah. That´s, uh...

that´s ´"pasteurize.´"

Uh, but it´s close.

Parakeet?

OK. Anyone else?

Josie.

Pastoral means
set in the country,

originally seen in
the Eclogues of Virgil.

It´s from the Latin
´"pastoralis´", to graze.

Are you sure you´re 17?

Yes.

I´m 17.

I´m 17.
Of course.

Excuse me. Ahem.

What´s in the cole slaw?

Thankyou.

Kirsten, that bran muffin
has like 75 grams offat.

Nuh-uh.

Did I tell you that
Lisa has hemorrhoids?

Hi.

Nasty.
-Hi.

Hi, Kristin.

It´s Keer-sten.

Oh. OK.

Oh!

Well, that´ll teach me to wear
white jeans after Labor Day.

I don´t think you´re supposed to
wear white jeans after 1983.

Right.

Right, right.

OK, so, um,

like what are your guys´
hopes and dreams?

Any interests?

Hi.

I´m Guy.

Hi.

Y-yes, y-you are a guy.

Quite a guy.

Oh, my.

That rhymes.
Ha ha ha.

Yikes.

Bikes.
Ha ha ha!

Are you in Special Ed.?

I mean, are you?

I can´t believe he said that.
-He totally just said that.

I´m just gonna go.

Ha ha ha ha!

Don´t slip, honey.

Off the chart.

Ohh! How old am I?

Approximately 6350 days old.

Now, that´s subject
for adjustment...

for month of birth.
heeeee!

Ha ha!

OK.

OK, thank you.

Let´s do it!

Hustle! Hustle!
Come on, girls!

Go on! Move it!
Pick up your feet!

Come on!

A little more
commitment, Geller!

Move it!

Come on!

Must...have water.

What do I look like,
your waitress?

Now, you are gonna
complete these sprints...

because if you don´t, you fail.

And if you fail gym,
you´ll never get into college.

You guys still tell that lie?

That does it, Geller.

Drop. Give me 20.

No.

Don´tworry, Rob.

I put premium gasoline in her.

Josie, I told you.
Bambi´s a cheap regular girl.

Wait a second.

Everything is fine, Rob.
I´ll call you later.

Josie, don´t hang up

They do it
to all the new kids.

Who´s they?

Guy Perkins
and his amazing lemmings.

They push your car out of
its space and hide it,

sit up there and watch
while you look for it.

I´m Aldys.
-I´m Josie.

Aldys. That´s
an interesting name.

When it´s not yours.

My mom was going through
her Harlequin Romance phase.

Tell me about it.

Try being named after
a guitar-playing pussycat.

Never mind.

Listen, would you like
to walk to Nano´s...

and get something to eat?

Yeah. That would be really nice.

So tell me, what are
your hopes and your dreams?

What do you want to be?

Thank you.
-You´re welcome.

I want to be a professor
of medieval literature.

I want to be a novelist.

I want to be a weekendflautist.

I want to be a potter.
I want to be a painter.

I want to be an architect,

and I want to go
to Northwestern.

I went there!

For what?

Yes. Once to use
the bathroom.

Um, they have
a really nice facility.

Oh, my God.

Hello.

I got your message.

What the hell kind of story
are you pitching?

It´s my dad. He worries.
-Yeah. Mine, too.

Yeah, hi, Dad.
I miss you, too.

You´re one sick puppy,
you know that, Geller?

It´s an exposé
on cafeteria food.

Let me guess.

You´re leading with the terrible
truth about cole slaw.

Well, the bulk of it will
be about the pimento loaf.

Geller, you wanna be
a reporter?

Take a look at what sells.

Sex scandals, bribery,
people jumping off buildings.

So, unless some kid
just killed himself...

because he was being paid...

to have sex with
the school mascot...

in a big vat of that cole slaw,

you got nothing.

Call me when you do.

They love to
disconnect the battery, too.

Here. Just so
that you know,

I think they recalled
these cars in 1974.

Yeah, thanks.
-Sure. No problem.

Josie, I was wondering...

How are you at calculus?

I´m good.

How would you like
to join the Denominators?

We have these really fun
pizza study groups,

and we go to these
all-county meets.

And not that you need it,

and I don´t wanna sound
like the Godfather,

but we could offer you
a certain amount of protection,

if you know what I mean.

Sounds great.

´"All the world´s
a stage,

and all the men and women,
merely players.´"

Does anyone know what
Shakespeare meant by that?

Anyone?

It´s about disguise.

About playing a part.

And that´s the theme
of As You Like It.

Now, does anyone know
where we can see this?

Oh.

Well, Rosalind disguises
herself as a man,

and then she escapes
into the forest.

Right. And it´s when
she´s in costume...

that she canfinally express
her love for Orlando.

See, the point Shakespeare
is trying to make...

is that when we´re
in disguise, we feel freer.

We do things we wouldn´t
do in ordinary life.

Brett, what happens when you
go out on a football field...

in uniform?

We kick ass!
Yeah!

You yell.
You hit people.

You touch other guys´ butts.

It´s OK, it´s OK
´cause you´re in uniform.

