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Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion

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    Hi, my name's Alex Farnham.
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    I'm 24 years old.
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    And this is my impression of Russell Brand
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    auditioning for Forest Gump.
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    Listen... Jenny... I'm sorry.
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    It's not working out, love.
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    But you ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan
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    How you getting around, then?
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    Right, so I'm not really all there
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    in my brain box thing. Right?
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    What about if, instead, I had a box of chocolates,
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    I had a sack of nuts?
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    Life is like a sack of nuts.
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    This next impression is Ben Affleck
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    auditioning for the new movie
    The Hunger Games.
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    I volunteer as tribute,
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    take my sister's name out of
    your little hat, Ok?
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    My sister ain't going. I'm going.
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    There's nothing you can do about it.
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    Okay?
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    I don't care about these hungry games.
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    It's Hunger Games. That's...
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    Hunger Games?
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    Yeah. Hunger...
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    Put me in the hung... Hunger Games.
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    I just had a chicken.
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    [bleep]
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    This is a character I do.
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    His name is Greg and
    check him out.
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    Ah-ha, yo what's up YouTube?
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    [music] Uh-uh uh-uh.
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    How's it going?
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    I'm gonna talk about some stuff.
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    [music]
    Hoo!
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    [singing] mmmmmm, yeahhhh.
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    [fingers clicking] First I am going to talk
    about this kid: Justin Bieber.
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    Who does this little boy think he is?
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    Justin's phone number has leaked.
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    [intelligible]----- Justin Beiber,
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    I don't how it gets out.
    It's yo number.
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    Justin, you are so silly, man.
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    And if you got a problem with that Justin,
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    I'll give you my phone number
    and you can call me up.
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    Yo, what's up?
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    I got sockem boppahz son.
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    [music] I gotta pee, man.
    So I'll talk to you guys later.
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    [sound of running water]
    Justin Bieber. Kid's a joke.
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    [running water]
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    [gunshot]
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    Justin?
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    [crickets chirping]
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    [suspensful music] What cha doing tonight?
    [door slams]
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    Hello?
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    Now, I know I heard something up
    in this... house, maaan.
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    Like a door closing or something like that.
    I heard a door closing.
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    Who's up in here?
    [door slams]
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    [suspensful music increases]
    My man...
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    I know you might have some
    dance moves but ain't got no fighting moves
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    [gunshot]
    Uuuhhhhh
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    This ticket is for me, right?
    Pablo, the ticket is for me.
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    - Tssss.
    - The ticket is for me?
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    He is no good.
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    Man, will you keep your mouth shut?!
    He is a grown man.
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    Let him make his own decisions.
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    -I think he chose me, man.
    - He will choose me
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    I think we are actually done here.
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    - Me, me. We homies--
    - Best friends.
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    - --since the seventh grade.
    - Best friends ever.
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    - You know, let you cheat off my test--
    - Sorry
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    - --in history, man.
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    You know, I just really think
    they are good, man.
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    I have 'em for breakfast, man,
    lunch and dinner. All the time. Mmm.
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    They are delicious, man.
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    This next character is Beck Jenkins.
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    He is an Australian who thinks
    he knows everything. But he doesn't.
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    [music] Beck Jenkins!
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    Tip # 1 to get those girls.
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    Here are a few exercises
    [whoop sound] that will keep you ripped.
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    Go down like - you are just-
    like you are falling off a building
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    and you are about to hit the floor
    and you are like "Oh, no!"
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    [inintelligible and pick it up. Whew.
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    Tip #2. Or dos,
    if you don't speak English.
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    - Hey, there, you pretty little thing.
    - Aha
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    I like, uhm, the way your hair looks.
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    Today we are going to be
    cooking up some tasty BBQ
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    or Barbacue as they say
    in scientific terms.
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    There are different kinds of grills
    and what sets most of them apart is
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    the way they produce their heat.
    But enough about this silly old thing,
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    let's get to the food.
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    Let's go.
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    Give it up for Beck!
    [unenthusiastic applause]
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    Thanks, guys!
    [thump]
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    Glad to be here,
    we are gonna have a lot of fun.
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    [thump] I forgot to wear my shoes today,

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    but I am not going to make
    that mistake tomorrow.
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    [ball bouncing]
    Dribble through the legs
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    You know, I tried out for the NBC myself,
    just wasn't for me.
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    Hey, there you are.
    She --you are pretty good. Here you go.
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    It's a -- got some skills,
    And I got that.
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    Thanks for checking me out.
    Click here if you want to see a lot more
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    of my celebrities impersonations.
    And here, if you want to see a lot more
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    of my original characters.
    See ya.
Title:
Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
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Video Language:
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Duration:
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