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(<i>music</i>)

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(<i>Inhales</i>)

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I LOVE nature

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(<i>Music playing</i>)

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Wow I had no idea

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you did so well for yourself.

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(<i>chuckles</i>)

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Yea well you might say that I'm

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full of surprises.

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(<i>Giggles</i>)

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Got any more for me?

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Shall we settle into bed?

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Yea

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Excuse me while I get comfortable.

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There's another if you'd like to join me.

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Okay, I'm not really comfortable with this.

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Uh, yea I understand that.

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Maybe we'll be more comfortable

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in my guest room.

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Come with me.

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Aw, here we are.

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How's this?

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(<i>Dogs barking Jingle Bells, clocks ticking</i>)

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Okay, I think I preferred the hot dog bed.

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Hmm, what?

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Aw yea bitches love the hot dog bed.

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I LOVE THE CITY!

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Four scientist from the future

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armed with the hunger for knowledge

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in a time machine in bark on a quest

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to find

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(<i>Doorbell rings</i>)

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(<i>Circus music and kids yelling</i>)

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Hey hey, hon, hon you having a good time?

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Yea, it's been fun.

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Oh me too, me too there's something

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about this kind of stuff that

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Oh man a sales tent!

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I love these things.

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You all need a new bath tub?

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Ooh maybe, tell me more!

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No, thank you. Come on.

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Your loss!

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How are you for car polish?

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We need lots!

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What?! No.

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See, this is why I don't like coming here.

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You get weird about buying stuff.

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Watch this.

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Who's ready for boot shavings?

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Ugh, they sell so much crap here.

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Let's go, seriously.

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(<i>Grand music</i>)

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Look at this folks.

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How come ketchup's so dang hard

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to get out the bottle?

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Yes! Yes it is! It's real hard!

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Huh! I bet he went to ketchup college.

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I didn't go to ketchup college for seven years

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to shake ketchup out of a bottle!

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Well no more! I decided I wasn't going to take

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it anymore.

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I ain't got time to be shaking no ketchup bottles

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I'd rather be shaking my booty.

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(<i>music playing, crowd clapping</i>)

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That's where the ketchup cowboy comes in.

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(<i>Bell rings</i>)

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(<i>Crowd cheers</i>)

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Okay folks, who's first in line?

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Me me me!

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I would have just used a squeezy bottle.

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I guess that's why he's up there

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and I'm down here.

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(<i>Music playing, crowd cheering</i>)

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Ugh, fine. As long as we get out of here.

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I'll take one!

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You got yourself a deal!

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Partner.

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(<i>Machine noise</i>)

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So, what do you think?

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Uh, it's there.

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Cool huh?

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Yea, I guess. Does this thing stop moving?

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Lets find out.

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(<i>Rumbling machine noises</i>)

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Nope.

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(<i>Inhales</i>)

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I LOVE nature!

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What the fuck was that?

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(<i>Machine noises</i>)

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Hey honey, I'm home.

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Guess whats for dinner?

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I, can't do hotdogs any more.

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Can we at least shake it up a little?

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Like mustard?

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(<i>Exhales</i>)

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(<i>Machine noises</i>)

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[Woman] Wait!

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Look.

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The mustard master.

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(<i>Keyboard typing</i>)

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Mustard master dot neeeeet.

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There's online shopping?!

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(<i>Triumphant music plays</i>)

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(<i>Loud machine noise</i>)

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Well isn't, isn't that great?

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Ugh, I'm gonna try and get some sleep.

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(<i>Loud machine noise, glass breaking</i>)

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(<i>Machines stop</i>)

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(<i>Horror music, machine noise</i>)

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Get up, something's happening.

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What the heck Ted? What the heck is happening?

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Whoooa!

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Oh my God this is crazy!

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Oh my God this is so cool.

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(<i>Robot sounds</i>)

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[Robot]: Freind

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(<i>Loud crashes</i>)

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That's a big Robort.

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Hotdog robot, wheres your home?

0:11:04.518,0:11:06.012
(<i>Robot sounds</i>)

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[Woman]: Oh my God what the hell!!

0:11:22.992,0:11:24.342
What the fuck Ted!

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Jesus man!

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Holy shit!

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[Woman]: Look at this fucking mess.

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Why did he have to go daddy? Why?

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His work here is done buddy.

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Is he ever gonna come back?

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He'll always come back when we need him son.

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He'll come back from his home in the stars.

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What happened?

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Why, why aren't they attacking earth?!

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It's happened, they've learned.

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They've learned, to love.

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When I say ketchup you say cowboy

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Ketchup

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Ketchup