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Lord Of The Rings Auditions

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    (Offscreen) Justin Bieber
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    [Clapperboard]
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    ♪ Oooooh yeah! ♪
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    (Offscreen) Justin, there's no singing
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    [inaudible] to be singing!
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    (Offscreen) Justin...
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    Can I be Gandalf?
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    Be on your guard. There are older
    and fouler things than Orcs
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    in deep places of the world.
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    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
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    These beards are itchy! ...Oopsie!
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    [Beep]
    (Offscreen) Ace Ventura
    [Clapperboard]
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    Quick, Mister Frodo! Hand me the ring!
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    Quick!
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    Thou shall not pass!
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    Mister Frodo!
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    My precious...
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    Quick! The ring!
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    Toss him into the volcano!
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    [Beep]
    (Offscreen) Leonardo DiCaprio
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    I'm a federal marshal
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    - [inaudible]
    - (Offscreen) Actually, you're not
    a federal marshal
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    (Offscreen) You're reading for Gandalf.
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    Oh, I thought I'm Gollum.
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    Orcs ... are coming ... for you ... Frodo
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    [Beep]
    [inaudible drunken noises]
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    [paper rustling]
    [inaudible drunken noise]
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    Thou shalt not pass!
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    [Beep]
    Yo, what's up, I'm the Lord... of the Rings
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    (Offscreen) Did you read the script?
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    I didn't know there was a script.
    I thought this was for a video game.
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    Is Knoxville in this too?
    Gary's so cool.
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    Lord of the Jackass!
    Jackass of the Rings!
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    [Beep]
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    Remind me what this movie is
    about again?
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    (Offscreen) You're returning a ring
    to a volcano
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    Wooooaaah!
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    Am I a wizard or something like that?
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    (Offscreen) You're playing the part of Sam
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    Sam, OK. Is Sam, what, a wizard too?
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    (Offscreen) Sam's a hobbit.
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    Oh, wooaah! What's a... that's awesome!
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    I really feel like I could actually be
    like the wizard guy.
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    Like, I was just a [inaudible]
    on this movie, so...
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    Thou shall not pass!
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    [Beep]
    This Friday anybody can pass by me
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    (Offscreen) Ben Affleck
    [Clapperboard]
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    I know you guys want to pass, but
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    you can't. 'Cause you guys pass
    through here. I'm sorry.
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    You want to go through here?
    I can't let you do that.
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    [Beep]
    [Clapping]
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    (Offscreen) Harry Potter
    [Clapperboard]
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    I'm a wizard, aren't I?
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    (Offscreen) Yeah, but not the same kind.
    There's no spells in this movie.
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    There's gonna be spells!
    Stupefy!
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    ♪ I can be your hero baby ♪
    ♪ [Forever?] ♪
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    (Offscreen) Do you have your lines?
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    [inaudible]
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    Aruman! Morador! Gandalf! Legolath!
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    [Beep]
    Oh, is this right, someone in this
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    movie's called Pippin?
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    Mister Frodo, I made a promise to you
    and I'm going to keep it.
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    Pippin?
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    How's it looking?
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    Evillest day in Mordor... Ooops1
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    I know...
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    [Belches] Ooooooh!
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    [Beep]
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    (Offscreen) This is an audition for
    Lord of the Rings, so...
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    [Mad Hatter laughs]
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    [Ace Ventura's bottom 'laughs']
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    This is my precious
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    What's this supposed to be for again?
Title:
Lord Of The Rings Auditions
Description:

Auditions for the 'Lord of the Rings' film.

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Video Language:
English
Team:
Captions Requested
Duration:
03:12

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