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>> Yeah group interview, my ass.
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It was like a Hitler Youth rally
in retrospect.
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The guy who pitched us, Jim Young,
was the head recruiter there.
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>> Okay guys let's go.
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>> Between him and Michael, honestly,
they could sell bubble gum
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in the lockjaw ward at Bellevue.
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>> I'm sorry man, this is my seat.
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>> Shit, I'm so sorry
>> It's OK, don't worry about it.
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>> Fucking dumbass!
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>> Get the fuck outta here.
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>> What?
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>> Don't talk to me, don't look at me
just pick your ass up
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outta that Italian leather chair and
get the fuck out of this room
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right now.
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Come on let's go, schleprock! Out!
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That's it.
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We expect everyone here
to treat their co-workers
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with a certain level of respect.
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OK, before we get started
I have one question.
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Has anyone here passed
the Series Seven exam?
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>> I have a Series Seven license
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>> Good for you, you can get out too.
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>> What? Why?
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>> We don't hire brokers here,
we train new ones.
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That's it, Skippy: pack your shit let's go.
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OK, here's the deal.
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I'm not here to waste your time.
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OK, I certainly hope you're not here
to waste mine
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So I'm going to keep this short.
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Become an employee of this firm,
you will make your first million
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within three years.
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OK?
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I'm gonna repeat that: you will make
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a million dollars within three years
of your first day of employment
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at JT Marlin.
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There is no question
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as to whether or not
you'll become a millionaire working here.
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The only question is how many times over.
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You think I'm joking?
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I'm not joking.
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I am a millionaire.
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It's a weird thing to hear, right?
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Tell you: it's a weird thing to say.
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I am a fucking millionaire.
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Now guess how old I am.
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27.
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You know what that makes me here?
A fucking senior citizen.
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This firm is entirely comprised
of people your age, not mine
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Lucky for me, I happen to be
very fucking good at my job
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or I'd be out of one.
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You guys are the new blood.
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You're going to go home with the Kecak (?).
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You are the future
big swingin' dicks of this firm.
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Now you all look money hungry
and that's good.
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Anybody tells you money is
the root of all evil
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doesn't fucking have any.
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They say money can't buy happiness:
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look at the fucking smile on my face.
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Ear to ear, baby.
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You want details? Fine:
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I drive a Ferrari 355 Cabriolet.
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What's that?
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I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork.
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I have every toy you can possibly imagine.
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And best of al,l kids, I am liquid.
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So now you know what's possible,
let me tell you what's required.
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You are required to work
your fucking ass off at this firm.
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We want winners here, not pikers.
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A piker walks at the bell,
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a piker asks how much vacation time
you get in the first year.
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Vacation time!
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People come and work at this firm
for one reason:
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to become filthy rich: that's it!
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We're not here to make friends.
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We're not saving the fucking manatees
here, guys.
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Want vacation time?
Go teach third grade public school.
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OK.
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First three months at the firm
as a trainee
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-- mm-hmm -- You make $150 a week.
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After you're done training
you take the Series Seven.
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You pass that you become a junior broker
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and you're opening accounts
for your team leader.
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You open 40 accounts,
start working for yourself:
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sky's the limit.
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Word or two about being a trainee.
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Friends, parents, the other brokers,
whoever:
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they'll give you shit about it.
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It's true: $150 a week: not a lot of money
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Pay them no mind.
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You need to learn this business
and this is the time to do it.
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Once you pass the test
none of that's gonna matter.
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your friends will shit.
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'It's earned me 25 grands last month.'
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They're not gonna fucking believe you.
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Fuck them, fuck off!
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Parents don't like the life you lead?
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Fuck you, Mom and Dad!
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See how it feels when you're making
their fucking Lexus payments.
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Now go home and think about it.
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Think about whether or not
this is really for you.
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If you decide it isn't,
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listen it's nothing
to be embarrassed about.
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It's not for everyone -- mm-hmm, thanks.
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But if you really want this,
you call me on Monday
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and we'll talk.
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Just don't waste my fucking time.
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Okay, that's it.