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Conversations With Dad That Only Happen In A Car

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    ^- [Dad] Get the list?
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    ^- [Son] Yup.
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    - [Dad] You know how your mother gets.
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    Last time I got the wrong kind of milk,
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    I was in the dog house for days.
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    You know what the dog house is, don't you?
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    - Yeah.
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    - Your mother withholds.
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    - Ugh!
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    ^- [Dad] I'm glad to see that you're dating again.
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    - Yeah, it's been alright.
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    - Yeah?
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    Good, I, uh
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    hope she's nice to you,
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    if you know what I mean.
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    - Yes.
    (dad laughs)
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    (under breath) Dad, screw you.
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    ^- [Dad] You know, uh, your mother wasn't my first.
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    - Dad!
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    Oh, Brandon would you lighten up?
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    I meant first girlfriend.
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    Of course, she wasn't my first trip to town either.
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    -And the first--
    -Please, don't give me any names.
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    - [Dad] Would you pay attention to me please?
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    - Yes, I've been listening.
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    - I don't think you have.
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    I'll tell you something--
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    - Finger exam prostate, don't just
    settle for the blood thing. Got it.
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    - Well, I'm gonna tell you something.
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    Prostate cancer runs in our family--
    -I know it does.
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    -It's something we need to be aware of!
    -I'm very aware of it.
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    - Okay. Well, just make sure
    you get the finger exam too.
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    Stop saying finger exam.
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    You want the complete exam!
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    Boy, they've had everything in that store.
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    Nothing seems to make it.
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    That was a hair salon for a while.
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    -Oh really?
    -Uh-huh.
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    It went under cause the girl in there cutting hair
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    was selling pot out of the back room!
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    -Really?
    -Yeah.
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    -You smoke pot?
    -(son) What? No!
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    -Watch out for this lady!
    -Okay!
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    Yeah, toots! You! Pick it up, okay?
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    You see cars coming, move!
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    Yeah, you tell her dad.
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    -Your hands are dirty.
    -They're fine!
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    -Get a moist wipe.
    -I only use this hand.
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    -No, you need a moist wipe.
    -Dad!
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    -Get a moist wipe and--
    -Stop saying moist.
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    -Here, turn around. Let me see your face.
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    Ok, do that.
Title:
Conversations With Dad That Only Happen In A Car
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In Dad's car... no one can hear you scream.

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