[Beep]
(Offscreen) Justin Bieber
[Clapperboard]
♪ Oooooh yeah! ♪
(Offscreen) Justin, there's no singing
[inaudible] to be singing!
(Offscreen) Justin...
Can I be Gandalf?
Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs
in deep places of the world.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
These beards are itchy! ...Oopsie!
[Beep] (Offscreen) Ace Ventura [Clapperboard]
Quick, Mister Frodo! Hand me the ring!
Quick!
Thou shall not pass!
Mister Frodo!
My precious...
Quick! The ring!
Toss him into the volcano!
[Beep] (Offscreen) Leonardo DiCaprio [Clapperboard]
I'm a federal marshal
- [inaudible] - (Offscreen) Actually, you're not a federal marshal
(Offscreen) You're reading for Gandalf.
Oh, I thought I'm Gollum.
Orcs ... are coming ... for you ... Frodo
[Beep] [inaudible drunken noises]
[paper rustling] [inaudible drunken noise]
Thou shalt not pass!
[Beep] Yo, what's up, I'm the Lord... of the Rings
(Offscreen) Did you read the script?
I didn't know there was a script. I thought this was for a video game.
Is Knoxville in this too? Gary's so cool.
Lord of the Jackass! Jackass of the Rings!
[Beep]
Remind me what this movie is about again?
(Offscreen) You're returning a ring to a volcano
Wooooaaah!
Am I a wizard or something like that?
(Offscreen) You're playing the part of Sam
Sam, OK. Is Sam, what, a wizard too?
(Offscreen) Sam's a hobbit.
Oh, wooaah! What's a... that's awesome!
I really feel like I could actually be like the wizard guy.
Like, I was just a [inaudible] on this movie, so...
Thou shall not pass!
[Beep] This Friday anybody can pass by me
[Beep] (Offscreen) Ben Affleck [Clapperboard]
I know you guys want to pass, but
you can't. 'Cause you guys pass through here. I'm sorry.
You want to go through here? I can't let you do that.
[Beep] [Clapping]
[Beep] (Offscreen) Harry Potter [Clapperboard]
I'm a wizard, aren't I?
(Offscreen) Yeah, but not the same kind. There's no spells in this movie.
There's gonna be spells! Stupefy!
♪ I can be your hero baby ♪ ♪ [Forever?] ♪
(Offscreen) Do you have your lines?
[inaudible]
Aruman! Morador! Gandalf! Legolath!
[Beep] Oh, is this right, someone in this
movie's called Pippin?
Mister Frodo, I made a promise to you and I'm going to keep it.
Pippin?
How's it looking?
Evillest day in Mordor... Ooops1
I know...
[Belches] Ooooooh!
[Beep]
(Offscreen) This is an audition for Lord of the Rings, so...
[Mad Hatter laughs]
[Ace Ventura's bottom 'laughs']
This is my precious
What's this supposed to be for again?