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(music)
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(Inhales)
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I LOVE nature
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(Music playing)
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Wow I had no idea
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you did so well for yourself.
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(chuckles)
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Yea well you might say that I'm
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full of surprises.
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(Giggles)
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Got any more for me?
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Shall we settle into bed?
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Yea
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Excuse me while I get comfortable.
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There's another if you'd like to join me.
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Okay, I'm not really comfortable with this.
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Uh, yea I understand that.
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Maybe we'll be more comfortable
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in my guest room.
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Come with me.
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Aw, here we are.
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How's this?
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(Dogs barking Jingle Bells, clocks ticking)
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Okay, I think I preferred the hot dog bed.
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Hmm, what?
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Aw yea bitches love the hot dog bed.
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I LOVE THE CITY!
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Four scientist from the future
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armed with the hunger for knowledge
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in a time machine in bark on a quest
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to find
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(Doorbell rings)
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(Circus music and kids yelling)
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Hey hey, hon, hon you having a good time?
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Yea, it's been fun.
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Oh me too, me too there's something
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about this kind of stuff that
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Oh man a sales tent!
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I love these things.
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You all need a new bath tub?
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Ooh maybe, tell me more!
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No, thank you. Come on.
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Your loss!
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How are you for car polish?
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We need lots!
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What?! No.
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See, this is why I don't like coming here.
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You get weird about buying stuff.
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Watch this.
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Who's ready for boot shavings?
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Ugh, they sell so much crap here.
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Let's go, seriously.
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(Grand music)
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Look at this folks.
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How come ketchup's so dang hard
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to get out the bottle?
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Yes! Yes it is! It's real hard!
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Huh! I bet he went to ketchup college.
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I didn't go to ketchup college for seven years
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to shake ketchup out of a bottle!
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Well no more! I decided I wasn't going to take
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it anymore.
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I ain't got time to be shaking no ketchup bottles
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I'd rather be shaking my booty.
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(music playing, crowd clapping)
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That's where the ketchup cowboy comes in.
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(Bell rings)
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(Crowd cheers)
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Okay folks, who's first in line?
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Me me me!
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I would have just used a squeezy bottle.
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I guess that's why he's up there
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and I'm down here.
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(Music playing, crowd cheering)
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Ugh, fine. As long as we get out of here.
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I'll take one!
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You got yourself a deal!
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Partner.
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(Machine noise)
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So, what do you think?
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Uh, it's there.
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Cool huh?
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Yea, I guess. Does this thing stop moving?
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Lets find out.
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(Rumbling machine noises)
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Nope.
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(Inhales)
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I LOVE nature!
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What the fuck was that?
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(Machine noises)
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Hey honey, I'm home.
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Guess whats for dinner?
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I, can't do hotdogs any more.
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Can we at least shake it up a little?
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Like mustard?
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(Exhales)
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(Machine noises)
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[Woman] Wait!
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Look.
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The mustard master.
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(Keyboard typing)
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Mustard master dot neeeeet.
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There's online shopping?!
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(Triumphant music plays)
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(Loud machine noise)
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Well isn't, isn't that great?
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Ugh, I'm gonna try and get some sleep.
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(Loud machine noise, glass breaking)
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(Machines stop)
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(Horror music, machine noise)
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Get up, something's happening.
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What the heck Ted? What the heck is happening?
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Whoooa!
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Oh my God this is crazy!
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Oh my God this is so cool.
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(Robot sounds)
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[Robot]: Freind
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(Loud crashes)
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That's a big Robort.
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Hotdog robot, wheres your home?
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(Robot sounds)
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[Woman]: Oh my God what the hell!!
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What the fuck Ted!
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Jesus man!
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Holy shit!
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[Woman]: Look at this fucking mess.
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Why did he have to go daddy? Why?
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His work here is done buddy.
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Is he ever gonna come back?
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He'll always come back when we need him son.
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He'll come back from his home in the stars.
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What happened?
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Why, why aren't they attacking earth?!
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It's happened, they've learned.
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They've learned, to love.
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When I say ketchup you say cowboy
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Ketchup
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Ketchup
