Jim Gaffigan in Hawaii

Hello.

My name's Ethel, and I'm here to talk to
you today

about a very special, very funny comedian
named Jim Gaffin.

Now, let me stop you right there, mom.

It's Jim Gaffigan... 'kay.
What?

Jim Gaffigan. Alright?

Oh, I'm sorry, honey.

You're mispronouncing it.

-Let's just take it from the top.
-Just a little a nervous.

Well, don't worry.

Don't worry 'bout it,
let's just take it from the top, kay?

Gaffigan.

Gaffigan.

- Gaffigan.
- Okay, Gaffigan.

Take it from the top.

- Gaffigan.
- Okay

go for "Gaffigan."

Take two!

Hello, my name's Ethel, and today I'm here
to talk-

(coffee cup bangs on floor)
Ooh, I'm sorry honey.

Okay, ma, you can't, you can't look at me and say that okay?

I'm sorry, I spilt the tea everywhere.

Just don't worry 'bout it.

-Tsk. Shoot.
-It's okay.

Just don't.

-Shoot.
-Just gotta keep it going right all the way through. Smooth like butter kay?

-Okay.
-Can you do that? No giggles alright?

I'll just do it without the tea.

Hello. My name is Ethel and today I'm here to talk to you

about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan

and his new album "Burger King."

Alright. Ma, it's not "Burger King." It's "King Baby."

-King Baby?
-Who names their album Burger King?

Honey, how can a baby be a king?

Ma, it's just the name of the album.

They're just born. They can't be a king right away.

It's not the end of the world.

-It's not written down from a history book okay?
-Could be a baby prince.

Baby prince? What are you talking about right now?

Tell me the joke about the bacon.

Okay ma, you wanna hear the joke about the bacon, you gotta go to the show.

You gotta go to the show to hear the joke about the bacon.

No just tell it to me really quick.

I'm not gonna tell you the joke about the bacon.

He's funny.

You know everybody wants to hear the joke about the bacon.

-Okay.
-Okay? You have to go to his show alright?

I'm sorry.

Two, three. Hello.

What happened to the music? What happened to the music?

Okay you ready now?

-Can we cue it again?
-Okay fine.

-I'm sorry honey.
-Cue the music.

I'm sorry. I was just thinking about that bacon joke again.

I'm running out of battery okay?

-I'm running out of battery Ma.
-But it's so funny!

He's so funny.

I'm running out of battery here.

-Okay I'm sorry honey.
-Let's do this.

Hello. My name's Ethel.

And today I'm here to talk to you about a very special, very funny comedian named Jim Gaffigan.

He does this bacon joke.

And it's just hilarious.

-Mom!
-I'm sorry honey.