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Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion

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    Hi, my name is Alex Farnham.
    I'm 24 years old
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    and this is my impression of Russell Brand
    auditioning for Forrest Gump.
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    Listen... Jenny... I'm sorry.
    It's not working out, love.
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    But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan.
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    How you getting around, then?
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    Right, so I'm not really all there
    in my brain box thing, right?
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    What about if, instead, I had
    a box of chocolates- I had a sack of nuts?
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    Life is like a sack of nuts.
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    This next impression is Ben Affleck
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    auditioning for the new movie
    The Hunger Games.
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    I volunteer as tribute,
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    take my sister's name
    out of your little hat, Ok?
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    My sister ain't going. I'm going.
    There's nothing you can do about it.
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    Ok?
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    I don't care about these hungry games.
    [Voice] Hung-- It's Hunger Games--
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    [Ben] Hunger Games?
    [Voice] Yeah. HungER...
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    [Ben] Put me in the... Hunger Games.
    I just had a chicken.
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    [Bleep]
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    This is a character I do.
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    His name is Greg and check him out.
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    Ah-ha, yo what's up YouTube?
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    [Music] Uh-uh uh-uh.
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    How's it going?
    I'm gonna talk about some stuff.
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    [Music] Hoo!
    [Singing] mmmmmm, yeahhhh.
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    [Clicking] First, I am gonna talk
    about this kid: Justin Bieber.
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    Who does this little boy think he is?
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    Justin's phone number has leaked.
    [unintelligible] Justin Beiber
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    I don't how it gets out. It's yo number.
    Justin, you so silly, man.
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    And if you got a problem with that Justin,
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    I'll give you my phone number
    and you can call me up.
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    Yo, what's up?
    I got sockem boppahz, son.
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    [Music] I gotta pee, man.
    So I'll talk to you guys later.
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    [Running water]
    Justin Bieber. Kid's a joke.
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    [Running water]
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    [Gunshot]
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    Justin?
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    [Crickets chirping]
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    [Suspensful music] What cha doing tonight?
    [Door slams]
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    Hello?
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    Now, I know I heard something up
    in this... house, maaan.
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    A door closing or something like that.
    I heard a door closing.
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    Who's up in here?
    [Door slams]
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    [Suspensful music increases]
    My man...
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    You might have some dance moves
    but ain't got no fighting moves
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    [Gunshot]
    Uuuhhhhh
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    This ticket is for me, right?
    Pablo, the ticket is for me.
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    - Tssss.
    - The ticket is for me?
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    He is no good.
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    Man, will you keep your mouth shut?!
    He is a grown man.
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    Let him make his own decisions.
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    -I think he chose me, man.
    - He will choose me
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    I think we are actually done here.
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    - Me, me. We homies-
    - Best friends.
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    - -since the 7th grade.
    - Best friends ever.
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    - Let you cheat off my test-
    - Sorry
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    -in history, man.
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    You know, I just think
    they're good, man.
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    I have 'em for breakfast, man,
    lunch and dinner. All the time. Mmm.
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    They are delicious, man.
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    This next character is Beck Jenkins.
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    He is an Australian who thinks
    he knows everything. But he doesn't.
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    [Music] Beck Jenkins!
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    Tip # 1 to get those girls.
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    Here are a few exercises
    [Whoop] that will keep you ripped.
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    Go down like you are just--
    falling off a building
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    and you are about to hit the floor
    and you are like "Oh, no!"
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    [unintelligible] and pick it up. Whew.
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    Tip #2. Or dos,
    if you don't speak English.
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    -Oh! Hey, there, pretty little thing.
    -Aha.
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    I like, uhm, the way your hair looks.
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    Today we are going to be cooking up
    some tasty BBQ
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    or barbacue,
    as they say in scientific terms.
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    There are many different kinds of grills
    and what sets most of them apart
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    is the way they produce their heat.
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    But enough about this silly old thing,
    let's get to the food.
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    Let's go.
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    Give it up for Beck! [Scattered applause]
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    Thanks, guys! [Thump]
    Glad to be here, we're gonna have fun.
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    [Thump] I forgot to wear my shoes today,
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    but I am not going to make
    that mistake tomorrow.
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    [Ball bouncing]
    Double-- double through the legs
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    You know, I tried out for the NBA myself,
    just wasn't for me.
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    Hey, there you are. She --
    you are pretty good. Here you go.
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    It's true, it's a -- [unintelligible]
    got some skills, and I got that.
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    Thanks for checking me out.
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    Click here if you want to see
    more celebrities impersonations.
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    And here, if you want to see a lot more
    of my original characters. See ya.
Title:
Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
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Video Language:
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Duration:
04:37

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