1 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,460 You know how in some movies... 2 00:00:53,502 --> 00:00:54,795 they have a dream sequence, 3 00:00:54,836 --> 00:00:56,838 only they don´t tell you it´s a dream? 4 00:00:57,923 --> 00:01:01,093 This is so not a dream. 5 00:01:02,427 --> 00:01:04,763 It wasn´t supposed to be like this. 6 00:01:04,805 --> 00:01:06,890 I was just trying to do my job, 7 00:01:06,932 --> 00:01:08,850 and then things happened. 8 00:01:08,892 --> 00:01:11,394 Well, life happened. 9 00:01:11,436 --> 00:01:13,396 And now I´m here. 10 00:01:13,438 --> 00:01:15,315 Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket... 11 00:01:15,315 --> 00:01:17,901 Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket... 12 00:01:17,943 --> 00:01:19,903 Trust me. I´m not the kind of girl... 13 00:01:19,945 --> 00:01:21,404 who does things like this. 14 00:01:21,446 --> 00:01:23,031 I mean, two months ago, 15 00:01:23,031 --> 00:01:24,908 you couldn´t have picked me out of a crowd. 16 00:01:24,950 --> 00:01:26,409 Hi. Call me. 17 00:01:26,451 --> 00:01:27,911 Told you. 18 00:01:27,953 --> 00:01:29,412 I´m over there. 19 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:37,420 I was the youngest copy editor at the Chicago Sun-Times. 20 00:01:41,466 --> 00:01:43,927 Standard British callsfor ´"re.´" 21 00:01:43,969 --> 00:01:45,429 So unless you´re a pompous American, 22 00:01:45,470 --> 00:01:46,930 I would go with ´"er.´" 23 00:01:46,972 --> 00:01:50,475 I had my own office, unlimited stationary supplies, 24 00:01:50,517 --> 00:01:52,477 and a professional, dedicated assistant. 25 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:54,438 Thought of this awesome new phrase. 26 00:01:54,479 --> 00:01:56,440 "Power is powerful.´" 27 00:01:56,481 --> 00:01:58,442 Total T-shirt, right? Awesome. Amazing. What? 28 00:01:58,483 --> 00:02:00,485 Can I get my messages? -Yeah. 29 00:02:00,485 --> 00:02:02,070 Hey, seriously, last time I saw you, 30 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:03,280 did I look fat? 31 00:02:03,989 --> 00:02:04,948 OK. You hesitated. 32 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,576 No. Case closed. Forget it. -Excuse me, Merkin. 33 00:02:07,576 --> 00:02:09,703 Um, I noticed that there weren´t any index cards. 34 00:02:09,744 --> 00:02:11,997 I can´t do notes without them. -Hey, hey, hey. 35 00:02:12,038 --> 00:02:15,709 Merkin ain´t jerkin´. He´s workin´, OK? 36 00:02:15,750 --> 00:02:16,918 Take that to the bank. 37 00:02:16,918 --> 00:02:18,378 It´s power, baby. It´s power. 38 00:02:19,921 --> 00:02:20,964 My boss. 39 00:02:23,258 --> 00:02:24,926 No. I´m just a little tense. 40 00:02:24,926 --> 00:02:26,928 I mean, this whole office is not Feng Shui. 41 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:29,431 All the desks are facing, like, evil, you know? 42 00:02:29,431 --> 00:02:32,934 Uh, do you think I should bleach my jeans... 43 00:02:40,609 --> 00:02:41,943 Josie! 44 00:02:41,985 --> 00:02:43,612 Guess who I did it with last night. 45 00:02:43,653 --> 00:02:45,447 Roger from op/ed? 46 00:02:45,489 --> 00:02:47,324 Ohh! Who told you? 47 00:02:47,324 --> 00:02:50,452 You did. You said yesterday, and I quote, 48 00:02:50,494 --> 00:02:52,454 ´"I have a date with Roger from op/ed tonight, 49 00:02:52,454 --> 00:02:53,955 and I´m gonna do it with him.´" 50 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:55,999 Computer´s down. 51 00:02:56,041 --> 00:02:57,918 Septuplet story. Need it by 5:00. 52 00:02:57,959 --> 00:02:58,960 Hopefully the copy´s not a mess. 53 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:00,629 It´s ´"hoped´" that it´s not a mess. 54 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:02,881 ´"Hopefully´" is an adverb. It means ´"with hope.´" 55 00:03:02,923 --> 00:03:04,382 You have it defining the copy, 56 00:03:04,424 --> 00:03:07,094 and I´m pretty sure the copy doesn´t have feelings. 57 00:03:08,428 --> 00:03:09,888 So, Anita... 58 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,890 You and Roger in op/ed. 59 00:03:11,932 --> 00:03:12,891 Oh, man, who told you? 60 00:03:12,933 --> 00:03:13,892 Roger in op/ed. -Really? 61 00:03:13,934 --> 00:03:14,893 Anita? -What? 62 00:03:14,935 --> 00:03:16,895 Don´t make me send you another memo... 63 00:03:16,937 --> 00:03:18,897 about my policy on interoffice dating. 64 00:03:18,939 --> 00:03:20,816 It´s ´"intraoffice dating.´" 65 00:03:20,816 --> 00:03:24,069 And they´re not dating. They´re having sex. 66 00:03:24,111 --> 00:03:25,403 Oh. 67 00:03:25,445 --> 00:03:27,906 And what exactly is your policy, Augustus? 68 00:03:27,948 --> 00:03:31,409 That if you´re not getting any, then no one can? 69 00:03:31,451 --> 00:03:32,911 Hmm. 70 00:03:32,953 --> 00:03:35,413 How many times have I fired her? 71 00:03:35,455 --> 00:03:37,457 Five or six. -Eight. 72 00:03:39,417 --> 00:03:40,544 Gus... 73 00:03:40,585 --> 00:03:43,922 Did you get those story ideas that I left on your desk? 74 00:03:43,964 --> 00:03:44,923 Morning, Mr. Strauss. 75 00:03:44,965 --> 00:03:46,925 Yes, the blind foster home mother. 76 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:48,927 That was good. I got Kahune on it. 77 00:03:48,969 --> 00:03:50,929 Oh, yeah. Kahune. He´s good. 78 00:03:50,971 --> 00:03:52,931 Geller, we´ve been through this. 79 00:03:52,973 --> 00:03:54,933 You´re a great copy editor. 80 00:03:54,975 --> 00:03:56,435 You´re maybe my best copy editor. 81 00:03:56,476 --> 00:03:57,936 You´re not a reporter. 82 00:03:57,978 --> 00:04:00,522 You´ve used 5 of my ideas. 83 00:04:00,564 --> 00:04:01,648 Gus, please. 84 00:04:01,690 --> 00:04:03,358 Every Tom, Dick, and Harry thinks he can write, 85 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,404 but a journalist gets in there where the bombs are falling. 86 00:04:07,404 --> 00:04:10,031 He´s aggressive. He grabs the bull by the balls. 87 00:04:10,031 --> 00:04:13,076 You don´t think I can grab a bull´s balls? 88 00:04:13,118 --> 00:04:15,370 Geller, you don´t want a reporter´s life. 89 00:04:15,412 --> 00:04:17,038 Trust me. They´re very messy, 90 00:04:17,038 --> 00:04:19,374 and you´re all about order and control, 91 00:04:19,416 --> 00:04:21,877 and getting me my copy by 5:00. 92 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:24,045 I can be out of control. 93 00:04:30,677 --> 00:04:32,053 Copy by 5:00! 94 00:04:37,934 --> 00:04:40,228 Josie, maybe Gus has a point. 95 00:04:40,228 --> 00:04:43,899 You know, it´s not gonna kill you to relax and have some fun. 96 00:04:43,940 --> 00:04:47,569 Hey, you know, Roger´s got this friend Marshall in editing. 97 00:04:47,611 --> 00:04:49,654 Maybe we can all go on a double date or something. 98 00:04:50,238 --> 00:04:51,907 Marshall the duke? 99 00:04:51,948 --> 00:04:54,284 I swear to God, Josie! Come on! 100 00:04:54,284 --> 00:04:57,496 Tell me, when is the last time that you went on a real date? 101 00:04:57,537 --> 00:04:59,831 I´m concentrating on my career right now. 102 00:04:59,873 --> 00:05:01,374 Do you own any colored underwear? 103 00:05:01,416 --> 00:05:02,584 Stripes or anything? 104 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,880 The right guy, he´s out there. 105 00:05:06,922 --> 00:05:10,383 I´m just not gonna go kiss a whole bunch of losers... 106 00:05:10,425 --> 00:05:11,384 to get to him. 107 00:05:11,426 --> 00:05:12,636 Yeah, but you know what? 108 00:05:12,677 --> 00:05:15,222 Sometimes kissing losers can be a really fun diversion. 109 00:05:17,099 --> 00:05:20,519 When I finally get kissed, I´ll know. 110 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,395 OK. If you´ve never kissed a guy before, 111 00:05:22,437 --> 00:05:24,481 we have bigger problems than the underwear. 112 00:05:24,523 --> 00:05:25,941 I´ve kissed a guy. 113 00:05:27,442 --> 00:05:28,902 I´ve kissed guys. 114 00:05:28,944 --> 00:05:29,945 I just... 115 00:05:30,946 --> 00:05:32,781 haven´t felt that thing. 116 00:05:32,823 --> 00:05:33,907 That thing? 117 00:05:33,949 --> 00:05:36,368 Is that what you kids call it these days? 118 00:05:37,327 --> 00:05:38,578 That thing. 119 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:41,081 That moment when you kiss someone, 120 00:05:41,123 --> 00:05:44,042 and everything around you becomes hazy... 121 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:49,297 and the only thing infocus is you and this person... 122 00:05:50,465 --> 00:05:52,426 and you realize that that person... 123 00:05:52,467 --> 00:05:55,303 is the only person that you´re supposed to kiss... 124 00:05:55,345 --> 00:05:57,139 for the rest of your life. 125 00:05:57,973 --> 00:06:02,853 And for one moment you get this amazing gift, 126 00:06:02,894 --> 00:06:06,231 and you wanna laugh, and you wanna cry... 127 00:06:08,108 --> 00:06:10,861 ´Cause you feel so lucky that you found it 128 00:06:10,902 --> 00:06:14,573 and so scared that it´ll go away all at the same time. 129 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:20,996 Damn, girl. You are a writer. 130 00:06:35,927 --> 00:06:38,388 OK...finished. 131 00:06:41,433 --> 00:06:43,393 What do you guys think? 132 00:06:43,435 --> 00:06:45,020 Where do you think it should go? 133 00:06:45,896 --> 00:06:47,230 The bedroom? 134 00:06:47,272 --> 00:06:49,483 That´s exactly what I was thinking. 135 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:58,408 When I say that I´m OK 136 00:06:58,450 --> 00:07:00,285 Well, they look at me kind of strange 137 00:07:00,327 --> 00:07:01,328 Perfect. 138 00:07:02,037 --> 00:07:04,372 Surely you´re not happy now 139 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:08,376 You no longer play the game 140 00:07:11,379 --> 00:07:13,173 The meeting just began. 141 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:16,384 Let me start by saying I was very impressed... 142 00:07:16,384 --> 00:07:18,887 with that investigative piece that Dutton did... 143 00:07:18,887 --> 00:07:22,140 on pesticides in our supermarkets. 144 00:07:22,182 --> 00:07:26,895 But since the Trib did a piece on the same subject only better, 145 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:28,188 you´refired. 146 00:07:29,648 --> 00:07:31,399 Dutton, did you hear me? You´refired. 147 00:07:31,399 --> 00:07:32,484 Out, out, out. 148 00:07:32,526 --> 00:07:34,402 Close your cubicle. 149 00:07:34,444 --> 00:07:35,737 Bye-bye, Dutton. 150 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:38,198 Hello, everybody else still working here. 151 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:43,161 Let´s celebrate by doing another undercover feature. 152 00:07:44,371 --> 00:07:47,916 Now, you know that my inspiration for these stories... 153 00:07:47,916 --> 00:07:50,085 come, of course, from my personal life. 154 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:55,424 I mean, who would´ve thought that my foray into hair plugs... 155 00:07:55,424 --> 00:07:58,593 would´ve resulted in last month´s cover story? 156 00:07:58,635 --> 00:08:03,223 ´"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow.´" A great story. 157 00:08:03,265 --> 00:08:04,474 So anyway, last night, 158 00:08:04,474 --> 00:08:06,643 I´m sitting home with my family having dinner... 159 00:08:06,685 --> 00:08:07,644 Roger. 160 00:08:07,686 --> 00:08:10,730 And my younger boy starts to choke. 161 00:08:10,772 --> 00:08:15,235 And I realized that my son was allergic to peanuts. 162 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:21,700 I said to myself, ´"Holy shit! I don´t even know my own kids.´" 163 00:08:21,741 --> 00:08:24,870 How much do we know about these high school kids? 164 00:08:24,911 --> 00:08:26,371 What are they thinking? 165 00:08:26,413 --> 00:08:28,874 And then it hit me. 166 00:08:28,915 --> 00:08:29,958 Boom! 167 00:08:31,501 --> 00:08:35,212 ´"My Semester in High School.´" 168 00:08:35,255 --> 00:08:36,256 You. 169 00:08:37,215 --> 00:08:40,260 What´s your name? -Josie. 170 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,385 Jose? 171 00:08:41,428 --> 00:08:42,763 Josie Geller. 172 00:08:42,804 --> 00:08:45,265 Josie Geller, you enroll Friday. 173 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:46,391 Have fun. 174 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,435 The meeting just ended. 175 00:08:51,855 --> 00:08:52,981 Josie! 176 00:08:53,023 --> 00:08:54,399 20-minute handstand. 177 00:08:54,441 --> 00:08:55,901 Freaked the yogi right out. 178 00:08:55,942 --> 00:08:56,943 Excuse me. 179 00:08:59,946 --> 00:09:00,989 Josie. 180 00:09:01,031 --> 00:09:02,324 Ohh... 181 00:09:02,365 --> 00:09:04,826 It´s really happening! 182 00:09:04,868 --> 00:09:08,330 My first undercover feature by Josie Geller! 183 00:09:08,371 --> 00:09:10,499 Josie, maybe you should turn it down. 184 00:09:10,499 --> 00:09:13,627 Why? You don´t think I can do it? 185 00:09:13,668 --> 00:09:15,170 No, no! It´s just... 186 00:09:15,212 --> 00:09:17,339 This is a lot of pressure for your first piece, that´s all. 187 00:09:17,380 --> 00:09:19,841 I mean, this is not a half-a-page article. 188 00:09:19,841 --> 00:09:22,469 This is a major undercover piece, OK? 189 00:09:22,511 --> 00:09:24,429 Look what Rigfortjust did to Dutton in there, 190 00:09:24,471 --> 00:09:25,847 and that guy´s his cousin. 191 00:09:25,889 --> 00:09:26,848 Don´tworry. 192 00:09:26,890 --> 00:09:28,350 I´m gonna straighten this all out. 193 00:09:28,391 --> 00:09:30,977 Neither of you guys think I can do this? 194 00:09:31,019 --> 00:09:32,354 That´s notwhat we´re saying, Josie. 