Things Women Are Tired Of Hearing

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Why're you so moody? Is it that time of the month again?
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So you're a sports fan, huh? Can you, uh, name me any players on the team?
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Heyyyyy baby!
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You know you should get your hair done more.
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You've got brothers, right? Your brother got you into sports?
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Are you sure you should be out here alone? Dressed like that? Kinda askin for attention.
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Why are you eating salad? You on a diet or something?
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Don't cut your hair, cuz you'll look like a boy.
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Listen, sweetie..
-Look, I'm just giving you a compliment, that's all.
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Well, um, your biological clock is ticking.
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Fuck.
- Hey, you curse a lot for a girl.
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Don't be so sensitive!
-Relax, it was just a joke!
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You're being too picky.
-Hey, let me get that, it's a little heavy.
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Just relax!
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Don't get all feminist on me.
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Is that like a... feminist thing?
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Calm down, what are you--
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Grand Slam!
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You want me to smile? Oh I'll give you a smile.
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Okay.. that's enough. All right.
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I just heard that your eggs die by 30.
-Do you want me to just pop out an egg right now?
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Ah... oh my god... It's coming... It's a girl!
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I just heard that your eggs die by 30.
-Ah come on, I'm just looking for a smile.
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I got it, I'll take it for you. No worries.

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