See, disguise
changes all the rules.

I tells you a story

My first season as a pee wee hockey

Well, honestly... I-I was terrible,
I couldn't stay, I was afraid... I was afraid to hit the head

My dad, my dad bougth me this brand new helmet...

sign by Gordie Howe

Come on guys... Gordie Howe!

Ok, he was like... like the Tiger Woods of hockey

Every time I'd put on this helmet... I mean... I'd feel invincible
I'd skied harder, I'd shaken people left and right

I'd even got out of a game once for fight

The point here is that disguise can be liberate,
can you get to do things that you never thougt possible

And for Rosalind, her male costume,
opens the possibilities for the great love of her life

Josie, why don't you read from Act 5,
Scene 2, Rosalind's speech--

No sooner had they met but they looked;

no sooner looked but they loved;

no sooner loved but they sighed..."

Does he notice me?

Does he hear my heart screaming his name--

sometimes it's so loud
I think the Gods can hear my pain.

His voice is so mellifluous,
oh to get just one small kiss.

O.K., what have you wanted for like ever
but you didn't think it would -ever happen?

I'm the most popular girl in school,
and Billy Prince is taking me to prom.

Yes.

What?

Billy Prince is asking you to prom.

Why?

I don't know.

The poem!

I knew he liked the poem!

Billy Prince is asking me to the prom.

That's what I'm saying.

Oh my God!

I actually speechless, I have no words!
That's never happend to me ever in my life

O.K. - just a reminder.
Your paper is due next week.

Hey guys!. This is Cindy Anakowski student body's president...

Don't forget, don't going to the library
there is this asphalt problem

Excuse me, can I open my locker?

Now, about prom.

Voting about the Prom theme has been completed
and the theme is... The Millenium!!

- Rufus! Prom is gonna be Rufus.
- What's Rufus?

It's my new cool hippie word.
Spread it around like wild fire

Right! Rufus!

What is with this school and prom?

Southglen South competes every year for best prom...

...the theme is everthing darling
So whatever Southglen picks has to be totally unique--

"There's a land that I see where the children are free
Come with me, take my hand, and we'll live

...In a land where the river runs free
In a land through the green country
And you and me are free to be you and me...

What's that?

That's the old drive-in. They call it "The Court".
Now it's just a continuous party for Guy's group.

Hey! Albo, the dog park is that way. Go!

Last I checked--this was still a free country

You guys aren't seriously trying to hang out at
The Court, aren't you, Albo?

Oooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trashcan.
Where do I sign up?

Why don't you go home, figure around
with your calculator, wherever you use it.

Figure out how many lifetimes
it will take you to get cool.

Have you ever wanted to go to The Court?

Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame.
All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame.

- Yeah, it seems lame.
- Yeah, it's very lame

You say that!

The Court? Josie, I am appalled

Jeez, I know, I mean... who knows that these kids-

No, I am appalled because I have a reporter in there,
undercover, for almost three weeks now-

and I had to read about this in the Tribune.

You're right.

I can fold!

Seventeen-year-old Kristen David says,
"Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at The Court on Saturday night."

S-S-She's right.
I have learned that it is a popular place for the kids to go.

This is where the stories are.

You become friends with these people.
You are going to party with them.

You are going to eat chicken with them.

When they go to prom...
you are going to be in their same damn limo!

Gus listen, the popular kids and I...

Do you even know these kids?

They hid my car--

Get to know them.Very well.
Your job and my job depends on it.

By the way, it's depend, because there is no s.
Your subject is plural

Out!

Come on! Asses and elbows!
The news doesn't sleep, you know!

Yeah, baby!

Rob... you're making a mess

Do this with mum and dad

No. They're still caring to do Franklin
meet Pat at dinner. But I made a pizza.

- I can't do it

What? Damn, these are high schools girls?

We've got some underage hotties on our hands, here!

Gus insists that I become friends with these kids.
The popular kids. It's impossible.

Why is that impossible?

You don't know how it was for me back in high school.
All I wanted was to be accepted...

and they just tortured me.
I can't go back to Southglen South.

You're at Southglen South?
They have a killer baseball team.

Focus, please

You're an adult now, Josie.

You're successful,
you've gradueted at the top of you class,

you work for a newspaper...

you wash your hair now--
you're not Josie Grossie anymore.

Don't you know how much I
wanted to be you in high school?

Just for one day to know what
it was like to be popular?

It's not that hard, Josie.

All you need is the right person.

One person that thinks
you're cool and you're in.

Everyone else will be
too scared to question it.

Is that true?

Yeah, it's a little known fact

Don't you wanna show them - Gus, Billy Prince, yourself-

Don't you wanna show them that
the cool kids don't freak you out anymore?

That you can go in there, you can be friends with them,
and get your story?

Yes, desperately

Plus, if you quit you're no better than me

Better than I...

That's the spirit!

So let hear it, come on:
"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"

"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"

That's it. Now scream it!

"I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"!!!

That's good!

Josie... and the pussy cats

George?! What are you doing here?

In the van, go, go...

Welcome to the love hut

Oh right...

George, what is going on?

"Captain's wings"

What are you doing?