195 00:09:32,395 --> 00:09:35,357 Anita, when you wanted to seduce the guy in the mailroom, 196 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:37,484 and you thought you couldn´t learn Spanish fast enough, 197 00:09:37,526 --> 00:09:39,653 who quizzed you on your verbs? 198 00:09:39,694 --> 00:09:41,571 Senorita Josie. 199 00:09:41,613 --> 00:09:43,865 And, Gus, when you wanted to learn how to knit, 200 00:09:43,907 --> 00:09:45,659 who showed you how to work the needles? 201 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:47,160 Um, you did. 202 00:09:47,202 --> 00:09:49,079 You knit? -Yeah. 203 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:52,165 So this is my chance. 204 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,463 Well, I´m not holding your job for you, Geller. 205 00:10:01,425 --> 00:10:03,552 Thankyou! -OK. 206 00:10:04,761 --> 00:10:07,889 Don´t make me give you my memo on interoffice hugging, OK? 207 00:10:07,931 --> 00:10:09,349 Now comes the hard part. 208 00:10:10,684 --> 00:10:13,061 Oh, my gosh. You get to be 17 again. 209 00:10:14,604 --> 00:10:16,481 OK, what´s the first thing you´re gonna need? 210 00:10:17,858 --> 00:10:20,193 You want Bambi? No way. 211 00:10:20,235 --> 00:10:22,529 Rob, please. 212 00:10:23,113 --> 00:10:24,906 Why don´t you just borrow Mom´s car? 213 00:10:24,948 --> 00:10:27,409 I can´t use a minivan. I need a cheap car. 214 00:10:27,451 --> 00:10:30,537 Ha ha. -A vintage classic. 215 00:10:30,579 --> 00:10:32,914 It´s just for a couple of months. 216 00:10:32,956 --> 00:10:35,834 A couple of months is like 10 years in Bambi life. 217 00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,920 It´s so weird that you name your cars. 218 00:10:38,962 --> 00:10:41,506 Why? Guys name their penises. 219 00:10:42,758 --> 00:10:43,925 OK. 220 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:48,930 You can have my Buick La Sabre... 221 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,433 and name it anything you want. 222 00:10:51,475 --> 00:10:52,934 Really? 223 00:10:52,976 --> 00:10:54,352 La Sabre. 224 00:10:54,394 --> 00:10:56,354 Nah. I don´t think so. 225 00:10:56,396 --> 00:10:57,439 Fully loaded. 226 00:10:58,523 --> 00:10:59,524 Maybe. 227 00:11:00,942 --> 00:11:03,403 Are those shorts or a skirt? 228 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,614 They´re gaucho pants. I got them on sale. 229 00:11:06,448 --> 00:11:10,410 Aloha! Welcome! Every customer gets afree lei. 230 00:11:10,452 --> 00:11:11,953 Relax, Vaughn. It´s just my sister. 231 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:13,789 Aloha, my ass. 232 00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,415 Shake it easy, buddy. 233 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,417 Hey, Rob, have you talked to the admissions lady... 234 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,920 from Lakeshore Community College yet? 235 00:11:19,961 --> 00:11:20,962 No. 236 00:11:21,963 --> 00:11:24,424 But you could start before next semester. 237 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:27,385 You could even talk to her about a baseball scholarship. 238 00:11:27,427 --> 00:11:29,429 It´s too late, Josie, you know? 239 00:11:29,471 --> 00:11:31,431 I´m not going to college. 240 00:11:31,473 --> 00:11:33,433 I´m not playing baseball anymore. 241 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,268 This is my life. 242 00:11:37,979 --> 00:11:40,982 This is a luau that sells packing material. 243 00:11:43,985 --> 00:11:47,364 You had such a shot at playing college ball. 244 00:11:47,405 --> 00:11:49,950 You let a case of mono stop you. 245 00:11:49,991 --> 00:11:51,910 Don´t you wanna move out of Mom and Dad´s? 246 00:11:51,952 --> 00:11:53,829 Pay your own bills? 247 00:11:53,870 --> 00:11:56,164 Why? So I can be as happy as you? 248 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,791 I am happy. 249 00:11:57,833 --> 00:11:59,960 Besides... 250 00:12:00,001 --> 00:12:03,880 You are looking at the newest undercover reporter... 251 00:12:03,922 --> 00:12:06,383 forthe Chicago Sun-Times. 252 00:12:06,425 --> 00:12:08,885 I am Josie Geller, high school student, 253 00:12:08,927 --> 00:12:10,846 Senior Class 1999. 254 00:12:11,847 --> 00:12:13,890 Uh-uh. 255 00:12:13,932 --> 00:12:15,851 You´re kidding, right? 256 00:12:15,892 --> 00:12:19,855 What? -Do you remember high school? 257 00:12:19,896 --> 00:12:21,690 It was a long time ago. 258 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:24,109 Do you remember what they called you in high school? 259 00:12:25,444 --> 00:12:29,239 Josie Grossy! 260 00:12:29,281 --> 00:12:30,282 Josie... 261 00:12:33,452 --> 00:12:35,203 Josie Grossy. 262 00:12:36,371 --> 00:12:38,165 I know. I made it up. 263 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:41,293 I didn´t know it was gonna catch on like it did. 264 00:12:42,961 --> 00:12:44,296 Josie... 265 00:12:44,337 --> 00:12:46,381 What´s the matter? You look nauseous. 266 00:12:46,381 --> 00:12:49,301 Nauseated...I look nauseated. 267 00:13:31,927 --> 00:13:33,261 Hi, Billy. 268 00:13:33,303 --> 00:13:36,932 Um, I noticed that you weren´t in math class today... 269 00:13:36,973 --> 00:13:40,435 so, um, I decided to take some notes for you. 270 00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:42,938 Ha ha ha ha! 271 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,444 Ha ha ha ha! 272 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:00,539 This is a very bad idea. 273 00:15:02,851 --> 00:15:03,852 Hey. 274 00:15:03,894 --> 00:15:04,895 Feeling good. 275 00:15:09,357 --> 00:15:10,859 My name is Josie. 276 00:15:10,859 --> 00:15:12,861 I´m from Scranton, Pennsylvania, 277 00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:13,862 the Keystone State. 278 00:15:13,904 --> 00:15:14,863 Hold it. 279 00:15:14,905 --> 00:15:16,281 Where you going? 280 00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:17,365 To high school... 281 00:15:17,365 --> 00:15:18,867 because I´m a high school student. 282 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,869 I´m here with my fellow students. 283 00:15:20,869 --> 00:15:22,078 Hey, guys. 284 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:23,288 Hi. 285 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,378 Beeper. Appears legitimate. 286 00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:31,880 Computer organizer. 287 00:15:33,215 --> 00:15:34,216 Recording device. 288 00:15:34,257 --> 00:15:35,884 I can grab a bull´s balls. 289 00:15:35,884 --> 00:15:36,885 Appears legitimate. 290 00:15:36,927 --> 00:15:38,887 This is a projectile launcher. 291 00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:45,185 That´s a weapon. 292 00:16:00,784 --> 00:16:03,328 Class, today we have the pleasure of exploring... 293 00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:05,705 the pantheistic culture of India. 294 00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,748 India-- 295 00:16:10,377 --> 00:16:12,087 Hi. Hello! 296 00:16:12,129 --> 00:16:14,589 Willkommen. Entre, entre. 297 00:16:14,589 --> 00:16:16,591 Sorry I´m late. 298 00:16:16,591 --> 00:16:20,095 I´m sorry I forgot to take my hot flash medication today. 299 00:16:21,304 --> 00:16:22,264 Please sit. 300 00:16:22,889 --> 00:16:24,349 ´"Josie.´" right. 301 00:16:24,391 --> 00:16:26,059 Mi casa es su casa. 302 00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:27,519 That is so sad. 303 00:16:27,561 --> 00:16:29,646 I know, like, 5 chickens had to die... 304 00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:31,857 just so she could look that stupid. 305 00:16:31,898 --> 00:16:35,986 Josie, in my classroom, tardiness is unacceptable. 306 00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:37,487 I´m sorry. 307 00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:39,990 Well, not as sorry as I am. 308 00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:46,538 10 minutes in that hat, you´ll never be late again. 309 00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,291 OK. So let´s hear something about you. 310 00:16:49,332 --> 00:16:50,333 Stand up. 311 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,127 Stand up. 312 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,508 My name is Josie Geller. 313 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,385 I´m a high school student. 314 00:17:01,344 --> 00:17:03,305 I´m from-- 315 00:17:05,348 --> 00:17:06,848 Billy? 316 00:17:10,854 --> 00:17:12,021 Excuse me. 317 00:17:12,063 --> 00:17:14,816 You live in Billy? 318 00:17:14,858 --> 00:17:15,901 B-bali. 319 00:17:15,942 --> 00:17:17,402 Uh, Billy Bali. 320 00:17:17,444 --> 00:17:21,070 Um, it´s a suburb of Bali proper. 321 00:17:21,114 --> 00:17:24,826 Bali! The island nation of Bali. 322 00:17:24,867 --> 00:17:25,867 Fascinating. 323 00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:28,038 What did your family do there? 324 00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:30,373 Um...We were... 325 00:17:30,373 --> 00:17:31,374 Sheep... 326 00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:34,503 Sheep farmers. 327 00:17:34,544 --> 00:17:36,838 My family raised sheep? 328 00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:44,846 research Bali. 329 00:17:44,888 --> 00:17:48,016 Kill Anita for picking out this outfit. 330 00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:50,894 Find and destroy sombrero. 331 00:17:56,900 --> 00:17:59,361 We sit here. -Yeah. 332 00:17:59,402 --> 00:18:01,822 Sorry. I didn´t know these seats were assigned. 333 00:18:01,863 --> 00:18:03,281 They´re not. 334 00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:06,368 Morning, everyone. 335 00:18:06,368 --> 00:18:09,287 Morning. 336 00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:14,167 I, uh, I don´t thinkwe´ve met. 337 00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:16,920 I´m Sam...Coulson. 338 00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:19,464 The school has this thing about letting you guys call me Sam. 339 00:18:19,506 --> 00:18:22,843 I´m Josie, but I´m pretty sure the school... 340 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,095 would be OK with you calling me that. 341 00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,597 So welcome to Shakespeare´s As You Like It. 342 00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:29,349 Here. We can share. 343 00:18:29,391 --> 00:18:31,893 ...is an example of Shakespearean.... 344 00:18:33,395 --> 00:18:36,606 pastoral comedy. 345 00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:39,317 Now, does anyone know what that means? 346 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:41,153 Oh, yeah. That´s what they do to milk. 347 00:18:41,194 --> 00:18:42,696 No, Sarah. That´s, uh... 348 00:18:42,737 --> 00:18:44,239 that´s ´"pasteurize.´" 349 00:18:44,239 --> 00:18:45,740 Uh, but it´s close. 350 00:18:45,740 --> 00:18:46,950 Parakeet? 351 00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:49,911 OK. Anyone else? 352 00:18:53,081 --> 00:18:54,875 Josie. 353 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,376 Pastoral means set in the country, 354 00:18:56,418 --> 00:18:58,670 originally seen in the Eclogues of Virgil. 355 00:18:58,712 --> 00:19:02,299 It´s from the Latin ´"pastoralis´", to graze. 356 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,432 Are you sure you´re 17? 357 00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:12,309 Yes. 358 00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:14,311 I´m 17. 359 00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:15,854 I´m 17. Of course. 360 00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:29,493 Excuse me. Ahem. 361 00:19:29,534 --> 00:19:30,869 What´s in the cole slaw? 362 00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:38,877 Thankyou. 363 00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:45,675 Kirsten, that bran muffin has like 75 grams offat. 364 00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,718 Nuh-uh. 365 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,929 Did I tell you that Lisa has hemorrhoids? 366 00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:49,930 Hi. 367 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,473 Nasty. -Hi. 368 00:19:51,515 --> 00:19:52,808 Hi, Kristin. 369 00:19:52,808 --> 00:19:54,309 It´s Keer-sten. 370 00:19:54,351 --> 00:19:55,894 Oh. OK. 371 00:19:58,647 --> 00:19:59,648 Oh! 372 00:20:02,901 --> 00:20:08,824 Well, that´ll teach me to wear white jeans after Labor Day. 373 00:20:08,865 --> 00:20:13,078 I don´t think you´re supposed to wear white jeans after 1983. 374 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:15,372 Right. 375 00:20:15,414 --> 00:20:16,915 Right, right. 376 00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:20,377 OK, so, um, 377 00:20:20,419 --> 00:20:23,046 like what are your guys´ hopes and dreams? 378 00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:25,382 Any interests? 379 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,883 Hi. 380 00:20:26,925 --> 00:20:28,427 I´m Guy. 381 00:20:28,468 --> 00:20:30,887 Hi. 382 00:20:30,929 --> 00:20:33,890 Y-yes, y-you are a guy. 383 00:20:33,932 --> 00:20:35,475 Quite a guy. 384 00:20:36,476 --> 00:20:37,769 Oh, my. 385 00:20:38,728 --> 00:20:41,898 That rhymes. Ha ha ha. 386 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:43,400 Yikes. 