Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
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0:00 - 0:02Hi, my name is Alex Farnham.
I'm 24 years old -
0:02 - 0:06and this is my impression of Russell Brand
auditioning for Forrest Gump. -
0:06 - 0:11Listen... Jenny... I'm sorry.
It's not working out, love. -
0:11 - 0:14But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan.
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0:14 - 0:16How you getting around, then?
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0:16 - 0:20Right, so I'm not really all there
in my brain box thing, right? -
0:20 - 0:26What about if, instead, I had
a box of chocolates- I had a sack of nuts? -
0:26 - 0:27Life is like a sack of nuts.
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0:27 - 0:29This next impression is Ben Affleck
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0:30 - 0:32auditioning for the new movie
The Hunger Games. -
0:32 - 0:34I volunteer as tribute,
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0:34 - 0:37take my sister's name
out of your little hat, Ok? -
0:37 - 0:41My sister ain't going. I'm going.
There's nothing you can do about it. -
0:41 - 0:42Ok?
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0:43 - 0:47I don't care about these hungry games.
[Voice] Hung-- It's Hunger Games-- -
0:47 - 0:50[Ben] Hunger Games?
[Voice] Yeah. HungER... -
0:51 - 0:53[Ben] Put me in the... Hunger Games.
I just had a chicken. -
0:53 - 0:54[Bleep]
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0:54 - 0:55This is a character I do.
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0:55 - 0:58His name is Greg and check him out.
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0:58 - 1:00Ah-ha, yo what's up YouTube?
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1:00 - 1:02[Music] Uh-uh uh-uh.
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1:02 - 1:05How's it going?
I'm gonna talk about some stuff. -
1:05 - 1:08[Music] Hoo!
[Singing] mmmmmm, yeahhhh. -
1:08 - 1:12[Clicking] First, I am gonna talk
about this kid: Justin Bieber. -
1:12 - 1:13Who does this little boy think he is?
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1:13 - 1:17Justin's phone number has leaked.
[unintelligible] Justin Beiber -
1:17 - 1:21I don't how it gets out. It's yo number.
Justin, you so silly, man. -
1:21 - 1:23And if you got a problem with that Justin,
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1:23 - 1:26I'll give you my phone number
and you can call me up. -
1:26 - 1:29Yo, what's up?
I got sockem boppahz, son. -
1:29 - 1:32[Music] I gotta pee, man.
So I'll talk to you guys later. -
1:32 - 1:35[Running water]
Justin Bieber. Kid's a joke. -
1:36 - 1:38[Running water]
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1:39 - 1:40[Gunshot]
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1:40 - 1:41Justin?
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1:41 - 1:42[Crickets chirping]
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1:42 - 1:45[Suspensful music] What cha doing tonight?
[Door slams] -
1:45 - 1:46Hello?
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1:46 - 1:50Now, I know I heard something up
in this... house, maaan. -
1:50 - 1:54A door closing or something like that.
I heard a door closing. -
1:54 - 1:57Who's up in here?
[Door slams] -
1:57 - 1:59[Suspensful music increases]
My man... -
1:59 - 2:03You might have some dance moves
but ain't got no fighting moves -
2:03 - 2:04[Gunshot]
Uuuhhhhh -
2:04 - 2:07This ticket is for me, right?
Pablo, the ticket is for me. -
2:07 - 2:10- Tssss.
- The ticket is for me? -
2:10 - 2:11He is no good.
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2:11 - 2:14Man, will you keep your mouth shut?!
He is a grown man. -
2:14 - 2:15Let him make his own decisions.
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2:15 - 2:18-I think he chose me, man.
- He will choose me -
2:18 - 2:19I think we are actually done here.
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2:19 - 2:21- Me, me. We homies-
- Best friends. -
2:21 - 2:23- -since the 7th grade.
- Best friends ever. -
2:23 - 2:25- Let you cheat off my test-
- Sorry -
2:25 - 2:26-in history, man.
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2:26 - 2:28You know, I just think
they're good, man. -
2:28 - 2:33I have 'em for breakfast, man,
lunch and dinner. All the time. Mmm. -
2:33 - 2:35They are delicious, man.
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2:35 - 2:37This next character is Beck Jenkins.
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2:37 - 2:41He is an Australian who thinks
he knows everything. But he doesn't. -
2:41 - 2:42[Music] Beck Jenkins!
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2:43 - 2:48Tip # 1 to get those girls.
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2:48 - 2:51Here are a few exercises
[Whoop] that will keep you ripped. -
2:51 - 2:54Go down like you are just--
falling off a building -
2:54 - 2:57and you are about to hit the floor
and you are like "Oh, no!" -
2:57 - 2:58[unintelligible] and pick it up. Whew.
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2:59 - 3:03Tip #2. Or dos,
if you don't speak English. -
3:03 - 3:07-Oh! Hey, there, pretty little thing.
-Aha. -
3:07 - 3:11I like, uhm, the way your hair looks.
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3:11 - 3:14Today we are going to be cooking up
some tasty BBQ -
3:14 - 3:18or barbacue,
as they say in scientific terms. -
3:18 - 3:23There are many different kinds of grills
and what sets most of them apart -
3:23 - 3:25is the way they produce their heat.
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3:25 - 3:31But enough about this silly old thing,
let's get to the food. -
3:35 - 3:36Let's go.
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3:36 - 3:40Give it up for Beck! [Scattered applause]
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3:40 - 3:44Thanks, guys! [Thump]
Glad to be here, we're gonna have fun. -
3:44 - 3:46[Thump] I forgot to wear my shoes today,
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3:46 - 3:48but I am not going to make
that mistake tomorrow. -
3:48 - 3:52[Ball bouncing]
Double-- double through the legs -
3:52 - 3:56You know, I tried out for the NBA myself,
just wasn't for me. -
3:56 - 4:01Hey, there you are. She --
you are pretty good. Here you go. -
4:01 - 4:07It's true, it's a -- [unintelligible]
got some skills, and I got that. -
4:07 - 4:08Thanks for checking me out.
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4:08 - 4:11Click here if you want to see
more celebrities impersonations. -
4:11 - 4:16And here, if you want to see a lot more
of my original characters. See ya.
- Title:
- Alex Farnham - InLiving Color audtion
- Description:
-
youtube.com.damitsgood808
- Video Language:
- English
- Team:
- Captions Requested
- Duration:
- 04:37
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color | ||
Paola Benedetti edited English subtitles for Alex Farnham - Audiciones para InLiving Color |