Hidden camera

- Wings?
- Yeah...

That's great but...
I really just talk to Gus until this first

Geller, stop being a pain in the ass

Gus?

No, it's the Great and Powerful Oz.

Now look--you're in over your head.
This is how it's gonna work.

I review the tapes, I find your story.

Battery, transmitter

Man!

Here we go...
Good luck sweet!

I don't think so... George...
why are you so cool?

Work, herbs, berries... you know
I'll be watching you

Oh, right. Lets get this party start it

Oh! Damn!
They weren't such good when I was at high school

Hey! Kirsten, Kristen, Gibby--
What's up girlfriends?

- I'm ok
- Uh! That's gonna leave a mark

And so it is Rosalind, in disguise,
who is best able to see through the disguises of others.

To say to Phebe, "Mistress, know thy self,"

to look at love from every angle,

and to realize, finally,
that she is in love with Orlando--

To free both hearts not in judgment but in equality

Thank you. That's really well writen, Josie

Showtime's over!

Come on, move-it! Back to work!

Gus, have you ever been in love?

Leave

Oh give it up, Gus, come on!
I'm just making conversation

Love. Who knows what that is?
Deadlines, circulation, those I understand.

You know, you should go out
every now and then, Gus;

if you put on a couple of new ties,
girls would be all over you.

- Anita...
- What?

Leave me alone
I have enough work here to last me all night

Listen, I don't have anything to do tonight,
so if you like some help? I would like to help you

No Roger from op/ed?

Nop

Excuse me. Do you guys think that we can work out
some kind of schedule I could work around it?

Hey, where's your sweatshirt?

Oh... I ? uhh, must have forgotten-

Don't worry, I have an extra in my locker. I'll get it for you

So I'll see you tonight 7:30 at Nana's, right?

Ok, right. 7:30

I'm late for lab

So Motley. Oh yes, I am so there
This band is so good. Have you heared this band, right?

Oh, yeah, I'll still my mum's car, I'll drive

It's gonna be Rufalicious

Jason, it isn't a stick of gum.
It's "Rufus", "Rufus"

Drinking tonight?

No, I am not 21. I am seventeen and I still attend high school

Two of you?

- Josie! Josie!
- Hi!

Out on a school night

Bathroom was disgusting

I like you to meet Lara

His girlfriend

She is visiting from New York

Josie's a one of my student

- How do you do?
- What?

Hi there!

I'm sorry I can't even think in here

No ofense, I know you love this

I'm just hoping you could get all out of your system
from you move to New York

My firm has season tickets to the Met

Oh, well I love baseball

Nice to meet you

It's nice to meet you too

The way I see "we'are tomorrow"
"Hello I'm tomorrow"

because when we get the money and the power
the women come to me...

the women come to me
Do what I'm doing

If you don't have any moving
Don't movement

It's better if I write it down
Do you have a napkin?

Welcome to my little love boat

Just let me up with my business.
Oh wait a minute... This I can't forget

That was great you guys!!
That was great...

Excuse me, can I sit there?

Yeah, we accept all people
We are all about da' love, c'mon have a sit

Thank you so much

How do you tonight?

I'm very well, thank you
How are you?

I fell good, I feel really good
You know, we have this special cake for you

Have some cake. It's a special cake,
it's Ganja's cake

It has vitamin A, vitamin B,
vitamin T, H and C.

I'ts good for you, eat it up.

Is that...? No, girl... put it back,
just say "No"

Good, eh?

That's delicious... you know I love chocolate

She's going to knock the floor

Firecracker! You're a firecracker!

Firecracker!

Man I don't love her

I know this woman,
she is my superior.

I'm telling you, Rob! I think I really did it!
I think I'm totally in! I was so cool!

You know what's a weird word? Fork.

Did I tell you about the new friends I made?
I made friends with a whole table of Rastafarians!

Not just one, a whole table!

Oh. My God. Someone ate my entire pie.
I don't know how that happened

Hi Guy. Guys. Guy's Guys

Hi loser

- Oh my God!
- Loser!

What is going on up here?

They 've gone mad

Loserrr!!!

Oh right, oh right
Look up, girl

Jo, Jo, look up!

Loser, see...
Loser, look!

Hello!!

Y-Y-Yes!!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Come down, just washing it up
we're cool

What are you doing?

I see you eat some cereal for breakfast

It's like the All-Humiliation Network

Hello! Oh Hi Billy

Ok, I'll be on the jiffer

- Have you got fun
- Ok, thanks. Bye, bye!

Hi Billy!

Hey! write a poem about this, kid

Josie? Is that you honey?

Josie... get up

Josie... are you ok?

Josie

Are you crazy? What are you doing in here?

I just registered.
Check it out. Manufactured at the Tiki Post

- Can you do that?
- I just did

Jos, this's it. This is my ninth inning!
The game isn't over--I just thought it was!

You see, I get on the Southglen baseball team,
the right scout sees me--

I'm into the minors-it's game time!

- But you're twenty-three years old!
- Yeah, with the reading comprehension of a fifteen year old!

Plus, I'm popular... You want to be popular...
I can recognize a cry for help when I see one.