387 00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:45,444 Bikes. Ha ha ha! 388 00:20:47,696 --> 00:20:49,072 Are you in Special Ed.? 389 00:20:51,158 --> 00:20:52,868 I mean, are you? 390 00:20:53,869 --> 00:20:56,079 I can´t believe he said that. -He totally just said that. 391 00:20:56,121 --> 00:20:58,457 I´m just gonna go. 392 00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:02,127 Ha ha ha ha! 393 00:21:02,169 --> 00:21:03,378 Don´t slip, honey. 394 00:21:03,378 --> 00:21:04,629 Off the chart. 395 00:21:04,671 --> 00:21:07,382 Ohh! How old am I? 396 00:21:07,424 --> 00:21:11,887 Approximately 6350 days old. 397 00:21:11,887 --> 00:21:13,889 Now, that´s subject for adjustment... 398 00:21:13,889 --> 00:21:15,390 for month of birth. heeeee! 399 00:21:15,390 --> 00:21:16,892 Ha ha! 400 00:21:16,892 --> 00:21:17,893 OK. 401 00:21:17,934 --> 00:21:19,394 OK, thank you. 402 00:21:21,605 --> 00:21:23,398 Let´s do it! 403 00:21:23,398 --> 00:21:25,400 Hustle! Hustle! Come on, girls! 404 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:28,403 Go on! Move it! Pick up your feet! 405 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:29,404 Come on! 406 00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:31,406 A little more commitment, Geller! 407 00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:32,407 Move it! 408 00:21:32,407 --> 00:21:33,408 Come on! 409 00:21:34,409 --> 00:21:35,911 Must...have water. 410 00:21:35,911 --> 00:21:38,246 What do I look like, your waitress? 411 00:21:38,288 --> 00:21:39,915 Now, you are gonna complete these sprints... 412 00:21:39,915 --> 00:21:41,541 because if you don´t, you fail. 413 00:21:41,583 --> 00:21:44,920 And if you fail gym, you´ll never get into college. 414 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,422 You guys still tell that lie? 415 00:21:47,464 --> 00:21:48,924 That does it, Geller. 416 00:21:48,924 --> 00:21:49,925 Drop. Give me 20. 417 00:21:49,925 --> 00:21:51,426 No. 418 00:21:53,011 --> 00:21:54,429 Don´tworry, Rob. 419 00:21:54,429 --> 00:21:56,431 I put premium gasoline in her. 420 00:21:56,431 --> 00:21:59,559 Josie, I told you. Bambi´s a cheap regular girl. 421 00:22:00,894 --> 00:22:02,813 Wait a second. 422 00:22:02,854 --> 00:22:05,357 Everything is fine, Rob. I´ll call you later. 423 00:22:05,398 --> 00:22:07,359 Josie, don´t hang up 424 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,152 They do it to all the new kids. 425 00:22:09,194 --> 00:22:11,363 Who´s they? 426 00:22:11,404 --> 00:22:14,366 Guy Perkins and his amazing lemmings. 427 00:22:14,407 --> 00:22:16,284 They push your car out of its space and hide it, 428 00:22:16,284 --> 00:22:18,703 sit up there and watch while you look for it. 429 00:22:18,745 --> 00:22:21,957 I´m Aldys. -I´m Josie. 430 00:22:24,084 --> 00:22:26,211 Aldys. That´s an interesting name. 431 00:22:26,253 --> 00:22:27,504 When it´s not yours. 432 00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:32,259 My mom was going through her Harlequin Romance phase. 433 00:22:32,300 --> 00:22:33,760 Tell me about it. 434 00:22:33,802 --> 00:22:36,930 Try being named after a guitar-playing pussycat. 435 00:22:38,432 --> 00:22:39,975 Never mind. 436 00:22:39,975 --> 00:22:42,394 Listen, would you like to walk to Nano´s... 437 00:22:42,436 --> 00:22:43,895 and get something to eat? 438 00:22:47,441 --> 00:22:51,027 Yeah. That would be really nice. 439 00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:55,031 So tell me, what are your hopes and your dreams? 440 00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,408 What do you want to be? 441 00:22:56,450 --> 00:22:57,826 Thank you. -You´re welcome. 442 00:22:57,826 --> 00:22:59,828 I want to be a professor of medieval literature. 443 00:22:59,828 --> 00:23:01,830 I want to be a novelist. 444 00:23:01,872 --> 00:23:03,331 I want to be a weekendflautist. 445 00:23:03,373 --> 00:23:05,500 I want to be a potter. I want to be a painter. 446 00:23:05,542 --> 00:23:07,711 I want to be an architect, 447 00:23:07,753 --> 00:23:09,337 and I want to go to Northwestern. 448 00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:11,006 I went there! 449 00:23:11,047 --> 00:23:12,340 For what? 450 00:23:13,383 --> 00:23:16,011 Yes. Once to use the bathroom. 451 00:23:16,052 --> 00:23:19,639 Um, they have a really nice facility. 452 00:23:23,310 --> 00:23:25,520 Oh, my God. 453 00:23:34,404 --> 00:23:35,447 Hello. 454 00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,449 I got your message. 455 00:23:37,491 --> 00:23:39,201 What the hell kind of story are you pitching? 456 00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:43,246 It´s my dad. He worries. -Yeah. Mine, too. 457 00:23:43,288 --> 00:23:45,373 Yeah, hi, Dad. I miss you, too. 458 00:23:45,373 --> 00:23:47,459 You´re one sick puppy, you know that, Geller? 459 00:23:47,501 --> 00:23:50,337 It´s an exposé on cafeteria food. 460 00:23:50,378 --> 00:23:51,338 Let me guess. 461 00:23:51,379 --> 00:23:53,256 You´re leading with the terrible truth about cole slaw. 462 00:23:53,298 --> 00:23:55,675 Well, the bulk of it will be about the pimento loaf. 463 00:23:55,717 --> 00:23:57,886 Geller, you wanna be a reporter? 464 00:23:57,928 --> 00:23:59,888 Take a look at what sells. 465 00:23:59,930 --> 00:24:03,600 Sex scandals, bribery, people jumping off buildings. 466 00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:05,352 So, unless some kid just killed himself... 467 00:24:05,393 --> 00:24:06,686 because he was being paid... 468 00:24:06,728 --> 00:24:07,854 to have sex with the school mascot... 469 00:24:07,896 --> 00:24:09,481 in a big vat of that cole slaw, 470 00:24:09,523 --> 00:24:10,565 you got nothing. 471 00:24:10,565 --> 00:24:11,566 Call me when you do. 472 00:24:18,406 --> 00:24:21,952 They love to disconnect the battery, too. 473 00:24:25,414 --> 00:24:27,874 Here. Just so that you know, 474 00:24:27,916 --> 00:24:32,379 I think they recalled these cars in 1974. 475 00:24:32,421 --> 00:24:36,466 Yeah, thanks. -Sure. No problem. 476 00:24:37,426 --> 00:24:39,886 Josie, I was wondering... 477 00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:42,389 How are you at calculus? 478 00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:43,640 I´m good. 479 00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,308 How would you like to join the Denominators? 480 00:24:47,269 --> 00:24:49,396 We have these really fun pizza study groups, 481 00:24:49,438 --> 00:24:50,897 and we go to these all-county meets. 482 00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:52,399 And not that you need it, 483 00:24:52,441 --> 00:24:54,401 and I don´t wanna sound like the Godfather, 484 00:24:54,443 --> 00:24:56,903 but we could offer you a certain amount of protection, 485 00:24:56,903 --> 00:24:58,405 if you know what I mean. 486 00:25:00,866 --> 00:25:02,367 Sounds great. 487 00:25:48,747 --> 00:25:50,624 ´"All the world´s a stage, 488 00:25:50,665 --> 00:25:53,376 and all the men and women, merely players.´" 489 00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:55,921 Does anyone know what Shakespeare meant by that? 490 00:25:57,214 --> 00:25:59,216 Anyone? 491 00:25:59,257 --> 00:26:00,675 It´s about disguise. 492 00:26:00,675 --> 00:26:02,177 About playing a part. 493 00:26:02,177 --> 00:26:03,845 And that´s the theme of As You Like It. 494 00:26:03,845 --> 00:26:06,181 Now, does anyone know where we can see this? 495 00:26:06,181 --> 00:26:07,349 Oh. 496 00:26:07,349 --> 00:26:09,851 Well, Rosalind disguises herself as a man, 497 00:26:09,851 --> 00:26:11,853 and then she escapes into the forest. 498 00:26:11,895 --> 00:26:13,855 Right. And it´s when she´s in costume... 499 00:26:13,855 --> 00:26:16,358 that she canfinally express her love for Orlando. 500 00:26:16,358 --> 00:26:18,360 See, the point Shakespeare is trying to make... 501 00:26:18,360 --> 00:26:21,279 is that when we´re in disguise, we feel freer. 502 00:26:21,321 --> 00:26:24,199 We do things we wouldn´t do in ordinary life. 503 00:26:24,199 --> 00:26:28,453 Brett, what happens when you go out on a football field... 504 00:26:28,495 --> 00:26:29,454 in uniform? 505 00:26:29,496 --> 00:26:31,331 We kick ass! Yeah! 506 00:26:31,373 --> 00:26:33,375 You yell. You hit people. 507 00:26:33,375 --> 00:26:35,293 You touch other guys´ butts. 508 00:26:37,045 --> 00:26:39,464 It´s OK, it´s OK ´cause you´re in uniform. 509 00:26:39,506 --> 00:26:41,883 See, disguise changes all the rules. 510 00:26:41,878 --> 00:26:42,959 I tells you a story 511 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,087 My first season as a pee wee hockey 512 00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:52,576 Well, honestly... I-I was terrible, I couldn't stay, I was afraid... I was afraid to hit the head 513 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,754 My dad, my dad bougth me this brand new helmet... 514 00:26:55,817 --> 00:26:57,921 sign by Gordie Howe 515 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,092 Come on guys... Gordie Howe! 516 00:27:04,780 --> 00:27:07,705 Ok, he was like... like the Tiger Woods of hockey 517 00:27:09,944 --> 00:27:16,552 Every time I'd put on this helmet... I mean... I'd feel invincible I'd skied harder, I'd shaken people left and right 518 00:27:16,553 --> 00:27:18,936 I'd even got out of a game once for fight 519 00:27:20,990 --> 00:27:28,079 The point here is that disguise can be liberate, can you get to do things that you never thougt possible 520 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:34,276 And for Rosalind, her male costume, opens the possibilities for the great love of her life 521 00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:39,674 Josie, why don't you read from Act 5, Scene 2, Rosalind's speech-- 522 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:51,245 No sooner had they met but they looked; 523 00:27:52,780 --> 00:27:54,560 no sooner looked but they loved; 524 00:27:55,912 --> 00:27:57,623 no sooner loved but they sighed..." 525 00:27:57,624 --> 00:27:58,624 Does he notice me? 526 00:28:01,216 --> 00:28:04,002 Does he hear my heart screaming his name-- 527 00:28:06,128 --> 00:28:09,293 sometimes it's so loud I think the Gods can hear my pain. 528 00:28:11,299 --> 00:28:16,807 His voice is so mellifluous, oh to get just one small kiss. 529 00:28:26,470 --> 00:28:30,608 O.K., what have you wanted for like ever but you didn't think it would -ever happen? 530 00:28:31,771 --> 00:28:37,048 I'm the most popular girl in school, and Billy Prince is taking me to prom. 531 00:28:37,856 --> 00:28:38,729 Yes. 532 00:28:39,955 --> 00:28:40,825 What? 533 00:28:41,546 --> 00:28:43,797 Billy Prince is asking you to prom. 534 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:46,529 Why? 535 00:28:46,540 --> 00:28:48,184 I don't know. 536 00:28:50,650 --> 00:28:52,326 The poem! 537 00:28:53,198 --> 00:28:54,016 I knew he liked the poem! 538 00:28:55,898 --> 00:28:58,347 Billy Prince is asking me to the prom. 539 00:28:58,434 --> 00:28:59,610 That's what I'm saying. 540 00:29:04,761 --> 00:29:06,682 Oh my God! 541 00:29:07,186 --> 00:29:14,609 I actually speechless, I have no words! That's never happend to me ever in my life 542 00:29:18,268 --> 00:29:21,146 O.K. - just a reminder. Your paper is due next week. 543 00:29:24,656 --> 00:29:28,135 Hey guys!. This is Cindy Anakowski student body's president... 544 00:29:28,136 --> 00:29:31,430 Don't forget, don't going to the library there is this asphalt problem 545 00:29:31,545 --> 00:29:32,819 Excuse me, can I open my locker? 546 00:29:33,249 --> 00:29:34,469 Now, about prom. 547 00:29:34,612 --> 00:29:40,263 Voting about the Prom theme has been completed and the theme is... The Millenium!! 548 00:29:45,644 --> 00:29:48,778 - Rufus! Prom is gonna be Rufus. - What's Rufus? 549 00:29:48,858 --> 00:29:52,852 It's my new cool hippie word. Spread it around like wild fire 550 00:29:52,995 --> 00:29:53,902 Right! Rufus! 551 00:29:54,900 --> 00:29:57,432 What is with this school and prom? 552 00:29:57,963 --> 00:30:00,534 Southglen South competes every year for best prom... 553 00:30:01,297 --> 00:30:06,920 ...the theme is everthing darling So whatever Southglen picks has to be totally unique-- 554 00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:21,225 "There's a land that I see where the children are free Come with me, take my hand, and we'll live 555 00:30:22,349 --> 00:30:33,595 ...In a land where the river runs free In a land through the green country And you and me are free to be you and me... 556 00:30:33,596 --> 00:30:34,596 What's that? 557 00:30:34,597 --> 00:30:39,576 That's the old drive-in. They call it "The Court". Now it's just a continuous party for Guy's group. 558 00:30:40,757 --> 00:30:46,849 Hey! Albo, the dog park is that way. Go! 559 00:30:47,191 --> 00:30:49,056 Last I checked--this was still a free country 560 00:30:49,606 --> 00:30:52,733 You guys aren't seriously trying to hang out at The Court, aren't you, Albo? 561 00:30:52,999 --> 00:30:56,375 Oooh, cheap wine coolers and a fire in a trashcan. Where do I sign up? 562 00:30:56,764 --> 00:31:01,168 Why don't you go home, figure around with your calculator, wherever you use it. 563 00:31:01,149 --> 00:31:03,499 Figure out how many lifetimes it will take you to get cool. 564 00:31:11,065 --> 00:31:13,996 Have you ever wanted to go to The Court? 565 00:31:15,335 --> 00:31:22,413 Are you kidding, Josie? It's lame. All they do is stand around and get drunk. It's lame. 566 00:31:22,986 --> 00:31:28,421 - Yeah, it seems lame. - Yeah, it's very lame 567 00:31:29,704 --> 00:31:30,771 You say that! 568 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:37,632 The Court? Josie, I am appalled 569 00:31:38,245 --> 00:31:41,989 Jeez, I know, I mean... who knows that these kids- 570 00:31:42,671 --> 00:31:50,250 No, I am appalled because I have a reporter in there, undercover, for almost three weeks now- 571 00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,950 and I had to read about this in the Tribune. 