Conversations With Dad That Only Happen In A Car
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0:01 - 0:01^- [Dad] Get the list?
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0:01 - 0:02^- [Son] Yup.
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0:03 - 0:04- [Dad] You know how your mother gets.
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0:05 - 0:07Last time I got the wrong kind of milk,
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0:08 - 0:09I was in the dog house for days.
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0:10 - 0:12You know what the dog house is, don't you?
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0:12 - 0:13- Yeah.
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0:14 - 0:15- Your mother withholds.
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0:15 - 0:16- Ugh!
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0:16 - 0:18^- [Dad] I'm glad to see that you're dating again.
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0:18 - 0:19- Yeah, it's been alright.
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0:19 - 0:20- Yeah?
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0:20 - 0:21Good, I, uh
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0:23 - 0:24hope she's nice to you,
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0:24 - 0:25if you know what I mean.
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0:25 - 0:27- Yes.
(dad laughs) -
0:27 - 0:28(under breath) Dad, screw you.
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0:28 - 0:31^- [Dad] You know, uh, your mother wasn't my first.
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0:31 - 0:32- Dad!
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0:32 - 0:33Oh, Brandon would you lighten up?
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0:33 - 0:34I meant first girlfriend.
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0:35 - 0:37Of course, she wasn't my first trip to town either.
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0:38 - 0:41-And the first--
-Please, don't give me any names. -
0:42 - 0:44- [Dad] Would you pay attention to me please?
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0:44 - 0:45- Yes, I've been listening.
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0:46 - 0:47- I don't think you have.
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0:47 - 0:47I'll tell you something--
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0:47 - 0:51- Finger exam prostate, don't just
settle for the blood thing. Got it. -
0:53 - 0:54- Well, I'm gonna tell you something.
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0:54 - 0:56Prostate cancer runs in our family--
-I know it does. -
0:56 - 0:59-It's something we need to be aware of!
-I'm very aware of it. -
0:59 - 1:03- Okay. Well, just make sure
you get the finger exam too. -
1:03 - 1:05Stop saying finger exam.
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1:05 - 1:06You want the complete exam!
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1:08 - 1:09Boy, they've had everything in that store.
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1:09 - 1:10Nothing seems to make it.
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1:11 - 1:13That was a hair salon for a while.
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1:13 - 1:14-Oh really?
-Uh-huh. -
1:15 - 1:17It went under cause the girl in there cutting hair
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1:17 - 1:19was selling pot out of the back room!
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1:19 - 1:20-Really?
-Yeah. -
1:22 - 1:23-You smoke pot?
-(son) What? No! -
1:26 - 1:27-Watch out for this lady!
-Okay! -
1:31 - 1:33Yeah, toots! You! Pick it up, okay?
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1:33 - 1:35You see cars coming, move!
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1:35 - 1:36Yeah, you tell her dad.
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1:36 - 1:38-Your hands are dirty.
-They're fine! -
1:38 - 1:40-Get a moist wipe.
-I only use this hand. -
1:40 - 1:41-No, you need a moist wipe.
-Dad! -
1:41 - 1:44-Get a moist wipe and--
-Stop saying moist. -
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1:47 - 1:49-Here, turn around. Let me see your face.
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1:49 - 1:50Ok, do that.
- Title:
- Conversations With Dad That Only Happen In A Car
- Description:
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In Dad's car... no one can hear you scream.
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- Duration:
- 01:56
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