Hear one

- Whatever

- This is so like you. You know, you can't just come
in here and be popular in just one day

Rob!

I'm the cabbage's salad king of the world

Dude, you did rock, man!

So hot!

Hi. I'm Tracy and I'm sixteen and
I'm a gymnast and I don't have a boyfriend...

Cool!

Josie?

Where were you last night?
I was really worried

What?

You know, last night. 7:30 Nana's?

I kept calling you, but I just got your machine.

I don't even know your parents line and I was really worried.

I'm sorry, I must forgot

Well, maybe you should forget about sitting with us too

Oh rigth. Let's get some money for the prom!!

Be careful

- Where's your partner?
- I don't--I don't have one--

I GOT A LONELY RIDE IN BUCKET SEVEN!

- SINGLE!
- Do you have to yell like that?

Sure I do

Thanks

This seat taken?

Thank you

- Thank you
- Welcome

Are you--scared?

I'm gonna tell you something here,

and I hope it doesn't undermine my position

as an authority figure but... eh...

I'm a little afraid of heights.

You're afraid of the Ferris wheel

Actually, it's

more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me

If better if you have your Gordie Howe's helmet on it...

you feel better

You remember that story?

I remember everything that you say

in the classroom

If the bucket's a-rockin',
don't come-a knockin'

- Boys
- Yeah

Mr Coulson rocks my world!

You know, I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it,

but that's a lie. Some of us will always be rattling cages.

Why do you do that?

I don't know. I don't know

And you know what's scary--when you get older...

it just gets more confusing.

I mean, you know Lara,

my girlfriend you met at the club

We went out for five years

and now she wants me to move to New York

And, you know, I mean... I should-should do it

You know make the commitment and grow up

I know we have our differences

You know, I shouldn't be talking about
this stuff with you. I'm sorry.

It's nice to have someone to talk to--

Yeah, same here

All I can tell you is that when you're my age...

the guys will be lined up around the block for you

You have to say that because you're my teacher.

Actually I shouldn't say that, because I'm your teacher

Josie Geller? No way men

Yeah men

She used to date the drummer for
The Big Bad Voodoo Daddys?

Yeah, that's something I always wanted to be a drummer, always

And then she dum dum
And the drummer...

All right that's it

Just water and Ex-Lax till prom.

I know, it's all about hydration

Did you guys know that Josie's dad invented that stuff?

Ex-lax. She's the heiress of Ex-lax fortune

- Shut up
- No, it's true

She´s spends all of
her extra time...

with her family on a yacht
in the south of France.

Yeah, go!

Quick hands! Quick hands!
Here we go.

Who´s a winner, huh?
Who´s a winner? Focus.

Good work. Good work.
Easy, easy. Good work.

Rob, Thanks for showing me
that new grip.

It totally changed
my swing, man.

Ah, no problem, man.

Hey, man. What´s goin´ on?

Hey, you guys know
that girl, Josie Geller?

Yeah, I know her.

You mean Loser?

Nah, man, she´s cool.

I used to go out with her, man.

She dumped me.

But we´re still good friends.

Hey, really?

Yeah, hey, wait.

Like, how good?
Like--like good-good?

She is amazing.

All right. All right.
All right, guys.

As you´ve probably noticed,

this, uh, this certainly
isn´t English.

Um, we´ve combined a few classes
today here for the seminar,

and hopefully, the speaker
will be here any minute now.

Hi.Hey! Oh, hi.

Uh, you here
for the sex talk?

Well, ha ha...

I like a man who gets
right to the point.

Are you Pam?

If you say so.

OK.

Juniors, Seniors,
this is Pam Kitterman.

She´s going to lead us
in our sex discussion.

What? What?

No, I´m not--what?

Oh, I am. Right.
That´s correct.

Hi. I´m Pam.
I´m Pam. Hi.

Uh, sex. Ha ha ha.

Well, yeah, sex.

Um...what do you say,
really, you know?

Uh, you like a guy,
you do it with him,

sometimes he calls.
Sometimes he doesn´t.

Oh...hi.
-What are you doing here?

I had a lunch break,
so I came by to say hello.

God, your teacher
is such afox.

He´s coming back.
He´s coming back.

Uh, why don´twe talk
about that...later?

And I just want to say
that the burning sensation...

is totally normal.

Um, sex is really fun.

When you´re old enough,

which none of you are.

Trust me, I should know.

´Cause when you lose it
to some guy named Junior--

with bad breath
in the back of a van...

at a Guns ´N´ Roses concert...

you´ll wish you listened
to your mother when she said,

"Nobody´s gonna wanna buy
the whole ice cream truck...

when you´re handing out
the popsicles for free."

Ahh!

Any questions?

Oh, I know it´s hard...

I mean difficult, difficult,

but safe sex
is really important.

OK, so just imagine
that the bananas...

are the real thing.

In a land called
Every Man´s Fantasy.

God, I can´t do this.

That´s because we don´t
have sex with bananas.

OK, wait a second.

Do you really think she
hooked up with our Rob?

I mean,
they´re so different.

Well, sometimes
opposites attract.

You know what, though?