572 00:31:51,985 --> 00:31:52,798 You're right. 573 00:31:55,572 --> 00:31:56,665 I can fold! 574 00:31:59,709 --> 00:32:07,873 Seventeen-year-old Kristen David says, "Yeah, everyone who's anyone is at The Court on Saturday night." 575 00:32:08,892 --> 00:32:14,069 S-S-She's right. I have learned that it is a popular place for the kids to go. 576 00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:22,256 This is where the stories are. 577 00:32:22,461 --> 00:32:28,960 You become friends with these people. You are going to party with them. 578 00:32:29,106 --> 00:32:30,427 You are going to eat chicken with them. 579 00:32:30,524 --> 00:32:33,753 When they go to prom... you are going to be in their same damn limo! 580 00:32:34,595 --> 00:32:41,395 Gus listen, the popular kids and I... 581 00:32:42,511 --> 00:32:43,984 Do you even know these kids? 582 00:32:44,841 --> 00:32:46,207 They hid my car-- 583 00:32:46,615 --> 00:32:54,056 Get to know them.Very well. Your job and my job depends on it. 584 00:32:55,047 --> 00:32:59,623 By the way, it's depend, because there is no s. Your subject is plural 585 00:32:59,851 --> 00:33:00,636 Out! 586 00:33:06,550 --> 00:33:09,736 Come on! Asses and elbows! The news doesn't sleep, you know! 587 00:33:14,016 --> 00:33:15,255 Yeah, baby! 588 00:33:18,543 --> 00:33:21,441 Rob... you're making a mess 589 00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:23,742 Do this with mum and dad 590 00:33:24,028 --> 00:33:28,058 No. They're still caring to do Franklin meet Pat at dinner. But I made a pizza. 591 00:33:29,275 --> 00:33:30,501 - I can't do it 592 00:33:32,274 --> 00:33:37,176 What? Damn, these are high schools girls? 593 00:33:37,195 --> 00:33:40,003 We've got some underage hotties on our hands, here! 594 00:33:41,076 --> 00:33:45,531 Gus insists that I become friends with these kids. The popular kids. It's impossible. 595 00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:46,778 Why is that impossible? 596 00:33:46,779 --> 00:33:52,810 You don't know how it was for me back in high school. All I wanted was to be accepted... 597 00:33:55,750 --> 00:34:00,815 and they just tortured me. I can't go back to Southglen South. 598 00:34:00,816 --> 00:34:04,809 You're at Southglen South? They have a killer baseball team. 599 00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:08,487 Focus, please 600 00:34:12,567 --> 00:34:14,071 You're an adult now, Josie. 601 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:18,041 You're successful, you've gradueted at the top of you class, 602 00:34:18,514 --> 00:34:19,864 you work for a newspaper... 603 00:34:20,329 --> 00:34:24,534 you wash your hair now-- you're not Josie Grossie anymore. 604 00:34:24,704 --> 00:34:27,572 Don't you know how much I wanted to be you in high school? 605 00:34:28,853 --> 00:34:32,275 Just for one day to know what it was like to be popular? 606 00:34:33,024 --> 00:34:34,913 It's not that hard, Josie. 607 00:34:35,908 --> 00:34:38,507 All you need is the right person. 608 00:34:38,686 --> 00:34:41,179 One person that thinks you're cool and you're in. 609 00:34:41,551 --> 00:34:43,338 Everyone else will be too scared to question it. 610 00:34:43,839 --> 00:34:44,945 Is that true? 611 00:34:45,414 --> 00:34:46,187 Yeah, it's a little known fact 612 00:34:48,797 --> 00:34:53,940 Don't you wanna show them - Gus, Billy Prince, yourself- 613 00:34:54,775 --> 00:34:57,846 Don't you wanna show them that the cool kids don't freak you out anymore? 614 00:34:58,851 --> 00:35:02,419 That you can go in there, you can be friends with them, and get your story? 615 00:35:02,951 --> 00:35:04,568 Yes, desperately 616 00:35:05,102 --> 00:35:07,457 Plus, if you quit you're no better than me 617 00:35:08,010 --> 00:35:09,077 Better than I... 618 00:35:09,203 --> 00:35:10,387 That's the spirit! 619 00:35:11,023 --> 00:35:14,075 So let hear it, come on: "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore" 620 00:35:14,713 --> 00:35:16,735 "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore" 621 00:35:17,117 --> 00:35:19,098 That's it. Now scream it! 622 00:35:19,490 --> 00:35:22,235 "I'm not Josie Grossie anymore"!!! 623 00:35:28,551 --> 00:35:29,399 That's good! 624 00:35:41,818 --> 00:35:43,278 Josie... and the pussy cats 625 00:35:44,503 --> 00:35:47,026 George?! What are you doing here? 626 00:35:47,242 --> 00:35:50,421 In the van, go, go... 627 00:35:54,408 --> 00:35:55,992 Welcome to the love hut 628 00:36:01,245 --> 00:36:01,890 Oh right... 629 00:36:01,984 --> 00:36:03,748 George, what is going on? 630 00:36:03,749 --> 00:36:05,262 "Captain's wings" 631 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,396 What are you doing? 632 00:36:10,144 --> 00:36:11,240 Hidden camera 633 00:36:11,306 --> 00:36:12,728 - Wings? - Yeah... 634 00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:17,702 That's great but... I really just talk to Gus until this first 635 00:36:18,312 --> 00:36:20,087 Geller, stop being a pain in the ass 636 00:36:21,671 --> 00:36:22,836 Gus? 637 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:25,075 No, it's the Great and Powerful Oz. 638 00:36:25,110 --> 00:36:28,429 Now look--you're in over your head. This is how it's gonna work. 639 00:36:28,524 --> 00:36:30,369 I review the tapes, I find your story. 640 00:36:33,474 --> 00:36:34,405 Battery, transmitter 641 00:36:37,349 --> 00:36:38,638 Man! 642 00:36:38,663 --> 00:36:40,790 Here we go... Good luck sweet! 643 00:36:40,791 --> 00:36:44,633 I don't think so... George... why are you so cool? 644 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:51,830 Work, herbs, berries... you know I'll be watching you 645 00:36:55,955 --> 00:36:57,787 Oh, right. Lets get this party start it 646 00:37:03,818 --> 00:37:08,847 Oh! Damn! They weren't such good when I was at high school 647 00:37:09,199 --> 00:37:12,371 Hey! Kirsten, Kristen, Gibby-- What's up girlfriends? 648 00:37:16,550 --> 00:37:18,622 - I'm ok - Uh! That's gonna leave a mark 649 00:37:19,645 --> 00:37:26,269 And so it is Rosalind, in disguise, who is best able to see through the disguises of others. 650 00:37:27,787 --> 00:37:30,252 To say to Phebe, "Mistress, know thy self," 651 00:37:31,002 --> 00:37:33,008 to look at love from every angle, 652 00:37:33,530 --> 00:37:37,983 and to realize, finally, that she is in love with Orlando-- 653 00:37:38,411 --> 00:37:42,244 To free both hearts not in judgment but in equality 654 00:37:42,570 --> 00:37:45,226 Thank you. That's really well writen, Josie 655 00:37:45,643 --> 00:37:46,834 Showtime's over! 656 00:37:46,835 --> 00:37:49,991 Come on, move-it! Back to work! 657 00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,059 Gus, have you ever been in love? 658 00:37:55,849 --> 00:37:56,829 Leave 659 00:37:57,626 --> 00:38:01,086 Oh give it up, Gus, come on! I'm just making conversation 660 00:38:03,694 --> 00:38:11,438 Love. Who knows what that is? Deadlines, circulation, those I understand. 661 00:38:14,354 --> 00:38:16,241 You know, you should go out every now and then, Gus; 662 00:38:16,838 --> 00:38:21,565 if you put on a couple of new ties, girls would be all over you. 663 00:38:23,391 --> 00:38:24,433 - Anita... - What? 664 00:38:25,176 --> 00:38:29,955 Leave me alone I have enough work here to last me all night 665 00:38:31,875 --> 00:38:37,300 Listen, I don't have anything to do tonight, so if you like some help? I would like to help you 666 00:38:42,404 --> 00:38:43,970 No Roger from op/ed? 667 00:38:44,907 --> 00:38:45,634 Nop 668 00:38:58,020 --> 00:39:03,879 Excuse me. Do you guys think that we can work out some kind of schedule I could work around it? 669 00:39:04,651 --> 00:39:06,997 Hey, where's your sweatshirt? 670 00:39:08,307 --> 00:39:10,348 Oh... I ? uhh, must have forgotten- 671 00:39:10,669 --> 00:39:13,042 Don't worry, I have an extra in my locker. I'll get it for you 672 00:39:13,208 --> 00:39:15,879 So I'll see you tonight 7:30 at Nana's, right? 673 00:39:16,364 --> 00:39:17,948 Ok, right. 7:30 674 00:39:18,558 --> 00:39:19,943 I'm late for lab 675 00:39:19,944 --> 00:39:25,434 So Motley. Oh yes, I am so there This band is so good. Have you heared this band, right? 676 00:39:25,410 --> 00:39:26,776 Oh, yeah, I'll still my mum's car, I'll drive 677 00:39:27,116 --> 00:39:29,034 It's gonna be Rufalicious 678 00:39:29,386 --> 00:39:33,319 Jason, it isn't a stick of gum. It's "Rufus", "Rufus" 679 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:07,875 Drinking tonight? 680 00:40:08,994 --> 00:40:13,256 No, I am not 21. I am seventeen and I still attend high school 681 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:18,521 Two of you? 682 00:40:38,212 --> 00:40:40,926 - Josie! Josie! - Hi! 683 00:40:41,281 --> 00:40:42,082 Out on a school night 684 00:40:43,332 --> 00:40:45,513 Bathroom was disgusting 685 00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:47,591 I like you to meet Lara 686 00:40:48,081 --> 00:40:48,972 His girlfriend 687 00:40:49,867 --> 00:40:51,459 She is visiting from New York 688 00:40:51,805 --> 00:40:53,140 Josie's a one of my student 689 00:40:53,494 --> 00:40:54,879 - How do you do? - What? 690 00:40:55,251 --> 00:40:56,328 Hi there! 691 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:59,507 I'm sorry I can't even think in here 692 00:41:00,424 --> 00:41:02,325 No ofense, I know you love this 693 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:06,158 I'm just hoping you could get all out of your system from you move to New York 694 00:41:06,159 --> 00:41:09,131 My firm has season tickets to the Met 695 00:41:10,449 --> 00:41:13,220 Oh, well I love baseball 696 00:41:16,506 --> 00:41:18,415 Nice to meet you 697 00:41:19,637 --> 00:41:21,050 It's nice to meet you too 698 00:41:34,637 --> 00:41:37,530 The way I see "we'are tomorrow" "Hello I'm tomorrow" 699 00:41:37,672 --> 00:41:40,307 because when we get the money and the power the women come to me... 700 00:41:41,013 --> 00:41:43,117 the women come to me Do what I'm doing 701 00:41:43,851 --> 00:41:45,894 If you don't have any moving Don't movement 702 00:41:46,383 --> 00:41:47,805 It's better if I write it down Do you have a napkin? 703 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:50,544 Welcome to my little love boat 704 00:41:51,656 --> 00:41:56,302 Just let me up with my business. Oh wait a minute... This I can't forget 705 00:42:12,345 --> 00:42:14,475 That was great you guys!! That was great... 706 00:42:25,724 --> 00:42:27,136 Excuse me, can I sit there? 707 00:42:27,501 --> 00:42:32,586 Yeah, we accept all people We are all about da' love, c'mon have a sit 708 00:42:32,621 --> 00:42:33,791 Thank you so much 709 00:42:35,970 --> 00:42:37,058 How do you tonight? 710 00:42:37,093 --> 00:42:38,537 I'm very well, thank you How are you? 711 00:42:38,960 --> 00:42:42,577 I fell good, I feel really good You know, we have this special cake for you 712 00:42:44,441 --> 00:42:48,608 Have some cake. It's a special cake, it's Ganja's cake 713 00:42:49,012 --> 00:42:54,532 It has vitamin A, vitamin B, vitamin T, H and C. 714 00:42:54,652 --> 00:42:55,612 I'ts good for you, eat it up. 715 00:42:57,576 --> 00:43:01,913 Is that...? No, girl... put it back, just say "No" 716 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,390 Good, eh? 717 00:43:04,851 --> 00:43:07,439 That's delicious... you know I love chocolate 718 00:43:09,552 --> 00:43:11,332 She's going to knock the floor 719 00:43:15,330 --> 00:43:17,310 Firecracker! You're a firecracker! 720 00:43:20,806 --> 00:43:22,230 Firecracker! 721 00:43:23,886 --> 00:43:25,968 Man I don't love her 722 00:44:02,262 --> 00:44:05,248 I know this woman, she is my superior. 723 00:44:40,905 --> 00:44:46,972 I'm telling you, Rob! I think I really did it! I think I'm totally in! I was so cool! 724 00:44:47,827 --> 00:44:50,237 You know what's a weird word? Fork. 725 00:44:51,443 --> 00:44:55,683 Did I tell you about the new friends I made? I made friends with a whole table of Rastafarians! 726 00:44:56,296 --> 00:44:58,122 Not just one, a whole table! 727 00:45:00,104 --> 00:45:05,688 Oh. My God. Someone ate my entire pie. I don't know how that happened 728 00:45:34,538 --> 00:45:37,195 Hi Guy. Guys. Guy's Guys 729 00:45:37,425 --> 00:45:38,470 Hi loser 730 00:45:38,909 --> 00:45:40,739 - Oh my God! - Loser! 731 00:45:50,819 --> 00:45:52,664 What is going on up here? 732 00:45:54,381 --> 00:45:55,436 They 've gone mad 733 00:45:57,126 --> 00:45:58,432 Loserrr!!! 734 00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:28,035 Oh right, oh right Look up, girl 735 00:46:28,743 --> 00:46:30,034 Jo, Jo, look up! 736 00:46:30,251 --> 00:46:32,613 Loser, see... Loser, look! 737 00:46:33,471 --> 00:46:34,187 Hello!! 738 00:46:35,218 --> 00:46:36,809 Y-Y-Yes!! 739 00:46:42,231 --> 00:46:43,334 Oh my God! 740 00:46:45,862 --> 00:46:46,457 Oh my God! 741 00:46:47,866 --> 00:46:49,976 Come down, just washing it up we're cool 742 00:46:53,656 --> 00:46:54,361 What are you doing? 743 00:46:55,969 --> 00:46:58,024 I see you eat some cereal for breakfast 744 00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:05,092 It's like the All-Humiliation Network 745 00:47:36,317 --> 00:47:38,306 Hello! Oh Hi Billy 746 00:47:39,946 --> 00:47:41,854 Ok, I'll be on the jiffer 747 00:47:44,065 --> 00:47:46,315 - Have you got fun - Ok, thanks. Bye, bye! 748 00:47:54,729 --> 00:47:55,936 Hi Billy! 