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Hello.
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My name's Ethel, and I'm here to talk to
you today
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about a very special, very funny comedian
named Jim Gaffin.
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Now, let me stop you right there, mom.
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It's Jim Gaffigan... 'kay.
What?
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Jim Gaffigan. Alright?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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You're mispronouncing it.
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-Let's just take it from the top.
-Just a little a nervous.
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Well, don't worry.
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Don't worry 'bout it,
let's just take it from the top, kay?
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Gaffigan.
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Gaffigan.
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- Gaffigan.
- Okay, Gaffigan.
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Take it from the top.
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- Gaffigan.
- Okay
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go for "Gaffigan."
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Take two!
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Hello, my name's Ethel, and today I'm here
to talk-
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(coffee cup bangs on floor)
Ooh, I'm sorry honey.
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Okay, ma, you can't, you can't look at me and say that okay?
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I'm sorry, I spilt the tea everywhere.
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Just don't worry 'bout it.
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-Tsk. Shoot.
-It's okay.
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Just don't.
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-Shoot.
-Just gotta keep it going right all the way through. Smooth like butter kay?
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-Okay.
-Can you do that? No giggles alright?
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I'll just do it without the tea.
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Hello. My name is Ethel and today I'm here to talk to you
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about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan
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and his new album "Burger King."
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Alright. Ma, it's not "Burger King." It's "King Baby."
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-King Baby?
-Who names their album Burger King?
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Honey, how can a baby be a king?
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Ma, it's just the name of the album.
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They're just born. They can't be a king right away.
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It's not the end of the world.
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-It's not written down from a history book okay?
-Could be a baby prince.
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Baby prince? What are you talking about right now?
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Tell me the joke about the bacon.
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Okay ma, you wanna hear the joke about the bacon, you gotta go to the show.
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You gotta go to the show to hear the joke about the bacon.
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No just tell it to me really quick.
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I'm not gonna tell you the joke about the bacon.
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He's funny.
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You know everybody wants to hear the joke about the bacon.
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-Okay.
-Okay? You have to go to his show alright?
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I'm sorry.
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Two, three. Hello.
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What happened to the music? What happened to the music?
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Okay you ready now?
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-Can we cue it again?
-Okay fine.
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-I'm sorry honey.
-Cue the music.
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I'm sorry. I was just thinking about that bacon joke again.
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I'm running out of battery okay?
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-I'm running out of battery Ma.
-But it's so funny!
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He's so funny.
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I'm running out of battery here.
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-Okay I'm sorry honey.
-Let's do this.
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Hello. My name's Ethel.
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And today I'm here to talk to you about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan.
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He does this bacon joke.
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And it's just hilarious.
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-Mom!
-I'm sorry honey.