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JURASSIC POKEMON

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    (dinosaur roars)
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    (Ian) SHUT UP!
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    Welcome to my island.
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    One deranged millionaire professor...
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    You're both experts in ancient Pokemon fossils,
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    so I think you're gonna find
    this place verrrry interesting!
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    Two idiot scientists...
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    I've managed to extract the DNA
    from this preserved Pokemon.
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    The Pokemon became preserved in amber! Brilliant!
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    What? No! It just fell in my Jell-O!
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    (slurps)
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    And I guess Jell-O is in this movie too?
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    What kind of eggs are these?
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    They're Pokemon.
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    -Real Pokemon?!
    -Look!
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    It's so...beautiful!
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    Welcome to Jurassic Pokemon Park!
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    Nothing could go wrong...
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    You're breeding a charizard?!
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    That's insane!
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    No, actually we crossbred
    a charizard with a pikachu.
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    I call it Pikachard!
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    -Is it dangerous?
    -Nah.
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    (pikachard shrieks)
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    Uh...that's just hot sauce.
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    Maybe we shouldn't be
    messing with Mother Nature.
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    This could really come back
    to bite us in the ass.
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    Wow, it's almost like you're
    foreshadowing the events
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    that are gonna happen so, later,
    when all the pokemon break loose,
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    we can be like, "Huh. I guess
    we should've listened to
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    that smart woman and not
    messed with Mother Nature."
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    Bros, chill out! Nothing bad is gonna happen.
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    Unless, of course, the power were to go out
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    from some catastrophic storm,
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    but...that would never happen (laughs).
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    Or could it?
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    The power to the entire park is out.
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    Even my tanning salon?! NOOOOOOO!
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    Oh shizzzle...
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    (booming, thudding noises)
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    What the hell was that?!
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    Sorry. Jell-O gives me gas!
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    (booming noise)
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    Oh, heh. That one was me.
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    (booming noise)
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    Oh! Okay, that one definitely wasn't me.
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    (pokemon roars)
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    (together) AAAAAAAAAH!
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    Starring a token black guy...
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    Most of us probably ain't gonna make it.
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    Especially me cause I'm the black guy.
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    A stereotypical Australian hunter
    guy with no peripheral vision...
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    -Karp!
    -Clever girl!
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    -(hunter screams)
    -Karp! Karp!
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    A woman who can't tell the difference
    between real and fake hands...
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    (gasps) Oh, thank god you're here stereotypical
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    Australian hunter guy! AAAAAAAH!
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    (continues shrieking)
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    AH! Seriously?!
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    And an annoying boy in a stupid hat
    who screams like a high-pitched girl...
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    -(Ian shrieks like girl)
    -Oh, shut up!
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    -Nice one!
    -(both laugh)
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    And don't forget all that [bleep]ing Jello-!
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    Are you sure we're safe in here?
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    Yes, unless they figure out how to open doors.
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    (doorbell rings continuously)
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    -I'll get it!
    -No! No, no, nooooo!
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    -(doorbell rings)
    -Who is it?
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    (man screams)
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    (all scream)
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    Wait! There's no way the token
    black guy died already, right?
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    Okay, nevermind.
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    (pikachard shrieks)
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    -(girl shrieks)
    -Shut up!
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    (still shrieking)
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    God! Who put these annoying
    ass kids in this movie?!
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    There's no way they can stop them.
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    There's only one way we can stop them.
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    Oh, I guess I'm wrong...
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    We've gotta...catch 'em all!
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    This fall...
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    pray to God...
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    that you can catch 'em all.
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    Huh?!
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    (growls)
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    Aw, sh*t!
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    Jurassic Pokepark
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    Yup, Hollywood's not even trying anymore.
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    -Hello, fellow Pokemon trainers!
    -Jelllooo!
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    To see deleted scenes from this video--
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    I've had it with these mother
    f*cking severed hands
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    on my mother f*cking shoulders!
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    And bloopers--
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    What if up were down and we were just
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    stuck to the ceiling right now?
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    What if cats were dogs
    and farts were brains?
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    -Click the video on the right!
    -What about the Jell-O?
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    Shut up with the Jell-O already!
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    Anyway, to see our Pokemon in Real Life series,
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    click the other video on the right.
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    And click the subscribe
    button if you're not an idiot!
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    -Oh, no! Too much Jell-O! (retches)
    -Aw, man!
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    These were my shamelessly-tell-people-
    to-click-things-on-the-screen shoes!
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    I'm sorry I caused all this.
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    I guess I should've never
    messed with Mother Nature!
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    -(vomits)
    -Aw, dammit!
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    These were my give-a-
    heartfelt-speech-about-learning-
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    my-lesson-at-the-end-of-the-movie shoes!
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Title:
JURASSIC POKEMON
Description:

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A deranged millionaire professor decides to bring Pokémon to life in Jurassic Pokémon Park. What could go wrong? Oh, that's right, everything.

Cast:
Anthony Padilla as Dr. Grant / Aussie Hunter
Ian Hecox as Professor Oak / Billy
Tara Jayne as Dr. Sattler | Dwight Taylor as the I.T. Guy
Lindsey Hoopes as Lex | Patrick Egan as Pikachar
Lee Eisenhower as Magikarp | Jon Hooker as Mankey

Written by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Finnerty
Produced & Directed by: Anthony Padilla, Ian Hecox, & Ryan Todd
Edited by: Anthony Padilla & Michael Barryte
Post Supervision by: Ian Hecox & Ryan Finnerty

AD: Jon Hooker | DP: John Alexander Jimenez
Asst. Camera: Ian Webb | Sound Mixer: Ivan Harder
Gaffer: Kerry Sweeney | Grip: Lee Eisenhower
Production Design: Patrick Egan | Makeup: Paula Barkley
Wardrobe: Felicia Cowley | Asst. Editor: Shawna Smith
Color: Pretty Moving Pictures | BTS: Phil Mohr

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Video Language:
English
Duration:
04:57
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for JURASSIC POKEMON
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for JURASSIC POKEMON
Sara Huang edited English subtitles for JURASSIC POKEMON

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