749 00:48:04,140 --> 00:48:05,990 Hey! write a poem about this, kid 750 00:48:18,763 --> 00:48:21,501 Josie? Is that you honey? 751 00:48:45,588 --> 00:48:46,606 Josie... get up 752 00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,246 Josie... are you ok? 753 00:48:50,826 --> 00:48:51,516 Josie 754 00:48:53,311 --> 00:48:55,454 Are you crazy? What are you doing in here? 755 00:48:55,641 --> 00:49:00,647 I just registered. Check it out. Manufactured at the Tiki Post 756 00:49:01,830 --> 00:49:03,643 - Can you do that? - I just did 757 00:49:06,317 --> 00:49:11,559 Jos, this's it. This is my ninth inning! The game isn't over--I just thought it was! 758 00:49:12,596 --> 00:49:16,514 You see, I get on the Southglen baseball team, the right scout sees me-- 759 00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,576 I'm into the minors-it's game time! 760 00:49:20,233 --> 00:49:24,388 - But you're twenty-three years old! - Yeah, with the reading comprehension of a fifteen year old! 761 00:49:24,855 --> 00:49:31,063 Plus, I'm popular... You want to be popular... I can recognize a cry for help when I see one. 762 00:49:31,098 --> 00:49:31,636 Hear one 763 00:49:32,260 --> 00:49:32,773 - Whatever 764 00:49:34,248 --> 00:49:40,571 - This is so like you. You know, you can't just come in here and be popular in just one day 765 00:49:41,359 --> 00:49:55,725 Rob! 766 00:50:06,387 --> 00:50:08,764 I'm the cabbage's salad king of the world 767 00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:11,142 Dude, you did rock, man! 768 00:50:14,317 --> 00:50:15,829 So hot! 769 00:50:17,644 --> 00:50:25,097 Hi. I'm Tracy and I'm sixteen and I'm a gymnast and I don't have a boyfriend... 770 00:50:25,098 --> 00:50:26,098 Cool! 771 00:50:28,143 --> 00:50:29,936 Josie? 772 00:50:29,978 --> 00:50:32,355 Where were you last night? I was really worried 773 00:50:32,397 --> 00:50:33,607 What? 774 00:50:33,648 --> 00:50:36,693 You know, last night. 7:30 Nana's? 775 00:50:36,735 --> 00:50:39,488 I kept calling you, but I just got your machine. 776 00:50:39,529 --> 00:50:43,158 I don't even know your parents line and I was really worried. 777 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:46,953 I'm sorry, I must forgot 778 00:50:46,995 --> 00:50:51,249 Well, maybe you should forget about sitting with us too 779 00:50:54,878 --> 00:50:59,007 Oh rigth. Let's get some money for the prom!! 780 00:51:18,318 --> 00:51:21,238 Be careful 781 00:51:21,363 --> 00:51:24,866 - Where's your partner? - I don't--I don't have one-- 782 00:51:24,908 --> 00:51:27,702 I GOT A LONELY RIDE IN BUCKET SEVEN! 783 00:51:27,744 --> 00:51:30,914 - SINGLE! - Do you have to yell like that? 784 00:51:30,956 --> 00:51:33,208 Sure I do 785 00:51:33,250 --> 00:51:35,127 Thanks 786 00:51:35,168 --> 00:51:36,630 This seat taken? 787 00:51:39,381 --> 00:51:42,134 Thank you 788 00:51:43,593 --> 00:51:46,930 - Thank you - Welcome 789 00:51:51,893 --> 00:51:53,353 Are you--scared? 790 00:51:53,395 --> 00:51:55,689 I'm gonna tell you something here, 791 00:51:55,730 --> 00:51:58,358 and I hope it doesn't undermine my position 792 00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:01,236 as an authority figure but... eh... 793 00:52:01,278 --> 00:52:03,822 I'm a little afraid of heights. 794 00:52:03,864 --> 00:52:06,533 You're afraid of the Ferris wheel 795 00:52:06,534 --> 00:52:08,660 Actually, it's 796 00:52:08,702 --> 00:52:11,705 more the plunging head first into the crowd part that gets me 797 00:52:11,747 --> 00:52:14,291 If better if you have your Gordie Howe's helmet on it... 798 00:52:14,332 --> 00:52:16,960 you feel better 799 00:52:17,002 --> 00:52:18,420 You remember that story? 800 00:52:18,462 --> 00:52:21,298 I remember everything that you say 801 00:52:21,339 --> 00:52:23,049 in the classroom 802 00:52:23,091 --> 00:52:28,271 If the bucket's a-rockin', don't come-a knockin' 803 00:52:30,432 --> 00:52:31,641 - Boys - Yeah 804 00:52:31,683 --> 00:52:34,821 Mr Coulson rocks my world! 805 00:52:36,688 --> 00:52:38,857 You know, I'd like to tell you that we all grow out of it, 806 00:52:38,899 --> 00:52:43,320 but that's a lie. Some of us will always be rattling cages. 807 00:52:43,361 --> 00:52:46,156 Why do you do that? 808 00:52:46,281 --> 00:52:48,909 I don't know. I don't know 809 00:52:48,950 --> 00:52:50,660 And you know what's scary--when you get older... 810 00:52:50,702 --> 00:52:52,662 it just gets more confusing. 811 00:52:52,704 --> 00:52:54,289 I mean, you know Lara, 812 00:52:54,331 --> 00:52:57,000 my girlfriend you met at the club 813 00:52:57,042 --> 00:52:58,168 We went out for five years 814 00:52:58,210 --> 00:53:01,838 and now she wants me to move to New York 815 00:53:01,880 --> 00:53:04,424 And, you know, I mean... I should-should do it 816 00:53:04,466 --> 00:53:06,593 You know make the commitment and grow up 817 00:53:06,635 --> 00:53:10,806 I know we have our differences 818 00:53:11,723 --> 00:53:15,852 You know, I shouldn't be talking about this stuff with you. I'm sorry. 819 00:53:15,894 --> 00:53:20,273 It's nice to have someone to talk to-- 820 00:53:21,274 --> 00:53:22,814 Yeah, same here 821 00:53:25,821 --> 00:53:27,906 All I can tell you is that when you're my age... 822 00:53:27,948 --> 00:53:31,952 the guys will be lined up around the block for you 823 00:53:33,620 --> 00:53:37,833 You have to say that because you're my teacher. 824 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:42,587 Actually I shouldn't say that, because I'm your teacher 825 00:53:48,301 --> 00:53:49,636 Josie Geller? No way men 826 00:53:49,678 --> 00:53:50,804 Yeah men 827 00:53:50,846 --> 00:53:53,473 She used to date the drummer for The Big Bad Voodoo Daddys? 828 00:53:53,515 --> 00:53:55,809 Yeah, that's something I always wanted to be a drummer, always 829 00:53:55,851 --> 00:54:00,480 And then she dum dum And the drummer... 830 00:54:00,981 --> 00:54:03,316 All right that's it 831 00:54:03,358 --> 00:54:05,819 Just water and Ex-Lax till prom. 832 00:54:05,861 --> 00:54:07,946 I know, it's all about hydration 833 00:54:07,988 --> 00:54:10,824 Did you guys know that Josie's dad invented that stuff? 834 00:54:10,866 --> 00:54:14,161 Ex-lax. She's the heiress of Ex-lax fortune 835 00:54:14,202 --> 00:54:17,664 - Shut up - No, it's true 836 00:54:18,248 --> 00:54:20,125 She´s spends all of her extra time... 837 00:54:20,125 --> 00:54:22,711 with her family on a yacht in the south of France. 838 00:54:26,047 --> 00:54:28,175 Yeah, go! 839 00:54:34,055 --> 00:54:36,057 Quick hands! Quick hands! Here we go. 840 00:54:36,099 --> 00:54:38,643 Who´s a winner, huh? Who´s a winner? Focus. 841 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:41,229 Good work. Good work. Easy, easy. Good work. 842 00:54:41,271 --> 00:54:43,398 Rob, Thanks for showing me that new grip. 843 00:54:43,440 --> 00:54:45,317 It totally changed my swing, man. 844 00:54:45,358 --> 00:54:46,735 Ah, no problem, man. 845 00:54:46,777 --> 00:54:48,028 Hey, man. What´s goin´ on? 846 00:54:48,070 --> 00:54:49,446 Hey, you guys know that girl, Josie Geller? 847 00:54:49,446 --> 00:54:50,447 Yeah, I know her. 848 00:54:50,447 --> 00:54:51,448 You mean Loser? 849 00:54:51,448 --> 00:54:53,533 Nah, man, she´s cool. 850 00:54:53,575 --> 00:54:55,243 I used to go out with her, man. 851 00:54:55,327 --> 00:54:56,787 She dumped me. 852 00:54:56,828 --> 00:54:58,288 But we´re still good friends. 853 00:54:58,330 --> 00:54:59,289 Hey, really? 854 00:54:59,331 --> 00:55:00,290 Yeah, hey, wait. 855 00:55:00,332 --> 00:55:03,293 Like, how good? Like--like good-good? 856 00:55:03,335 --> 00:55:04,711 She is amazing. 857 00:55:09,633 --> 00:55:11,301 All right. All right. All right, guys. 858 00:55:11,301 --> 00:55:12,844 As you´ve probably noticed, 859 00:55:12,844 --> 00:55:14,805 this, uh, this certainly isn´t English. 860 00:55:14,846 --> 00:55:18,642 Um, we´ve combined a few classes today here for the seminar, 861 00:55:18,642 --> 00:55:21,686 and hopefully, the speaker will be here any minute now. 862 00:55:24,147 --> 00:55:26,983 Hi.Hey! Oh, hi. 863 00:55:26,983 --> 00:55:28,652 Uh, you here for the sex talk? 864 00:55:28,693 --> 00:55:30,654 Well, ha ha... 865 00:55:30,695 --> 00:55:32,989 I like a man who gets right to the point. 866 00:55:33,031 --> 00:55:34,741 Are you Pam? 867 00:55:34,783 --> 00:55:36,535 If you say so. 868 00:55:36,535 --> 00:55:37,494 OK. 869 00:55:37,536 --> 00:55:39,830 Juniors, Seniors, this is Pam Kitterman. 870 00:55:39,871 --> 00:55:41,665 She´s going to lead us in our sex discussion. 871 00:55:41,706 --> 00:55:43,583 What? What? 872 00:55:43,667 --> 00:55:45,252 No, I´m not--what? 873 00:55:46,753 --> 00:55:49,631 Oh, I am. Right. That´s correct. 874 00:55:49,673 --> 00:55:52,134 Hi. I´m Pam. I´m Pam. Hi. 875 00:55:52,134 --> 00:55:55,303 Uh, sex. Ha ha ha. 876 00:55:55,303 --> 00:55:57,013 Well, yeah, sex. 877 00:55:57,097 --> 00:56:01,518 Um...what do you say, really, you know? 878 00:56:01,518 --> 00:56:04,438 Uh, you like a guy, you do it with him, 879 00:56:04,479 --> 00:56:06,481 sometimes he calls. Sometimes he doesn´t. 880 00:56:11,987 --> 00:56:14,656 Oh...hi. -What are you doing here? 881 00:56:14,698 --> 00:56:17,284 I had a lunch break, so I came by to say hello. 882 00:56:17,325 --> 00:56:19,161 God, your teacher is such afox. 883 00:56:19,202 --> 00:56:21,121 He´s coming back. He´s coming back. 884 00:56:21,163 --> 00:56:24,958 Uh, why don´twe talk about that...later? 885 00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,210 And I just want to say that the burning sensation... 886 00:56:27,210 --> 00:56:28,545 is totally normal. 887 00:56:30,213 --> 00:56:32,841 Um, sex is really fun. 888 00:56:34,092 --> 00:56:36,470 When you´re old enough, 889 00:56:36,511 --> 00:56:38,680 which none of you are. 890 00:56:38,722 --> 00:56:40,223 Trust me, I should know. 891 00:56:40,223 --> 00:56:43,477 ´Cause when you lose it to some guy named Junior-- 892 00:56:43,518 --> 00:56:45,061 with bad breath in the back of a van... 893 00:56:45,061 --> 00:56:47,355 at a Guns ´N´ Roses concert... 894 00:56:47,397 --> 00:56:49,399 you´ll wish you listened to your mother when she said, 895 00:56:49,441 --> 00:56:51,443 "Nobody´s gonna wanna buy the whole ice cream truck... 896 00:56:51,485 --> 00:56:54,488 when you´re handing out the popsicles for free." 897 00:56:56,198 --> 00:56:57,657 Ahh! 898 00:56:57,699 --> 00:56:58,700 Any questions? 899 00:57:03,246 --> 00:57:06,666 Oh, I know it´s hard... 900 00:57:07,709 --> 00:57:09,586 I mean difficult, difficult, 901 00:57:09,628 --> 00:57:11,922 but safe sex is really important. 902 00:57:11,963 --> 00:57:16,885 OK, so just imagine that the bananas... 903 00:57:16,927 --> 00:57:18,929 are the real thing. 904 00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:23,767 In a land called Every Man´s Fantasy. 905 00:57:23,809 --> 00:57:25,977 God, I can´t do this. 906 00:57:27,062 --> 00:57:30,732 That´s because we don´t have sex with bananas. 907 00:57:31,441 --> 00:57:33,068 OK, wait a second. 908 00:57:33,110 --> 00:57:34,820 Do you really think she hooked up with our Rob? 909 00:57:34,861 --> 00:57:36,279 I mean, they´re so different. 910 00:57:36,321 --> 00:57:38,740 Well, sometimes opposites attract. 911 00:57:38,782 --> 00:57:40,075 You know what, though? 912 00:57:40,909 --> 00:57:42,869 I feel like I´m really ready to do it. 913 00:57:42,911 --> 00:57:47,124 You know, like, have sex for the first time. 914 00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:52,504 It´s a big deal. -I know. 915 00:57:52,504 --> 00:57:54,131 Just make sure you´ve found the right person. 916 00:57:54,172 --> 00:57:56,675 You know, Adélie penguins, 917 00:57:56,716 --> 00:57:58,844 they spend their whole lives... 918 00:57:58,885 --> 00:58:00,595 looking for that one other penguin, 919 00:58:00,637 --> 00:58:03,223 and when they meet them, they know, 920 00:58:03,265 --> 00:58:05,976 and they spend the rest of their lives together. 921 00:58:06,017 --> 00:58:07,727 But I´m not a penguin. 922 00:58:07,769 --> 00:58:09,479 Oh, it´s an analogy. 923 00:58:12,649 --> 00:58:14,234 Excuse me. 924 00:58:14,276 --> 00:58:16,570 I have to go die now. 925 00:58:19,531 --> 00:58:21,283 Hey, kids, Cindy here. 926 00:58:21,324 --> 00:58:22,534 Bad news about the prom. 927 00:58:23,744 --> 00:58:25,454 East Glen East is gonna do Millennium, too. 928 00:58:25,537 --> 00:58:27,748 What?! 929 00:58:33,336 --> 00:58:35,964 Calm down. Calm down. 930 00:58:36,006 --> 00:58:37,758 Calm down! Sit! 931 00:58:40,552 --> 00:58:43,013 OK, let´s focus, all right? It´s--it´s prom theme. 932 00:58:43,054 --> 00:58:44,681 All we need is a new idea. 933 00:58:45,724 --> 00:58:48,018 Um, how about Under the Sea? 934 00:58:48,059 --> 00:58:49,519 Yeah, right. 935 00:58:49,561 --> 00:58:51,605 Oh, please. -Been done. 936 00:58:51,646 --> 00:58:52,689 How--how about the eighties? 937 00:58:54,566 --> 00:58:57,110 What do you think we are, amateurs? 938 00:59:00,572 --> 00:59:02,824 All right. All right. 939 00:59:02,866 --> 00:59:03,784 Josie. 940 00:59:05,827 --> 00:59:07,954 That´s not a theme. 941 00:59:07,996 --> 00:59:10,749 Thankyou. Uh, no... 942 00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,336 OK, Josie will have the answer. 943 00:59:25,222 --> 00:59:28,558 Uh, h-how--how--how about Meantfor Each Other: 944 00:59:28,558 --> 00:59:31,019 Famous Couples Throughout History. 945 00:59:35,857 --> 00:59:39,444 Absolutely. Absolutely! 946 00:59:39,486 --> 00:59:42,322 we love it. -That was so brilliant. 947 01:00:43,633 --> 01:00:44,968 Here, try these. 