I feel like I´m really
ready to do it.

You know, like, have sex
for the first time.

It´s a big deal.
-I know.

Just make sure you´ve
found the right person.

You know, Adélie penguins,

they spend their whole lives...

looking for that
one other penguin,

and when they meet them,
they know,

and they spend the rest
of their lives together.

But I´m not a penguin.

Oh, it´s an analogy.

Excuse me.

I have to go die now.

Hey, kids, Cindy here.

Bad news about the prom.

East Glen East is gonna
do Millennium, too.

What?!

Calm down. Calm down.

Calm down! Sit!

OK, let´s focus, all right?
It´s--it´s prom theme.

All we need is a new idea.

Um, how about Under the Sea?

Yeah, right.

Oh, please.
-Been done.

How--how about
the eighties?

What do you think
we are, amateurs?

All right. All right.

Josie.

That´s not a theme.

Thankyou. Uh, no...

OK, Josie will have the answer.

Uh, h-how--how--how about
Meantfor Each Other:

Famous Couples
Throughout History.

Absolutely. Absolutely!

we love it.
-That was so brilliant.

Here, try these.

Gus, listen,
it is a great story.

They keep the tags on...

and then they return the clothes
afterthey´ve worn them.

Gus?

Hi.

Hi.
-What´s up?

I was just looking
at this cardigan.

Isn´t it cool?

Oh, my God. Like,
there goes another lemming.

Good play! Good play!
-Go, Rob!

Go, sexy boys.

You guys, victory dance.

Kegger party
tonight at my house.

Yeah!

Hey, that was a great play, Rob.
Great play.

You know, you may be just
what South Glen needs...

to win state this year.

Will I get to play in
the championship game?

Play in? You´re gonna start!
Short stop, and listen,

I don´twant to put
extra pressure on you,

but there´s going to be some pro
scouts out there looking.

Thanks, Coach Romano.
-You´re welcome.

Just glad to be part
of a team again.

Josie, you´ve totally
transitioned.

Transitioned?

Yeah, you crossed over...

Into our group.

It´s so hard to do.

People try all through school
to transition,

and never make it.

Wannabes.

Guy is totally crunching on you.

Do I want to be crunched?

By Guy?

Oh, yeah.
-Oh, yeah.

Hi.

Splendiferous?

Totally.

I´m not going
to her again.

She calls it a pedicure?

She wants me.

Bye. Out.
Good night. Bye.

Ms. Haskell is gone
and forgotten. Next...

sack races
at the company picnic.

Yes or no?

Sorry I´m late.

I love that top.

Thank you. The horse shoes.

It´s all about
horse shoes.

Excuse me?

I´m trying to get
to a tennis game.

Could you please tell me,

what is the status
of your story, Ms. Geller?

Oh, uh, great.

Totally rufus.

Is this something
I possibly could see?

I--I have some notes.

I don´t need your notes.
I need your story.

Though I must speak
for all of us here,

I have seen your tapes.
Compelling stuff.

But I want the story
in two weeks.

Two weeks, Ms. Geller,

or I´ll "rufus" you
right outta here.

I think you´re going
to be a great reporter,

but if you aren´t,
you and Gus are fired.

Next order of business.

Yes or no?

Hello, you guys.

Hi, guys.
-I´m Rob´s prom date.

Really?
-Yeah.

Oh, my God. Wow!

Yeah...yeah...

She´s 16 years old, Rob.
-l know. And a gymnast.

Rob, it´s completely
and totally illegal.

I´ll tell you why, for
the following reasons--

Hi.
-Hi.

Uh...

I gotta talk to you.

I need some air.

I´ll see you around
the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson.

Hey, Rob?

What do you want to be
when you grow up?

Ball player.

Yeah, I know, but, I mean,
what if you don´t make it?

I mean, you don´t want
to be working...

at the mail place for
the rest of your life.

Uh, it´s OK for an
after-school job, but...

"Hi, I´m Rob and I run
the Tiki Post"?

Totally lame.

Is this like a lemon meringue
pie color or something?

It´s--it´s, uh...

Oh, you know what?

Maybe we should go
into another room.

Uh, I´ve checked each and
every one of these rooms.

There´s, I mean,
serious couples in there.

This is fine. This is fine.

Someone´s gettin´ hooked up.
-Yeah, baby.

Wow. Rob´s sister is a loser.

Um, please come here.

I need to talk to you
about something.

It´s a comfy bed.

OK.

Yeah, it´s nice.
It´s nice.

Uh...

I know that you´ve
probably already heard...

that I want to ask you
to prom, but, uh...

there´s something different
about it asking in person.

I know that we didn´t
hit it off in the beginning.

And, uh, I--I really--

Yes.

Yes.

It´s rufus.

Uh...

Where do I pick you up?

How do we arrange this?
What do I do?

Uh, we can meet here at Rob´s,

and we can all share
a limousine together.

Thank you.

H-h-have a good evening.

And--and thank you.

Hey, Josie. Hey, Rob.

Lookin´ good, guys.

Josie, Robster,
rufus kegger.

You were wasted.

It´s so unbelievable.

