Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
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0:00 - 0:01Hi, my name's Alex Farnham.
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0:01 - 0:03I'm 24 years old.
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0:03 - 0:04And this is my impression of Russell Brand
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0:04 - 0:06auditioning for Forest Gump.
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0:07 - 0:09Listen... Jenny... I'm sorry.
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0:10 - 0:11It's not working out, love.
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0:11 - 0:14But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan
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0:14 - 0:16How you getting around, then?
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0:16 - 0:19Right, so I'm not really all
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0:19 - 0:20in my brain box thing. Right?
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0:20 - 0:24What about if, instead, I had a box of chocolates,
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0:24 - 0:26I had a sack of nuts?
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0:26 - 0:27Life is like a sack of nuts.
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0:27 - 0:29This next impression is Ben Affleck
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0:30 - 0:32auditioning for the new movie
The Hunger Games. -
0:32 - 0:34I volunteer as tribute,
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0:34 - 0:37take my sister's name out of
your little hat, Ok? -
0:37 - 0:39My sister ain't going. I'm going.
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0:39 - 0:41There's nothing you can do about it.
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0:41 - 0:42Okay?
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0:43 - 0:46I don't care about these hungry games.
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0:46 - 0:47It's Hunger Games. That's...
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0:47 - 0:47Hunger Games?
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0:47 - 0:49Yeah. Hunger...
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0:50 - 0:52Put me in the hung... Hunger Games.
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0:52 - 0:53I just had a chicken.
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0:53 - 0:54[bleep]
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0:54 - 0:55This is a character I do.
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0:55 - 0:58His name is Greg and
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0:58 - 1:00Ah-ha, yo what's up YouTube?
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1:00 - 1:02[music] Uh-uh uh-uh.
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1:02 - 1:04How's it going?
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1:04 - 1:05I'm gonna talk about some stuff.
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1:05 - 1:07[music]
Hoo! -
1:07 - 1:09[singing] mmmmmm, yeahhhh.
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1:09 - 1:12[fingers clicking] First I am going to talk
about this kid: Justin Bieber. -
1:12 - 1:13Who does this little boy think he is?
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1:13 - 1:15Justin's phone number has leaked.
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1:15 - 1:17[intelligible]----- Justin Beiber,
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1:17 - 1:20I don't how it gets out.
It's yo number. -
1:20 - 1:21Justin, you are so silly, man.
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1:21 - 1:23And if you got a problem with that Justin,
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1:23 - 1:26I'll give you my phone number
and you can call me up. -
1:26 - 1:27Yo, what's up?
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1:27 - 1:29I got sockem boppahz son.
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1:29 - 1:32[music] I gotta pee, man.
So I'll talk to you guys later. -
1:32 - 1:35[sound of running water]
Justin Bieber. Kid's a joke. -
1:36 - 1:38[running water]
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1:39 - 1:40[gunshot]
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1:40 - 1:41Justin?
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1:41 - 1:42[crickets chirping]
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1:42 - 1:45[suspensful music] What cha doing tonight?
[door slams] -
1:45 - 1:46Hello?
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1:46 - 1:50Now, I know I heard something up
in this... house, maaan. -
1:50 - 1:54Like a door closing or something like that.
I heard a door closing. -
1:54 - 1:57Who's up in here?
[door slams] -
1:57 - 2:00[suspensful music increases]
My man... -
2:00 - 2:03I know you might have some
dance moves but ain't got no fighting moves -
2:03 - 2:04[gunshot]
Uuuhhhhh -
2:04 - 2:07This ticket is for me, right?
Pablo, the ticket is for me. -
2:07 - 2:10- Tssss.
- The ticket is for me? -
2:10 - 2:11He is no good.
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2:11 - 2:14Man, will you keep your mouth shut?!
He is a grown man. -
2:14 - 2:15Let him make his own decisions.
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2:15 - 2:18-I think he chose me, man.
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2:18 - 2:19I think we are actually done here.
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2:19 - 2:21- Me, me. We homies--
- Best friends. -
2:21 - 2:23- --since the seventh grade.
- Best friends ever. -
2:23 - 2:25- You know, let you cheat off my test--
- Sorry -
2:25 - 2:26- --in history, man.
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2:26 - 2:28You know, I just really think
they are good, man. -
2:28 - 2:33I have 'em for breakfast, man,
lunch and dinner. All the time. Mmm. -
2:33 - 2:35They are delicious, man.
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2:35 - 2:37This next character is Beck Jenkins.
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2:37 - 2:41He is an Australian who thinks
he knows everything. But he doesn't. -
2:41 - 2:42[music] Beck Jenkins!
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2:42 - 2:48Tip # 1 to get those girls.
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2:48 - 2:51Here are a few exercises
[whoop sound] that will keep you ripped. -
2:51 - 2:54Go down like - you are just-
like you are falling off a building -
2:54 - 2:56and you are about to hit the floor
and you are like "Oh, no!" -
2:56 - 2:58[inintelligible and pick it up. Whew.
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2:59 - 3:03Tip #2. Or dos,
if you don't speak English. -
3:03 - 3:07- Hey, there, you pretty little thing.
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3:07 - 3:11I like, uhm, the way your hair looks.
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3:11 - 3:14Today we are going to be
cooking up some tasty BBQ -
3:14 - 3:18or Barbacue as they say
in scientific terms. -
3:18 - 3:23There are different kinds of grills
and what sets most of them apart is -
3:23 - 3:27the way they produce their heat.
But enough about this silly old thing, -
3:27 - 3:33let's get to the food.
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3:35 - 3:36Let's go.
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3:36 - 3:40Give it up for Beck!
[unenthusiastic applause] -
3:40 - 3:42Thanks, guys!
[thump] -
3:42 - 3:43Glad to be here,
we are gonna have a lot of fun. -
3:43 - 3:46[thump] I forgot to wear my shoes today,
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3:46 - 3:48but I am not going to make
that mistake tomorrow. -
3:48 - 3:52[ball bouncing]
Dribble through the legs -
3:52 - 3:56You know, I tried out for the NBC myself,
just wasn't for me. -
3:56 - 4:01Hey, there you are.
She --you are pretty good. Here you go. -
4:01 - 4:05It's true, it's a -- [intelligible],
And I got that. -
4:06 - 4:10Thanks for checking me out.
Click here if you want to see a lot more -
4:10 - 4:13of my celebrities impersonations.
And here, if you want to see a lot more -
4:13 - 4:17of my original characters.
See ya.
- Title:
- Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
- Description:
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youtube.com.damitsgood808
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Captions Requested
- Duration:
- 04:37
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color |