948 01:00:50,682 --> 01:00:53,101 Gus, listen, it is a great story. 949 01:00:53,143 --> 01:00:55,312 They keep the tags on... 950 01:00:55,312 --> 01:00:57,856 and then they return the clothes afterthey´ve worn them. 951 01:00:58,899 --> 01:00:59,983 Gus? 952 01:01:00,025 --> 01:01:01,234 Hi. 953 01:01:01,276 --> 01:01:02,235 Hi. -What´s up? 954 01:01:02,277 --> 01:01:04,404 I was just looking at this cardigan. 955 01:01:04,446 --> 01:01:06,948 Isn´t it cool? 956 01:01:14,206 --> 01:01:16,875 Oh, my God. Like, there goes another lemming. 957 01:01:36,978 --> 01:01:40,440 Good play! Good play! -Go, Rob! 958 01:01:40,482 --> 01:01:41,858 Go, sexy boys. 959 01:01:41,858 --> 01:01:44,319 You guys, victory dance. 960 01:01:44,361 --> 01:01:46,405 Kegger party tonight at my house. 961 01:01:46,446 --> 01:01:48,281 Yeah! 962 01:01:48,323 --> 01:01:50,659 Hey, that was a great play, Rob. Great play. 963 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:52,869 You know, you may be just what South Glen needs... 964 01:01:52,869 --> 01:01:54,287 to win state this year. 965 01:01:54,329 --> 01:01:56,456 Will I get to play in the championship game? 966 01:01:56,498 --> 01:01:58,834 Play in? You´re gonna start! Short stop, and listen, 967 01:01:58,834 --> 01:02:00,419 I don´twant to put extra pressure on you, 968 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:02,254 but there´s going to be some pro scouts out there looking. 969 01:02:02,295 --> 01:02:06,007 Thanks, Coach Romano. -You´re welcome. 970 01:02:06,049 --> 01:02:08,343 Just glad to be part of a team again. 971 01:02:11,555 --> 01:02:15,225 Josie, you´ve totally transitioned. 972 01:02:15,225 --> 01:02:16,852 Transitioned? 973 01:02:16,893 --> 01:02:18,145 Yeah, you crossed over... 974 01:02:18,186 --> 01:02:19,146 Into our group. 975 01:02:19,187 --> 01:02:20,897 It´s so hard to do. 976 01:02:20,897 --> 01:02:22,858 People try all through school to transition, 977 01:02:22,899 --> 01:02:23,859 and never make it. 978 01:02:23,900 --> 01:02:24,943 Wannabes. 979 01:02:28,739 --> 01:02:31,241 Guy is totally crunching on you. 980 01:02:38,373 --> 01:02:40,333 Do I want to be crunched? 981 01:02:41,209 --> 01:02:42,210 By Guy? 982 01:02:42,252 --> 01:02:44,671 Oh, yeah. -Oh, yeah. 983 01:02:55,015 --> 01:02:57,100 Hi. 984 01:02:57,100 --> 01:02:58,393 Splendiferous? 985 01:02:58,435 --> 01:03:00,228 Totally. 986 01:03:02,064 --> 01:03:03,565 I´m not going to her again. 987 01:03:03,607 --> 01:03:04,941 She calls it a pedicure? 988 01:03:09,863 --> 01:03:11,198 She wants me. 989 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,370 Bye. Out. Good night. Bye. 990 01:03:17,412 --> 01:03:21,291 Ms. Haskell is gone and forgotten. Next... 991 01:03:21,333 --> 01:03:24,127 sack races at the company picnic. 992 01:03:24,127 --> 01:03:25,128 Yes or no? 993 01:03:28,131 --> 01:03:29,466 Sorry I´m late. 994 01:03:29,508 --> 01:03:30,759 I love that top. 995 01:03:30,801 --> 01:03:32,260 Thank you. The horse shoes. 996 01:03:32,302 --> 01:03:33,553 It´s all about horse shoes. 997 01:03:33,637 --> 01:03:35,138 Excuse me? 998 01:03:35,138 --> 01:03:36,348 I´m trying to get to a tennis game. 999 01:03:36,389 --> 01:03:37,599 Could you please tell me, 1000 01:03:37,641 --> 01:03:39,643 what is the status of your story, Ms. Geller? 1001 01:03:39,684 --> 01:03:40,977 Oh, uh, great. 1002 01:03:40,977 --> 01:03:42,771 Totally rufus. 1003 01:03:42,813 --> 01:03:45,899 Is this something I possibly could see? 1004 01:03:47,317 --> 01:03:48,902 I--I have some notes. 1005 01:03:48,944 --> 01:03:53,281 I don´t need your notes. I need your story. 1006 01:03:53,323 --> 01:03:56,034 Though I must speak for all of us here, 1007 01:03:56,034 --> 01:03:59,830 I have seen your tapes. Compelling stuff. 1008 01:03:59,871 --> 01:04:03,125 But I want the story in two weeks. 1009 01:04:03,166 --> 01:04:04,584 Two weeks, Ms. Geller, 1010 01:04:04,626 --> 01:04:07,170 or I´ll "rufus" you right outta here. 1011 01:04:07,170 --> 01:04:09,172 I think you´re going to be a great reporter, 1012 01:04:09,214 --> 01:04:13,969 but if you aren´t, you and Gus are fired. 1013 01:04:15,804 --> 01:04:17,472 Next order of business. 1014 01:04:17,514 --> 01:04:20,308 Yes or no? 1015 01:04:50,046 --> 01:04:51,339 Hello, you guys. 1016 01:04:53,884 --> 01:04:56,887 Hi, guys. -I´m Rob´s prom date. 1017 01:04:56,887 --> 01:04:58,305 Really? -Yeah. 1018 01:04:58,346 --> 01:05:01,892 Oh, my God. Wow! 1019 01:05:01,933 --> 01:05:04,644 Yeah...yeah... 1020 01:05:04,686 --> 01:05:07,731 She´s 16 years old, Rob. -l know. And a gymnast. 1021 01:05:07,731 --> 01:05:10,442 Rob, it´s completely and totally illegal. 1022 01:05:10,484 --> 01:05:12,110 I´ll tell you why, for the following reasons-- 1023 01:05:15,155 --> 01:05:17,532 Hi. -Hi. 1024 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,618 Uh... 1025 01:05:19,659 --> 01:05:22,079 I gotta talk to you. 1026 01:05:22,079 --> 01:05:23,288 I need some air. 1027 01:05:23,330 --> 01:05:26,708 I´ll see you around the cellblock, Mrs. Robinson. 1028 01:05:31,463 --> 01:05:32,839 Hey, Rob? 1029 01:05:32,881 --> 01:05:34,674 What do you want to be when you grow up? 1030 01:05:34,716 --> 01:05:36,718 Ball player. 1031 01:05:36,760 --> 01:05:40,222 Yeah, I know, but, I mean, what if you don´t make it? 1032 01:05:40,263 --> 01:05:42,474 I mean, you don´t want to be working... 1033 01:05:42,516 --> 01:05:45,393 at the mail place for the rest of your life. 1034 01:05:45,393 --> 01:05:48,105 Uh, it´s OK for an after-school job, but... 1035 01:05:48,105 --> 01:05:51,525 "Hi, I´m Rob and I run the Tiki Post"? 1036 01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:54,945 Totally lame. 1037 01:06:00,742 --> 01:06:04,329 Is this like a lemon meringue pie color or something? 1038 01:06:04,371 --> 01:06:07,124 It´s--it´s, uh... 1039 01:06:07,124 --> 01:06:08,708 Oh, you know what? 1040 01:06:09,876 --> 01:06:11,420 Maybe we should go into another room. 1041 01:06:11,461 --> 01:06:14,214 Uh, I´ve checked each and every one of these rooms. 1042 01:06:14,256 --> 01:06:17,509 There´s, I mean, serious couples in there. 1043 01:06:17,551 --> 01:06:20,137 This is fine. This is fine. 1044 01:06:28,061 --> 01:06:32,023 Someone´s gettin´ hooked up. -Yeah, baby. 1045 01:06:39,072 --> 01:06:43,910 Wow. Rob´s sister is a loser. 1046 01:06:48,749 --> 01:06:52,169 Um, please come here. 1047 01:06:52,169 --> 01:06:54,296 I need to talk to you about something. 1048 01:06:58,049 --> 01:06:59,718 It´s a comfy bed. 1049 01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:00,927 OK. 1050 01:07:00,969 --> 01:07:03,638 Yeah, it´s nice. It´s nice. 1051 01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:06,391 Uh... 1052 01:07:07,851 --> 01:07:09,644 I know that you´ve probably already heard... 1053 01:07:09,686 --> 01:07:13,565 that I want to ask you to prom, but, uh... 1054 01:07:15,025 --> 01:07:17,861 there´s something different about it asking in person. 1055 01:07:19,863 --> 01:07:23,200 I know that we didn´t hit it off in the beginning. 1056 01:07:23,241 --> 01:07:25,452 And, uh, I--I really-- 1057 01:07:25,494 --> 01:07:26,495 Yes. 1058 01:07:28,872 --> 01:07:30,290 Yes. 1059 01:07:32,250 --> 01:07:34,211 It´s rufus. 1060 01:07:36,004 --> 01:07:37,589 Uh... 1061 01:07:37,631 --> 01:07:38,924 Where do I pick you up? 1062 01:07:38,924 --> 01:07:40,926 How do we arrange this? What do I do? 1063 01:07:40,967 --> 01:07:44,638 Uh, we can meet here at Rob´s, 1064 01:07:44,679 --> 01:07:48,350 and we can all share a limousine together. 1065 01:07:51,228 --> 01:07:53,105 Thank you. 1066 01:07:56,483 --> 01:07:58,944 H-h-have a good evening. 1067 01:07:58,944 --> 01:08:00,946 And--and thank you. 1068 01:08:12,457 --> 01:08:15,043 Hey, Josie. Hey, Rob. 1069 01:08:15,085 --> 01:08:16,670 Lookin´ good, guys. 1070 01:08:16,711 --> 01:08:19,673 Josie, Robster, rufus kegger. 1071 01:08:19,714 --> 01:08:21,758 You were wasted. 1072 01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:24,051 It´s so unbelievable. 1073 01:08:24,094 --> 01:08:26,095 I waited my whole life to fit in, 1074 01:08:26,138 --> 01:08:27,805 and I finally feel like I do. 1075 01:08:27,848 --> 01:08:29,099 You do. 1076 01:08:29,140 --> 01:08:31,560 Hey, Rob. Hi, Josie. 1077 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,770 Who did Archie date, Betty or Veronica? 1078 01:08:33,812 --> 01:08:36,314 Yeah, both. -See? 1079 01:08:36,314 --> 01:08:38,316 I always liked Betty better. 1080 01:08:38,358 --> 01:08:39,526 Really? 1081 01:08:39,568 --> 01:08:41,819 Betty was so fun and spunky. 1082 01:08:41,862 --> 01:08:44,072 I mean, Veronica had the great legs. 1083 01:08:44,113 --> 01:08:45,282 She was too moody. 1084 01:08:45,323 --> 01:08:46,825 Very high maintenance. 1085 01:08:46,867 --> 01:08:49,578 You can´t refuse to sell me a ticket to prom! 1086 01:08:50,287 --> 01:08:51,371 Listen, Alpo, 1087 01:08:51,412 --> 01:08:53,540 we can do whatever we want to. 1088 01:08:53,582 --> 01:08:56,167 Oh, I see. You can´t count change? 1089 01:08:56,209 --> 01:08:58,252 My God, I´ll like make it easy, OK? 1090 01:08:58,295 --> 01:08:59,796 Here´s the money. I´m taking the ticket. 1091 01:09:03,466 --> 01:09:04,593 Oh, my God! 1092 01:09:05,844 --> 01:09:06,970 She was mocking us. 1093 01:09:06,970 --> 01:09:08,345 Did you see that? 1094 01:09:08,388 --> 01:09:10,348 We got ta make her dog food. Seriously. 1095 01:09:10,390 --> 01:09:11,475 She is going down. 1096 01:09:19,107 --> 01:09:20,442 Oh, I almost forgot. 1097 01:09:20,484 --> 01:09:21,651 I got you a meeting with the admissions guy... 1098 01:09:21,693 --> 01:09:22,694 from Dartmouth. 1099 01:09:22,694 --> 01:09:24,696 Dartmouth? 1100 01:09:24,738 --> 01:09:26,865 But, um... 1101 01:09:26,865 --> 01:09:27,948 I wasn´t going to go to college. 1102 01:09:27,991 --> 01:09:29,367 No, no. I pulled some strings. 1103 01:09:29,408 --> 01:09:31,828 And I got them to look at your writing, 1104 01:09:31,828 --> 01:09:33,662 and, he agreed to meet with you. 1105 01:09:35,207 --> 01:09:37,250 You believe in me that much? 1106 01:09:37,292 --> 01:09:39,252 Of course I do, Josie. 1107 01:09:39,294 --> 01:09:41,546 You owe it to yourself, to your writing, 1108 01:09:41,587 --> 01:09:42,881 to go to college. 1109 01:09:42,923 --> 01:09:45,884 You are a great writer. 1110 01:09:45,884 --> 01:09:48,178 You just have to find your story. 1111 01:09:51,014 --> 01:09:52,974 He is your story. 1112 01:09:53,015 --> 01:09:55,644 You´re crazy. No. 1113 01:09:55,685 --> 01:09:56,686 No! 1114 01:09:56,895 --> 01:09:57,854 No. 1115 01:09:57,896 --> 01:09:58,855 What do you mean no? 1116 01:09:58,897 --> 01:10:02,109 He´s got it all-- sex, intrigue, 1117 01:10:02,150 --> 01:10:04,403 immorality in the education system. 1118 01:10:04,444 --> 01:10:05,737 He´s my teacher. 1119 01:10:05,779 --> 01:10:07,280 Yeah, that´s the best part. 1120 01:10:07,322 --> 01:10:10,158 "Student-teacher Relations: How Close is Too Close?" 1121 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:12,327 Josie, we´re gonna blow the lid off it. 1122 01:10:12,369 --> 01:10:13,870 There is no lid. 1123 01:10:13,912 --> 01:10:16,998 There´s nothing going on between Sa-- 1124 01:10:17,040 --> 01:10:19,584 Mr. Coulson and me. -Who are you kidding? 1125 01:10:19,584 --> 01:10:21,920 Everyone in this office is here every day, watching you two. 1126 01:10:21,962 --> 01:10:23,380 It´s like the goddamn Young and the Restless. 1127 01:10:23,422 --> 01:10:26,091 Rigfort is salivating over it. 1128 01:10:26,133 --> 01:10:27,634 You pitched this to Rigfort? 1129 01:10:27,676 --> 01:10:31,138 Josie, this isn´t a joke. 1130 01:10:31,179 --> 01:10:33,390 You heard Rigfort. Both our asses are on the line. 1131 01:10:33,432 --> 01:10:35,934 Now, this is the story. 1132 01:10:35,976 --> 01:10:37,561 Call me when you´ve got it. 1133 01:10:59,040 --> 01:11:01,001 Josie, you look so... 1134 01:11:01,042 --> 01:11:02,878 Rufus? 1135 01:11:02,919 --> 01:11:04,838 Yes, exactly. 1136 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:05,881 Major rufus. 1137 01:11:06,798 --> 01:11:08,258 What are you supposed to be? 1138 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,801 Duh. 1139 01:11:13,305 --> 01:11:15,015 Tom Cruise. Risky Business. 1140 01:11:17,225 --> 01:11:19,394 That´s nice. 1141 01:11:22,355 --> 01:11:25,650 Thank you for everything, Rob. 1142 01:11:25,692 --> 01:11:28,820 It´s all really happening, 1143 01:11:28,862 --> 01:11:30,363 and I know it´s because of you. 1144 01:11:37,996 --> 01:11:39,790 My wallet. 1145 01:11:41,041 --> 01:11:42,334 Where are you gonna put it? 1146 01:12:10,112 --> 01:12:11,238 Come on, beautiful. 1147 01:12:11,279 --> 01:12:12,739 Let´s go. 1148 01:12:26,420 --> 01:12:27,838 Hey, how you doing? 1149 01:12:27,879 --> 01:12:30,382 Hello! If you don´t hurry, 1150 01:12:30,424 --> 01:12:32,884 we´re gonna miss the whole thing. 1151 01:12:32,884 --> 01:12:34,302 Yeah, we´ll talk. 1152 01:12:40,392 --> 01:12:41,476 Oh, my God. 1153 01:12:41,518 --> 01:12:44,229 You totally ripped off my Malibu Barbie idea. 1154 01:12:44,271 --> 01:12:46,481 Uh-uh. I´m Disco Barbie. 1155 01:12:46,523 --> 01:12:48,066 And I´m Evening Gown Barbie. 1156 01:12:49,025 --> 01:12:50,026 Hey... 1157 01:12:50,026 --> 01:12:53,613 Josie darling, you look rufus. 1158 01:12:53,697 --> 01:12:55,198 Who are you guys? 1159 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:56,867 Wait, wait, wait. Don´t tell me. 1160 01:12:56,867 --> 01:12:57,868 You´re Medieval Barbie? 1161 01:12:57,868 --> 01:12:58,869 Get over it. 1162 01:12:58,869 --> 01:13:01,413 We´re Rosalind and Orlando. 1163 01:13:02,414 --> 01:13:04,207 Shakespeare? 