I waited my whole life
to fit in,

and I finally
feel like I do.

You do.

Hey, Rob. Hi, Josie.

Who did Archie date,
Betty or Veronica?

Yeah, both.
-See?

I always liked Betty better.

Really?

Betty was so fun
and spunky.

I mean, Veronica
had the great legs.

She was too moody.

Very high maintenance.

You can´t refuse to sell me
a ticket to prom!

Listen, Alpo,

we can do whatever
we want to.

Oh, I see. You can´t
count change?

My God, I´ll like make
it easy, OK?

Here´s the money.
I´m taking the ticket.

Oh, my God!

She was mocking us.

Did you see that?

We got ta make her dog food.
Seriously.

She is going down.

Oh, I almost forgot.

I got you a meeting
with the admissions guy...

from Dartmouth.

Dartmouth?

But, um...

I wasn´t going to go
to college.

No, no.
I pulled some strings.

And I got them to look
at your writing,

and, he agreed
to meet with you.

You believe in me that much?

Of course I do, Josie.

You owe it to yourself,
to your writing,

to go to college.

You are a great writer.

You just have to find
your story.

He is your story.

You´re crazy. No.

No!

No.

What do you mean no?

He´s got it all--
sex, intrigue,

immorality in
the education system.

He´s my teacher.

Yeah, that´s the best part.

"Student-teacher Relations:
How Close is Too Close?"

Josie, we´re gonna
blow the lid off it.

There is no lid.

There´s nothing
going on between Sa--

Mr. Coulson and me.
-Who are you kidding?

Everyone in this office is here
every day, watching you two.

It´s like the goddamn
Young and the Restless.

Rigfort is salivating over it.

You pitched this
to Rigfort?

Josie, this isn´t a joke.

You heard Rigfort.
Both our asses are on the line.

Now, this is the story.

Call me when you´ve got it.

Josie, you look so...

Rufus?

Yes, exactly.

Major rufus.

What are you supposed to be?

Duh.

Tom Cruise. Risky Business.

That´s nice.

Thank you for everything, Rob.

It´s all really happening,

and I know it´s because of you.

My wallet.

Where are you gonna put it?

Come on, beautiful.

Let´s go.

Hey, how you doing?

Hello! If you
don´t hurry,

we´re gonna miss
the whole thing.

Yeah, we´ll talk.

Oh, my God.

You totally ripped off
my Malibu Barbie idea.

Uh-uh. I´m Disco Barbie.

And I´m Evening Gown Barbie.

Hey...

Josie darling,
you look rufus.

Who are you guys?

Wait, wait, wait.
Don´t tell me.

You´re Medieval Barbie?

Get over it.

We´re Rosalind and Orlando.

Shakespeare?

Look, I get to have a sword.

Oh, my God!
-That is so awesome!

It´s so big.
I want a sword.

All right,
look at this place.

Yeah.

Come on, let´s dance.
I´m Tom Cruise.

Hi. How are you?

This is the most beautiful prom
I´ve ever been to.

Work, work, work.
Work it. Merk, Merk.

Thanks.

I guess I know...

Kristin, what are you doing?

Practicing my surprise face
for when they name prom court.

Ohh.

Oh, sorry. There´s
no room at this table.

It´s just too bad for them.

Heh heh heh heh.

Oh, wait. I forgot.

A little surprise for ya.

Did I miss the crowning?

No, but I´m closing
the pool in 5 minutes.

Josie´s odds
are 3 to 1.

2 to 1 for
the prom court.

Even money that that kid
pokes himself with the sword...

by the end of the evening.

The time is now
to start the show...

OK, maybe we should
sit down.

OK.

OK.

Whoa.

No.

Are you having fun yet?

Uh, yeah.

Definitely.

Guess what.
-What?

Gibby gave me champagne.
-That´s nice.

Rob...

I´ve been thinking.

And I think...

I mean, I know...

You´re the one.

Oh. Heh heh.

My penguin.

I want you to be my first.

Once the floor stops spinning,
-Oh, God.

Let´s have sex.

You´re gonna hurtyourself.
Putthat down.

All right. Um...

Tell you what, Tracy.
-What?

I´m flattered...

But, um...

I´d say I´m gonna go
get some more punch,

and then we´ll go
on the dance floor and boogie.

That´s good.

No. Oh...

Help. I´m stuck.

Brett.

You guys, what is the one thing
that could ruin my senior prom?

Heh. That you would trip
on your Barbie heels,

and I´d be named prom queen?

Did I just say that out loud?

So, who are you supposed to be
other than freaks?

Yeah.

We´re DNA.
Double helix.

Oh, but I guess you´d
actually know that...

if you´d passed Bio.

No, no, no.

Don´t touch the hydrogen.
It´s rented.

Here we go,
ladies and gentlemen.

Give it upfor
Mr. Coulson and Ms. Knox.

OK, OK. Enough.

Well, our 1999 prom court.

And the princesses are...

Miss Kristin Davis...

Miss Kirsten Liosis
and Miss Gibby Zerefski.

And the princes are...

Mr. Thomas Salomme...

Mr. Jason Way...

And Mr. Rob...

