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Hello.

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My name's Ethel, and I'm here to talk to
you today

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about a very special, very funny comedian
named Jim Gaffin.

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Now, let me stop you right there, mom.

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It's Jim Gaffigan... 'kay.
What?

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Jim Gaffigan. Alright?

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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

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You're mispronouncing it.

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-Let's just take it from the top.
-Just a little a nervous.

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Well, don't worry.

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Don't worry 'bout it,
let's just take it from the top, kay?

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Gaffigan.

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Gaffigan.

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- Gaffigan.
- Okay, Gaffigan.

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Take it from the top.

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- Gaffigan.
- Okay

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go for "Gaffigan."

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Take two!

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Hello, my name's Ethel, and today I'm here
to talk-

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(coffee cup bangs on floor)
Ooh, I'm sorry honey.

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Okay, ma, you can't, you can't look at me and say that okay?

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I'm sorry, I spilt the tea everywhere.

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Just don't worry 'bout it.

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-Tsk. Shoot.
-It's okay.

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Just don't.

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-Shoot.
-Just gotta keep it going right all the way through. Smooth like butter kay?

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-Okay.
-Can you do that? No giggles alright?

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I'll just do it without the tea.

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Hello. My name is Ethel and today I'm here to talk to you

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about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan

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and his new album "Burger King."

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Alright. Ma, it's not "Burger King." It's "King Baby."

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-King Baby?
-Who names their album Burger King?

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Honey, how can a baby be a king?

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Ma, it's just the name of the album.

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They're just born. They can't be a king right away.

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It's not the end of the world.

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-It's not written down from a history book okay?
-Could be a baby prince.

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Baby prince? What are you talking about right now?

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Tell me the joke about the bacon.

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Okay ma, you wanna hear the joke about the bacon, you gotta go to the show.

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You gotta go to the show to hear the joke about the bacon.

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No just tell it to me really quick.

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I'm not gonna tell you the joke about the bacon.

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He's funny.

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You know everybody wants to hear the joke about the bacon.

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-Okay.
-Okay? You have to go to his show alright?

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I'm sorry.

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Two, three. Hello.

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What happened to the music? What happened to the music?

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Okay you ready now?

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-Can we cue it again?
-Okay fine.

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-I'm sorry honey.
-Cue the music.

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I'm sorry. I was just thinking about that bacon joke again.

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I'm running out of battery okay?

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-I'm running out of battery Ma.
-But it's so funny!

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He's so funny.

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I'm running out of battery here.

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-Okay I'm sorry honey.
-Let's do this.

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Hello. My name's Ethel.

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And today I'm here to talk to you about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan.

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He does this bacon joke.

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And it's just hilarious.

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-Mom!
-I'm sorry honey.