1164 01:13:05,834 --> 01:13:07,753 Look, I get to have a sword. 1165 01:13:07,794 --> 01:13:12,048 Oh, my God! -That is so awesome! 1166 01:13:12,048 --> 01:13:15,594 It´s so big. I want a sword. 1167 01:13:18,138 --> 01:13:20,432 All right, look at this place. 1168 01:13:20,474 --> 01:13:21,475 Yeah. 1169 01:13:22,601 --> 01:13:25,353 Come on, let´s dance. I´m Tom Cruise. 1170 01:13:28,482 --> 01:13:30,358 Hi. How are you? 1171 01:13:34,362 --> 01:13:36,865 This is the most beautiful prom I´ve ever been to. 1172 01:13:36,907 --> 01:13:40,327 Work, work, work. Work it. Merk, Merk. 1173 01:13:43,914 --> 01:13:46,708 Thanks. 1174 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,251 I guess I know... 1175 01:13:48,251 --> 01:13:50,212 Kristin, what are you doing? 1176 01:13:50,253 --> 01:13:52,923 Practicing my surprise face for when they name prom court. 1177 01:13:52,964 --> 01:13:54,049 Ohh. 1178 01:13:55,383 --> 01:13:57,594 Oh, sorry. There´s no room at this table. 1179 01:13:58,553 --> 01:14:01,223 It´s just too bad for them. 1180 01:14:01,264 --> 01:14:03,225 Heh heh heh heh. 1181 01:14:03,266 --> 01:14:04,601 Oh, wait. I forgot. 1182 01:14:05,936 --> 01:14:07,771 A little surprise for ya. 1183 01:14:07,813 --> 01:14:09,064 Did I miss the crowning? 1184 01:14:09,106 --> 01:14:10,857 No, but I´m closing the pool in 5 minutes. 1185 01:14:10,899 --> 01:14:12,275 Josie´s odds are 3 to 1. 1186 01:14:12,317 --> 01:14:13,276 2 to 1 for the prom court. 1187 01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:15,695 Even money that that kid pokes himself with the sword... 1188 01:14:15,737 --> 01:14:16,696 by the end of the evening. 1189 01:14:20,617 --> 01:14:24,204 The time is now to start the show... 1190 01:14:26,915 --> 01:14:28,375 OK, maybe we should sit down. 1191 01:14:28,417 --> 01:14:29,376 OK. 1192 01:14:29,418 --> 01:14:30,377 OK. 1193 01:14:31,420 --> 01:14:32,379 Whoa. 1194 01:14:32,421 --> 01:14:33,380 No. 1195 01:14:33,422 --> 01:14:34,923 Are you having fun yet? 1196 01:14:34,965 --> 01:14:36,883 Uh, yeah. 1197 01:14:36,883 --> 01:14:38,135 Definitely. 1198 01:14:38,176 --> 01:14:40,011 Guess what. -What? 1199 01:14:40,053 --> 01:14:43,473 Gibby gave me champagne. -That´s nice. 1200 01:14:45,267 --> 01:14:46,810 Rob... 1201 01:14:46,852 --> 01:14:48,437 I´ve been thinking. 1202 01:14:49,438 --> 01:14:51,481 And I think... 1203 01:14:51,481 --> 01:14:53,316 I mean, I know... 1204 01:14:54,359 --> 01:14:55,986 You´re the one. 1205 01:14:56,987 --> 01:14:58,780 Oh. Heh heh. 1206 01:14:58,822 --> 01:15:00,782 My penguin. 1207 01:15:00,824 --> 01:15:03,160 I want you to be my first. 1208 01:15:04,161 --> 01:15:05,996 Once the floor stops spinning, -Oh, God. 1209 01:15:06,037 --> 01:15:07,622 Let´s have sex. 1210 01:15:07,664 --> 01:15:10,000 You´re gonna hurtyourself. Putthat down. 1211 01:15:13,420 --> 01:15:15,046 All right. Um... 1212 01:15:16,715 --> 01:15:18,759 Tell you what, Tracy. -What? 1213 01:15:20,469 --> 01:15:21,470 I´m flattered... 1214 01:15:22,512 --> 01:15:23,472 But, um... 1215 01:15:23,513 --> 01:15:26,725 I´d say I´m gonna go get some more punch, 1216 01:15:26,725 --> 01:15:30,020 and then we´ll go on the dance floor and boogie. 1217 01:15:30,062 --> 01:15:32,064 That´s good. 1218 01:15:32,147 --> 01:15:33,690 No. Oh... 1219 01:15:33,690 --> 01:15:36,151 Help. I´m stuck. 1220 01:15:36,193 --> 01:15:37,194 Brett. 1221 01:15:49,039 --> 01:15:52,542 You guys, what is the one thing that could ruin my senior prom? 1222 01:15:52,584 --> 01:15:54,711 Heh. That you would trip on your Barbie heels, 1223 01:15:54,711 --> 01:15:56,004 and I´d be named prom queen? 1224 01:15:58,882 --> 01:16:00,300 Did I just say that out loud? 1225 01:16:11,561 --> 01:16:14,481 So, who are you supposed to be other than freaks? 1226 01:16:14,523 --> 01:16:15,482 Yeah. 1227 01:16:15,524 --> 01:16:18,193 We´re DNA. Double helix. 1228 01:16:18,235 --> 01:16:19,945 Oh, but I guess you´d actually know that... 1229 01:16:19,986 --> 01:16:20,904 if you´d passed Bio. 1230 01:16:23,198 --> 01:16:23,657 No, no, no. 1231 01:16:23,698 --> 01:16:26,159 Don´t touch the hydrogen. It´s rented. 1232 01:16:26,201 --> 01:16:27,160 Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. 1233 01:16:27,202 --> 01:16:32,541 Give it upfor Mr. Coulson and Ms. Knox. 1234 01:16:33,542 --> 01:16:36,503 OK, OK. Enough. 1235 01:16:36,545 --> 01:16:39,256 Well, our 1999 prom court. 1236 01:16:39,297 --> 01:16:41,591 And the princesses are... 1237 01:16:43,176 --> 01:16:44,553 Miss Kristin Davis... 1238 01:16:47,222 --> 01:16:50,434 Miss Kirsten Liosis and Miss Gibby Zerefski. 1239 01:16:55,313 --> 01:16:57,482 And the princes are... 1240 01:16:57,524 --> 01:16:59,860 Mr. Thomas Salomme... 1241 01:17:02,112 --> 01:17:04,573 Mr. Jason Way... 1242 01:17:04,614 --> 01:17:06,616 And Mr. Rob... 1243 01:17:06,658 --> 01:17:07,951 Mr. Rob... 1244 01:17:08,994 --> 01:17:10,746 Mr. Rob! Yeah! 1245 01:17:10,787 --> 01:17:12,038 Mr. Rob! 1246 01:17:13,790 --> 01:17:14,791 That´s me! 1247 01:17:15,917 --> 01:17:18,003 Yeah! 1248 01:17:18,044 --> 01:17:19,421 All right! 1249 01:17:22,841 --> 01:17:27,053 Next up, South Glen´s prom king-- 1250 01:17:27,137 --> 01:17:29,055 Guy Perkins. 1251 01:17:36,396 --> 01:17:37,981 Very nice. 1252 01:17:37,981 --> 01:17:40,067 And this year´s prom queen-- 1253 01:17:41,902 --> 01:17:43,653 ladies and gentlemen... 1254 01:17:47,657 --> 01:17:49,117 Josie Geller. 1255 01:17:51,161 --> 01:17:53,163 Yeah! 1256 01:17:57,084 --> 01:17:59,002 Yeah! 1257 01:18:22,401 --> 01:18:24,361 I knew you could do it, girl. 1258 01:18:29,366 --> 01:18:30,784 Yeah! 1259 01:18:30,826 --> 01:18:32,661 And as is custom... 1260 01:18:32,702 --> 01:18:33,829 the king and the queen... 1261 01:18:33,870 --> 01:18:35,914 will now have their first dance. 1262 01:18:58,770 --> 01:19:01,440 I never made it to my prom. 1263 01:19:01,481 --> 01:19:02,482 Really? 1264 01:19:03,525 --> 01:19:05,444 I only made it to the parking lot. 1265 01:19:10,115 --> 01:19:12,784 Tell me what you´re thinking. 1266 01:19:12,784 --> 01:19:15,912 I was thinking about Shakespeare. 1267 01:19:15,954 --> 01:19:19,166 How he described a night like this. 1268 01:19:20,751 --> 01:19:23,253 "Look how the floor of heaven... 1269 01:19:23,295 --> 01:19:27,090 is thick inlaid with pateens of bright gold." 1270 01:19:28,425 --> 01:19:30,051 What are you thinking about? 1271 01:19:32,637 --> 01:19:34,056 My sword. 1272 01:19:35,891 --> 01:19:37,434 Oh. Heh heh. 1273 01:19:40,604 --> 01:19:42,898 Josie, you rock my world. 1274 01:19:42,939 --> 01:19:46,902 You´re like the most amazing girl that I´ve ever...dated. 1275 01:19:50,113 --> 01:19:53,408 You´re so fun to be with. You´re smart. You´re... 1276 01:19:53,450 --> 01:19:54,951 crazy. 1277 01:19:54,951 --> 01:19:55,994 You are... 1278 01:19:57,496 --> 01:19:59,206 You rock my world. 1279 01:19:59,247 --> 01:20:00,624 Heh. 1280 01:20:00,665 --> 01:20:04,753 You said that already. -Yeah. 1281 01:20:32,864 --> 01:20:34,991 Is this chocolate? OK. 1282 01:20:36,993 --> 01:20:39,204 Hey. -Hi. 1283 01:20:40,580 --> 01:20:43,667 Wow. Josie, you make a really beautiful prom queen. 1284 01:20:43,708 --> 01:20:45,377 Really? 1285 01:20:45,419 --> 01:20:47,712 Thanks. So do you. 1286 01:20:47,754 --> 01:20:50,424 Heh. You know, I always feel like kind of a goofball... 1287 01:20:50,507 --> 01:20:51,591 in these penguin suits, 1288 01:20:51,633 --> 01:20:53,385 like I´m at my own wedding or something. 1289 01:20:55,804 --> 01:20:58,640 Do you wanna-- do you wanna... 1290 01:21:02,227 --> 01:21:03,603 OK. 1291 01:21:05,522 --> 01:21:06,940 Hello. 1292 01:21:06,982 --> 01:21:09,735 Aldys, I figured since it´s prom, 1293 01:21:09,735 --> 01:21:12,529 let´s put all the shit behind us, 1294 01:21:12,529 --> 01:21:15,157 and I would love nothing more than to dance with you. 1295 01:21:20,454 --> 01:21:22,330 All right. 1296 01:21:22,372 --> 01:21:23,874 That´s, of course, 1297 01:21:23,915 --> 01:21:26,585 if it´s OK with the rest of the double helix. 1298 01:21:26,585 --> 01:21:28,920 Yes? OK? 1299 01:21:41,808 --> 01:21:46,229 Haven´t had a dream in a long time 1300 01:21:47,481 --> 01:21:49,941 See the life I´ve had to make... 1301 01:21:49,983 --> 01:21:51,443 You know what´s funny? 1302 01:21:51,485 --> 01:21:54,196 Proms always make me a little sad. 1303 01:21:54,237 --> 01:21:55,363 They´re so final. 1304 01:21:55,447 --> 01:21:56,740 You know, graduation, 1305 01:21:56,740 --> 01:21:58,909 everyone scattering, moving on. 1306 01:22:00,202 --> 01:22:02,329 Is your girlfriend here? 1307 01:22:03,663 --> 01:22:06,249 No, no. I´m alone. 1308 01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:11,171 Infact, we broke up last week. 1309 01:22:12,214 --> 01:22:13,173 Really? 1310 01:22:13,215 --> 01:22:15,550 That´s funny because, you know, 1311 01:22:15,592 --> 01:22:18,345 actually, prom comes from "promenade," 1312 01:22:18,386 --> 01:22:20,347 And you can´t promenade alone, can you? 1313 01:22:22,224 --> 01:22:24,101 You´re amazing, Josie Geller. 1314 01:22:44,788 --> 01:22:47,082 Oh, oh. Come here. -Come on. 1315 01:22:47,124 --> 01:22:48,375 Come on. 1316 01:22:54,297 --> 01:22:56,883 Have you thought about Dartmouth anymore? 1317 01:22:59,010 --> 01:23:00,554 Yes. 1318 01:23:02,889 --> 01:23:04,391 And, um... 1319 01:23:04,433 --> 01:23:06,727 There´s something that I want to tell you. 1320 01:23:11,148 --> 01:23:14,025 Tell him what?! 1321 01:23:14,067 --> 01:23:16,486 No, no, no, not now. Not now! 1322 01:23:19,656 --> 01:23:21,116 There´s... 1323 01:23:21,158 --> 01:23:23,577 There´s something I want to tell you, too. 1324 01:24:02,699 --> 01:24:03,658 No! 1325 01:24:03,700 --> 01:24:04,701 No! 1326 01:24:14,544 --> 01:24:16,004 I knew it. 1327 01:24:16,046 --> 01:24:17,631 You are a loser! 1328 01:24:17,672 --> 01:24:19,424 You ruined everything. 1329 01:24:19,424 --> 01:24:22,427 You so do not deserve to be prom queen! 1330 01:24:23,804 --> 01:24:25,472 Let me tell you something. 1331 01:24:25,514 --> 01:24:26,973 I don´t care... 1332 01:24:26,973 --> 01:24:29,935 about being your stupid prom queen. 1333 01:24:29,976 --> 01:24:32,437 I´m 25 years old! 1334 01:24:32,479 --> 01:24:33,772 I´m an undercover reporter... 1335 01:24:33,814 --> 01:24:35,524 for the Chicago Sun-Times. 1336 01:24:35,565 --> 01:24:38,819 And I have been beating my brains out... 1337 01:24:38,860 --> 01:24:41,446 trying to impress you people. 1338 01:24:41,488 --> 01:24:43,865 Let me tell you something, Gibby, 1339 01:24:43,907 --> 01:24:46,451 Kirsten, Kristin, 1340 01:24:46,493 --> 01:24:48,036 you will spend your lives... 1341 01:24:48,078 --> 01:24:50,247 trying to figure out how to keep others down... 1342 01:24:50,247 --> 01:24:53,083 because it makes you feel more important. 1343 01:24:53,125 --> 01:24:55,293 Why her? 1344 01:24:55,377 --> 01:24:57,295 Let me tell you something... 1345 01:24:57,337 --> 01:24:58,296 about this girl. 1346 01:24:58,338 --> 01:25:00,799 She is unbelievable. 1347 01:25:00,841 --> 01:25:03,593 I was new here, and she befriended me, 1348 01:25:03,677 --> 01:25:04,928 no questions asked. 1349 01:25:04,928 --> 01:25:07,806 But you, you were only my friend... 1350 01:25:07,848 --> 01:25:11,017 after my brother Rob... 1351 01:25:11,059 --> 01:25:12,519 posed as a student... 1352 01:25:12,561 --> 01:25:15,731 and told you to like me. 1353 01:25:15,772 --> 01:25:17,816 Robbie Rob? Ew. 1354 01:25:17,858 --> 01:25:19,359 All of you people-- 1355 01:25:19,401 --> 01:25:21,695 there is a big world out there, 1356 01:25:21,737 --> 01:25:23,613 bigger than prom, 1357 01:25:23,613 --> 01:25:25,240 bigger than high school, 1358 01:25:25,282 --> 01:25:29,995 and it won´t matter if you were the prom queen... 1359 01:25:30,036 --> 01:25:33,874 or the...the quarterback of the football team... 1360 01:25:33,915 --> 01:25:40,464 or...the biggest nerd in school. 1361 01:25:40,464 --> 01:25:42,299 Find out who you are... 1362 01:25:42,299 --> 01:25:45,927 and try not to be afraid of it. 1363 01:25:45,969 --> 01:25:48,638 E-excuse me. 1364 01:25:56,646 --> 01:25:58,482 Whoo! 1365 01:25:58,523 --> 01:26:01,359 Whoo! Yeah! 1366 01:26:01,401 --> 01:26:03,403 That was just like Carrie. 1367 01:26:03,445 --> 01:26:05,864 I thought she was gonna kill us all. 1368 01:26:07,574 --> 01:26:10,368 All right, you guys. Go Rams. 1369 01:26:10,410 --> 01:26:12,245 Well, all right. 1370 01:26:12,287 --> 01:26:14,539 Can somebody take the Alpo girls outside... 1371 01:26:14,581 --> 01:26:15,874 and hose ´em off? 1372 01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:19,711 South Glen class of 1999, 1373 01:26:19,753 --> 01:26:23,131 are you ready to party?! 1374 01:26:30,430 --> 01:26:33,350 Hello. We lost the feed. Gus is going nuts. 1375 01:26:33,350 --> 01:26:34,559 He´s calling every five minutes. 1376 01:26:34,601 --> 01:26:36,103 Did you get the story? 1377 01:26:36,144 --> 01:26:37,187 No. 1378 01:26:37,187 --> 01:26:39,815 Please tell me you got something on Coulson. 1379 01:26:39,856 --> 01:26:41,274 No. 1380 01:26:50,242 --> 01:26:52,452 I´m just gonna go. 1381 01:27:02,879 --> 01:27:04,423 So... 1382 01:27:04,464 --> 01:27:07,134 Surprise. 1383 01:27:07,134 --> 01:27:10,929 S-surprise, you were doing a story on me? 1384 01:27:10,971 --> 01:27:13,932 No, I couldn´t. I mean... 1385 01:27:13,974 --> 01:27:16,893 Surprise, I was hoping... 1386 01:27:16,893 --> 01:27:19,604 What? What, you were hoping what? What? 1387 01:27:19,646 --> 01:27:20,731 That--that I´d be happy? 1388 01:27:20,772 --> 01:27:23,734 Why? Because itturns out I was allowed to be attracted to you? 1389 01:27:23,817 --> 01:27:25,527 You were attracted to me? 1390 01:27:25,569 --> 01:27:28,447 God damn it, Josie, you set me upfor a story. 