Mr. Rob...

Mr. Rob! Yeah!

Mr. Rob!

That´s me!

Yeah!

All right!

Next up,
South Glen´s prom king--

Guy Perkins.

Very nice.

And this year´s prom queen--

ladies and gentlemen...

Josie Geller.

Yeah!

Yeah!

I knew you could do it, girl.

Yeah!

And as is custom...

the king and the queen...

will now have their first dance.

I never made it
to my prom.

Really?

I only made it to
the parking lot.

Tell me what you´re thinking.

I was thinking
about Shakespeare.

How he described
a night like this.

"Look how the floor of heaven...

is thick inlaid with
pateens of bright gold."

What are you thinking about?

My sword.

Oh. Heh heh.

Josie, you rock my world.

You´re like the most amazing
girl that I´ve ever...dated.

You´re so fun to be with.
You´re smart. You´re...

crazy.

You are...

You rock my world.

Heh.

You said that already.
-Yeah.

Is this chocolate? OK.

Hey.
-Hi.

Wow. Josie, you make
a really beautiful prom queen.

Really?

Thanks. So do you.

Heh. You know, I always feel
like kind of a goofball...

in these penguin suits,

like I´m at my own wedding
or something.

Do you wanna--
do you wanna...

OK.

Hello.

Aldys, I figured
since it´s prom,

let´s put all
the shit behind us,

and I would love nothing more
than to dance with you.

All right.

That´s, of course,

if it´s OK with the rest
of the double helix.

Yes? OK?

Haven´t had a dream
in a long time

See the life I´ve had to make...

You know what´s funny?

Proms always make me
a little sad.

They´re so final.

You know, graduation,

everyone scattering, moving on.

Is your girlfriend here?

No, no. I´m alone.

Infact, we broke up
last week.

Really?

That´s funny
because, you know,

actually, prom comes
from "promenade,"

And you can´t promenade
alone, can you?

You´re amazing,
Josie Geller.

Oh, oh. Come here.
-Come on.

Come on.

Have you thought about
Dartmouth anymore?

Yes.

And, um...

There´s something that
I want to tell you.

Tell him what?!

No, no, no, not now.
Not now!

There´s...

There´s something
I want to tell you, too.

No!

No!

I knew it.

You are a loser!

You ruined everything.

You so do not deserve
to be prom queen!

Let me tell you something.

I don´t care...

about being
your stupid prom queen.

I´m 25 years old!

I´m an undercover reporter...

for the Chicago Sun-Times.

And I have been
beating my brains out...

trying to impress you people.

Let me tell you
something, Gibby,

Kirsten, Kristin,

you will spend your lives...

trying to figure out
how to keep others down...

because it makes you
feel more important.

Why her?

Let me tell you something...

about this girl.

She is unbelievable.

I was new here,
and she befriended me,

no questions asked.

But you,
you were only my friend...

after my brother Rob...

posed as a student...

and told you to like me.

Robbie Rob? Ew.

All of you people--

there is a big world out there,

bigger than prom,

bigger than high school,

and it won´t matter
if you were the prom queen...

or the...the quarterback
of the football team...

or...the biggest nerd in school.

Find out who you are...

and try not to be afraid of it.

E-excuse me.

Whoo!

Whoo! Yeah!

That was just like Carrie.

I thought she was gonna
kill us all.

All right, you guys.
Go Rams.

Well, all right.

Can somebody take
the Alpo girls outside...

and hose ´em off?

South Glen class of 1999,

are you ready to party?!

Hello. We lost the feed.
Gus is going nuts.

He´s calling
every five minutes.

Did you get the story?

No.

Please tell me you got
something on Coulson.

No.

I´m just gonna go.

So...

Surprise.

S-surprise, you were
doing a story on me?

No, I couldn´t. I mean...

Surprise, I was hoping...

What? What, you were
hoping what? What?

That--that I´d be happy?

Why? Because itturns out I was
allowed to be attracted to you?

You were
attracted to me?

God damn it, Josie,
you set me upfor a story.

No, I--I--

Just--just dropthe act.

OK?

I mean, every word
out of your mouth...

has been a complete lie.

I don´t know you at all.

Look, if we could just spend
some time together,

you could get
to know me again.

Wait. Please don´t walk away.

I just can´t look at you
the same way.

Rob.

Hey, Josie.

Came by to check on you.
I was worried about you.

Really?

No.

Not really.

Not really, Josie.

How could you do this to me?

I helped you. I got you
everything you wanted.

And how do you repay me?

You blow everything...

two days before
the championship.

I wasn´t even thinking.

No, you weren´t.

Did it ever occur to you that
the only time I´ve been happy...

in the past five years
is when I´m playing ball,

when I´m part of a team?

Josie, it´s not even
about playing.

I taught those guys things,

I helped them.

My life had meaning.

I...

Justforget about it.
It´s over.

Back to the Tiki Post.
Totally lame.

Josie Geller
blows her cover.

And we were scooped.

We´ve got nothing.

Zippo.

Josie, you totally and
completely screwed both of us.

Maybe--maybe I could
talk to Rigfort,

tell him the whole story.

You know, I´ll tell you
a story, OK?

It´s about
this shy copy editor...

who makes a total mockery
of herself and her boss...

when she completely botches...

her first assignment as
a reporter.

We are not...screwed.

Yes, I made a mistake.

But we will have a story, OK?

You will have an amazing story.

Please.

Oh, please. Oh, please.

Excuse me, gentlemen.

I suggest you cover up
what you don´t want seen.

Thank you.

Coach Romano?
-Yeah.

I´m Josie Geller from
the Chicago Sun-Times,

and I have a favor
to ask you.

Do you know the
sports guy--Jim Lankin?

Sure. Everybody knows Big Jim.

They try to get him to come out
and watch all their games. Why?

Well, what if I told you...

that I can guarantee you
that Big Jim...

and every other reporter
in the area...

would cover your game?

Well, I´d say you could have
whatever you wanted, young lady.

Someone once told me...

that to write well,
you have to write what you know.

This is what I know--

I´m 25 years old,

and I have never really
kissed a guy.

A geek to the core, most of
my childhood years were spent...

doing extra homework I requested
from the teacher.

High school was more
of the same.

Then, at 17,

it seemed as if my luck
was aboutto change.

The cutest guy asked me
to the senior prom,

but it turned out he invited
me as a cruel joke,

and I have never
fully recovered.

Yes, it is embarrassing
to share this with the world,

but it would
be hard to explain...

what I learned
and how I learned it...

without sharing this
humiliating history.

I received an assignment,
my first as a reporter,

to go back to high school
and find out about kids today.

What I ended up finding
was myself...

and that high school
hasn´t changed.

There´s still that one teacher
who marches to her own drummer.

Those girls are still there,

the ones that,
even as you grow up,

will remain
the most beautiful girls...

you have ever seen close up.

The smart kids,

who everyone else knew
as "the brains,"

but I just knew them
as my soul mates,

my teachers,

my friends.

And there´s still
that one guy...

with his mysterious
confidence...

who seems so perfect
in every way.

The guy you get up and go to
school for in the morning.

South Glen would not have been
the same without him.

High school would not have
been the same without him.

I would not have been
the same without him.

I lived a lifetime of regret...

after my first
high school experience.

And now, after my second,
my regrets are down to one.

A certain teacher was hurt
on my path to self-discovery,

and although this article
may serve as a step,

it in no way makes up
for what I did to him.

To this man...

You know who you are...

I am so sorry.

And I would like to add
one more thing...

Movers!
Hang on a second.

I think I am in love with you.

And so I propose this--

as an ending to this article
and perhaps a beginning...

to the next chapter
of my life,

I, Josie Geller,

will be at the state
championship baseball game,

where myfriends,
the South Glen Rams,

are playing for the title.

I will stand on
the pitcher´s mound

for five minutes prior
to the first pitch.

If this man
accepts my apology,

I ask him to come kiss me...

for my first real kiss.

Thank you all for coming.

Josie.

Oh, my God. There are
so many people here.

It´s great, Josie.

They´re behind you.

They feel like they know you.

It´s romantic
what you´re doing,

and they want
to be a part of it.

Well, I´m glad
that you guys are.

Oh, Anita.

Sweet Jesus, Geller.
I had no idea...

there´d be this many
TV crews here.

You have held up your
end of this bargain.

I want you to get out
there and get him.

Josie...

Josie...

Josie...

Josie...

Yay, Josie!

Josie!

We love you!

Thankyou.

Um, may I have five minutes
on the clock, please?

Wieners. I got hotwieners.

Hiya, Mr. Rigfort.

Get in your own row!

Gotwieners here.

Thank you.

Have a wiener.

Ahh...I love this.

Sun-Times readers
out here en masse,

relating personally
to one of our reporters.

It´s amazing, isn´t it?

That is so wrong.

Hey.

Well, it´s been
building up inside of me

For, oh, I don´t know
how long

I don´t know why,
but I keep thinking

Something´s bound
to go wrong

But she looks
in my eyes

And makes me realize

And she says

Don´tworry, baby

Don´tworry, baby

Don´tworry, baby

Everything will
turn out all right

Don´tworry, baby

Don´tworry,
baby

Don´tworry, baby

Sorry I´m late.

It took meforever
to get here.

I know what you mean.

All right.

That a girl.

All right,
let´s play ball, kids!

Yeah.
-Come on!

Monday mornin´
came too soon

I think about you now,
layin´ in my room

Hearin´ everything
you said

I play it back
a hundred times in my head

But then I slip
into a dream

Feeling inside,
that´s 10 stories high

Never knew what love was

Until you loved me

Never knew what love was

Oh, yeah

´Cause it feels
so good sometimes

Don´tyou know that
iffeels so bad sometimes

The way you love me, love me

La-la-la-love the way
you love me, love me

Oh....yeah

Ooh, aaah

Yeah, yeah

You know that I wantyou

You know
that I need you

Never knew
what love was

Until you loved me

Never knew
what love was

Ooh, yeah

´Cause it feels
so good sometimes

Don´tyou know it feels
so bad sometimes

The way you love me, love me