1391 01:27:28,488 --> 01:27:30,031 No, I--I-- 1392 01:27:30,073 --> 01:27:32,659 Just--just dropthe act. 1393 01:27:32,701 --> 01:27:33,952 OK? 1394 01:27:33,994 --> 01:27:36,705 I mean, every word out of your mouth... 1395 01:27:36,747 --> 01:27:38,165 has been a complete lie. 1396 01:27:39,458 --> 01:27:41,293 I don´t know you at all. 1397 01:27:41,334 --> 01:27:44,254 Look, if we could just spend some time together, 1398 01:27:44,254 --> 01:27:46,882 you could get to know me again. 1399 01:27:52,596 --> 01:27:54,598 Wait. Please don´t walk away. 1400 01:27:57,434 --> 01:27:59,978 I just can´t look at you the same way. 1401 01:28:18,038 --> 01:28:19,790 Rob. 1402 01:28:20,791 --> 01:28:22,334 Hey, Josie. 1403 01:28:22,375 --> 01:28:25,212 Came by to check on you. I was worried about you. 1404 01:28:25,253 --> 01:28:27,047 Really? 1405 01:28:27,089 --> 01:28:27,964 No. 1406 01:28:28,006 --> 01:28:29,925 Not really. 1407 01:28:30,926 --> 01:28:33,637 Not really, Josie. 1408 01:28:33,637 --> 01:28:35,764 How could you do this to me? 1409 01:28:35,806 --> 01:28:38,183 I helped you. I got you everything you wanted. 1410 01:28:38,225 --> 01:28:39,768 And how do you repay me? 1411 01:28:39,810 --> 01:28:41,269 You blow everything... 1412 01:28:41,311 --> 01:28:43,146 two days before the championship. 1413 01:28:43,188 --> 01:28:45,273 I wasn´t even thinking. 1414 01:28:45,357 --> 01:28:46,358 No, you weren´t. 1415 01:28:47,818 --> 01:28:51,029 Did it ever occur to you that the only time I´ve been happy... 1416 01:28:51,071 --> 01:28:53,573 in the past five years is when I´m playing ball, 1417 01:28:53,657 --> 01:28:55,158 when I´m part of a team? 1418 01:28:56,034 --> 01:28:58,412 Josie, it´s not even about playing. 1419 01:28:58,453 --> 01:29:00,330 I taught those guys things, 1420 01:29:00,330 --> 01:29:01,331 I helped them. 1421 01:29:01,331 --> 01:29:02,749 My life had meaning. 1422 01:29:02,791 --> 01:29:04,751 I... 1423 01:29:04,793 --> 01:29:07,337 Justforget about it. It´s over. 1424 01:29:07,337 --> 01:29:10,507 Back to the Tiki Post. Totally lame. 1425 01:29:11,550 --> 01:29:14,010 Josie Geller blows her cover. 1426 01:29:14,052 --> 01:29:15,929 And we were scooped. 1427 01:29:17,139 --> 01:29:18,640 We´ve got nothing. 1428 01:29:18,682 --> 01:29:21,101 Zippo. 1429 01:29:21,143 --> 01:29:25,188 Josie, you totally and completely screwed both of us. 1430 01:29:25,230 --> 01:29:29,359 Maybe--maybe I could talk to Rigfort, 1431 01:29:29,443 --> 01:29:31,445 tell him the whole story. 1432 01:29:31,528 --> 01:29:34,489 You know, I´ll tell you a story, OK? 1433 01:29:34,531 --> 01:29:37,534 It´s about this shy copy editor... 1434 01:29:37,576 --> 01:29:41,163 who makes a total mockery of herself and her boss... 1435 01:29:41,204 --> 01:29:43,248 when she completely botches... 1436 01:29:43,331 --> 01:29:45,792 her first assignment as a reporter. 1437 01:29:49,463 --> 01:29:52,549 We are not...screwed. 1438 01:29:52,591 --> 01:29:54,551 Yes, I made a mistake. 1439 01:29:54,551 --> 01:29:57,471 But we will have a story, OK? 1440 01:29:57,512 --> 01:30:01,933 You will have an amazing story. 1441 01:30:08,148 --> 01:30:09,274 Please. 1442 01:30:11,109 --> 01:30:13,403 Oh, please. Oh, please. 1443 01:30:26,416 --> 01:30:28,418 Excuse me, gentlemen. 1444 01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:32,214 I suggest you cover up what you don´t want seen. 1445 01:30:32,255 --> 01:30:34,091 Thank you. 1446 01:30:39,679 --> 01:30:41,765 Coach Romano? -Yeah. 1447 01:30:41,807 --> 01:30:43,975 I´m Josie Geller from the Chicago Sun-Times, 1448 01:30:44,059 --> 01:30:46,103 and I have a favor to ask you. 1449 01:30:46,144 --> 01:30:48,980 Do you know the sports guy--Jim Lankin? 1450 01:30:49,022 --> 01:30:50,399 Sure. Everybody knows Big Jim. 1451 01:30:50,440 --> 01:30:52,401 They try to get him to come out and watch all their games. Why? 1452 01:30:52,442 --> 01:30:54,611 Well, what if I told you... 1453 01:30:54,653 --> 01:30:56,947 that I can guarantee you that Big Jim... 1454 01:30:56,947 --> 01:30:58,573 and every other reporter in the area... 1455 01:30:58,698 --> 01:31:00,450 would cover your game? 1456 01:31:00,450 --> 01:31:03,453 Well, I´d say you could have whatever you wanted, young lady. 1457 01:31:05,956 --> 01:31:08,458 Someone once told me... 1458 01:31:08,542 --> 01:31:11,586 that to write well, you have to write what you know. 1459 01:31:11,628 --> 01:31:13,630 This is what I know-- 1460 01:31:13,713 --> 01:31:15,799 I´m 25 years old, 1461 01:31:15,882 --> 01:31:18,427 and I have never really kissed a guy. 1462 01:31:19,636 --> 01:31:22,639 A geek to the core, most of my childhood years were spent... 1463 01:31:22,681 --> 01:31:25,642 doing extra homework I requested from the teacher. 1464 01:31:26,685 --> 01:31:28,687 High school was more of the same. 1465 01:31:28,770 --> 01:31:30,313 Then, at 17, 1466 01:31:30,313 --> 01:31:33,191 it seemed as if my luck was aboutto change. 1467 01:31:33,233 --> 01:31:36,194 The cutest guy asked me to the senior prom, 1468 01:31:36,278 --> 01:31:39,531 but it turned out he invited me as a cruel joke, 1469 01:31:39,573 --> 01:31:41,742 and I have never fully recovered. 1470 01:31:41,825 --> 01:31:45,662 Yes, it is embarrassing to share this with the world, 1471 01:31:45,704 --> 01:31:47,581 but it would be hard to explain... 1472 01:31:47,622 --> 01:31:49,791 what I learned and how I learned it... 1473 01:31:49,875 --> 01:31:52,544 without sharing this humiliating history. 1474 01:31:54,337 --> 01:31:57,466 I received an assignment, my first as a reporter, 1475 01:31:57,507 --> 01:32:03,013 to go back to high school and find out about kids today. 1476 01:32:03,055 --> 01:32:05,682 What I ended up finding was myself... 1477 01:32:05,724 --> 01:32:08,643 and that high school hasn´t changed. 1478 01:32:09,644 --> 01:32:13,190 There´s still that one teacher who marches to her own drummer. 1479 01:32:14,316 --> 01:32:16,151 Those girls are still there, 1480 01:32:16,193 --> 01:32:18,779 the ones that, even as you grow up, 1481 01:32:18,862 --> 01:32:20,697 will remain the most beautiful girls... 1482 01:32:20,739 --> 01:32:22,491 you have ever seen close up. 1483 01:32:24,159 --> 01:32:25,911 The smart kids, 1484 01:32:25,952 --> 01:32:28,413 who everyone else knew as "the brains," 1485 01:32:28,497 --> 01:32:31,291 but I just knew them as my soul mates, 1486 01:32:31,333 --> 01:32:33,168 my teachers, 1487 01:32:33,210 --> 01:32:34,669 my friends. 1488 01:32:36,755 --> 01:32:39,216 And there´s still that one guy... 1489 01:32:39,216 --> 01:32:41,468 with his mysterious confidence... 1490 01:32:41,510 --> 01:32:43,804 who seems so perfect in every way. 1491 01:32:44,763 --> 01:32:48,683 The guy you get up and go to school for in the morning. 1492 01:32:48,683 --> 01:32:51,561 South Glen would not have been the same without him. 1493 01:32:51,603 --> 01:32:54,856 High school would not have been the same without him. 1494 01:32:56,233 --> 01:32:58,902 I would not have been the same without him. 1495 01:33:02,322 --> 01:33:04,449 I lived a lifetime of regret... 1496 01:33:04,533 --> 01:33:06,952 after my first high school experience. 1497 01:33:06,993 --> 01:33:10,997 And now, after my second, my regrets are down to one. 1498 01:33:12,040 --> 01:33:15,961 A certain teacher was hurt on my path to self-discovery, 1499 01:33:16,044 --> 01:33:19,673 and although this article may serve as a step, 1500 01:33:19,756 --> 01:33:22,634 it in no way makes up for what I did to him. 1501 01:33:23,301 --> 01:33:25,178 To this man... 1502 01:33:25,220 --> 01:33:26,805 You know who you are... 1503 01:33:28,265 --> 01:33:30,058 I am so sorry. 1504 01:33:31,351 --> 01:33:33,395 And I would like to add one more thing... 1505 01:33:34,521 --> 01:33:37,524 Movers! Hang on a second. 1506 01:33:37,607 --> 01:33:40,402 I think I am in love with you. 1507 01:33:40,444 --> 01:33:42,738 And so I propose this-- 1508 01:33:42,779 --> 01:33:45,657 as an ending to this article and perhaps a beginning... 1509 01:33:45,699 --> 01:33:47,659 to the next chapter of my life, 1510 01:33:47,743 --> 01:33:49,286 I, Josie Geller, 1511 01:33:49,327 --> 01:33:52,247 will be at the state championship baseball game, 1512 01:33:52,289 --> 01:33:54,332 where myfriends, the South Glen Rams, 1513 01:33:54,416 --> 01:33:55,917 are playing for the title. 1514 01:33:55,959 --> 01:33:58,086 I will stand on the pitcher´s mound 1515 01:33:58,128 --> 01:34:01,173 for five minutes prior to the first pitch. 1516 01:34:01,256 --> 01:34:04,301 If this man accepts my apology, 1517 01:34:04,342 --> 01:34:07,220 I ask him to come kiss me... 1518 01:34:07,262 --> 01:34:09,806 for my first real kiss. 1519 01:34:15,979 --> 01:34:17,773 Thank you all for coming. 1520 01:34:17,814 --> 01:34:19,524 Josie. 1521 01:34:19,566 --> 01:34:22,402 Oh, my God. There are so many people here. 1522 01:34:22,444 --> 01:34:24,029 It´s great, Josie. 1523 01:34:24,112 --> 01:34:25,489 They´re behind you. 1524 01:34:25,530 --> 01:34:26,615 They feel like they know you. 1525 01:34:26,656 --> 01:34:28,450 It´s romantic what you´re doing, 1526 01:34:28,492 --> 01:34:29,785 and they want to be a part of it. 1527 01:34:29,826 --> 01:34:32,454 Well, I´m glad that you guys are. 1528 01:34:36,458 --> 01:34:37,626 Oh, Anita. 1529 01:34:39,419 --> 01:34:41,338 Sweet Jesus, Geller. I had no idea... 1530 01:34:41,379 --> 01:34:43,215 there´d be this many TV crews here. 1531 01:34:43,256 --> 01:34:44,841 You have held up your end of this bargain. 1532 01:34:44,925 --> 01:34:46,593 I want you to get out there and get him. 1533 01:34:48,428 --> 01:34:50,180 Josie... 1534 01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,181 Josie... 1535 01:34:51,181 --> 01:34:52,349 Josie... 1536 01:34:52,432 --> 01:34:53,683 Josie... 1537 01:34:57,020 --> 01:34:59,106 Yay, Josie! 1538 01:35:11,993 --> 01:35:14,121 Josie! 1539 01:35:14,204 --> 01:35:15,664 We love you! 1540 01:35:16,873 --> 01:35:18,125 Thankyou. 1541 01:35:19,543 --> 01:35:23,338 Um, may I have five minutes on the clock, please? 1542 01:35:37,728 --> 01:35:39,396 Wieners. I got hotwieners. 1543 01:35:39,438 --> 01:35:41,314 Hiya, Mr. Rigfort. 1544 01:35:42,357 --> 01:35:43,525 Get in your own row! 1545 01:35:43,567 --> 01:35:45,736 Gotwieners here. 1546 01:35:45,777 --> 01:35:47,446 Thank you. 1547 01:35:50,490 --> 01:35:52,242 Have a wiener. 1548 01:35:52,284 --> 01:35:54,411 Ahh...I love this. 1549 01:35:54,453 --> 01:35:58,331 Sun-Times readers out here en masse, 1550 01:35:58,373 --> 01:36:02,210 relating personally to one of our reporters. 1551 01:36:02,252 --> 01:36:04,755 It´s amazing, isn´t it? 1552 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:38,682 That is so wrong. 1553 01:38:11,715 --> 01:38:12,716 Hey. 1554 01:38:46,416 --> 01:38:49,294 Well, it´s been building up inside of me 1555 01:38:49,294 --> 01:38:54,049 For, oh, I don´t know how long 1556 01:38:54,091 --> 01:38:57,052 I don´t know why, but I keep thinking 1557 01:38:57,094 --> 01:39:01,473 Something´s bound to go wrong 1558 01:39:01,515 --> 01:39:05,185 But she looks in my eyes 1559 01:39:05,268 --> 01:39:08,271 And makes me realize 1560 01:39:08,355 --> 01:39:09,773 And she says 1561 01:39:09,815 --> 01:39:10,774 Don´tworry, baby 1562 01:39:11,983 --> 01:39:12,818 Don´tworry, baby 1563 01:39:12,984 --> 01:39:15,404 Don´tworry, baby 1564 01:39:15,529 --> 01:39:17,489 Everything will turn out all right 1565 01:39:17,531 --> 01:39:19,449 Don´tworry, baby 1566 01:39:19,449 --> 01:39:21,368 Don´tworry, baby 1567 01:39:21,410 --> 01:39:22,369 Don´tworry, baby 1568 01:39:27,290 --> 01:39:28,500 Sorry I´m late. 1569 01:39:30,085 --> 01:39:33,004 It took meforever to get here. 1570 01:39:36,967 --> 01:39:39,136 I know what you mean. 1571 01:40:15,130 --> 01:40:16,923 All right. 1572 01:40:18,133 --> 01:40:19,092 That a girl. 1573 01:40:20,093 --> 01:40:21,553 All right, let´s play ball, kids! 1574 01:40:21,595 --> 01:40:22,554 Yeah. -Come on! 1575 01:43:29,574 --> 01:43:32,452 Monday mornin´ came too soon 1576 01:43:33,537 --> 01:43:38,083 I think about you now, layin´ in my room 1577 01:43:38,125 --> 01:43:42,754 Hearin´ everything you said 1578 01:43:42,754 --> 01:43:47,217 I play it back a hundred times in my head 1579 01:43:47,300 --> 01:43:51,263 But then I slip into a dream 1580 01:43:51,304 --> 01:43:55,434 Feeling inside, that´s 10 stories high 1581 01:43:55,517 --> 01:43:58,603 Never knew what love was 1582 01:43:58,687 --> 01:44:00,147 Until you loved me 1583 01:44:00,188 --> 01:44:03,150 Never knew what love was 1584 01:44:03,191 --> 01:44:04,526 Oh, yeah 1585 01:44:04,568 --> 01:44:08,405 ´Cause it feels so good sometimes 1586 01:44:08,405 --> 01:44:13,285 Don´tyou know that iffeels so bad sometimes 1587 01:44:13,326 --> 01:44:15,954 The way you love me, love me 1588 01:44:15,996 --> 01:44:20,500 La-la-la-love the way you love me, love me 1589 01:44:20,542 --> 01:44:26,923 Oh....yeah 1590 01:44:31,595 --> 01:44:36,183 Ooh, aaah 1591 01:44:36,224 --> 01:44:40,937 Yeah, yeah 1592 01:44:42,272 --> 01:44:46,610 You know that I wantyou 1593 01:44:46,610 --> 01:44:49,738 You know that I need you 1594 01:44:49,780 --> 01:44:52,824 Never knew what love was 1595 01:44:52,866 --> 01:44:54,409 Until you loved me 1596 01:44:54,451 --> 01:44:57,287 Never knew what love was 1597 01:44:57,370 --> 01:44:58,622 Ooh, yeah 1598 01:44:58,622 --> 01:45:02,584 ´Cause it feels so good sometimes 1599 01:45:02,626 --> 01:45:07,631 Don´tyou know it feels so bad sometimes 1600 01:45:07,631 --> 01:45:10,550 The way you love me, love me