The Mega Huge Football Game Ad Newcastle Could've Made
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0:08 - 0:13We would have opened on a desert island, where a castaway washes ashore.
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0:13 - 0:16He spots a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale, pops it open, and boom!
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0:16 - 0:19Like two hundred women in bikinis would have appeared.
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0:19 - 0:24And they're lead by award-winning, extremely well respected actress, Anna Kendrick.
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0:24 - 0:26And she's wearing nothing but body paint.
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0:26 - 0:28It's sexy, but tasteful.
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0:28 - 0:31Anna says, "Let's turn this up!"
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0:31 - 0:34And instantly it turns into the greatest party of all time.
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0:34 - 0:36With everything you can imagine.
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0:36 - 0:39Even party sharks in a conga line.
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0:39 - 0:40But, uh oh!
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0:40 - 0:41What's that noise?
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0:41 - 0:43Bah, da da da! Bwah!
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0:43 - 0:46Hundreds of evil hyper-intelligent apes.
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0:46 - 0:48They start destroying everything.
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0:48 - 0:49And then, bam!
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0:49 - 0:52This huge evil robot rises from the water.
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0:53 - 0:54[robot] Destroy all humans.
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0:55 - 0:59This isn't CGI. This would have been a real, crazy expensive robot.
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0:59 - 1:00But then, wait.
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1:00 - 1:04Here come the skateboarding CGI cats to save the day.
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1:04 - 1:06Or maybe they're teacup pigs.
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1:06 - 1:08Or cats. We haven't decided.
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1:08 - 1:11The lead cat is voiced by Keyshawn Johnson.
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1:11 - 1:14He hits one of the evil apes right in the junk with a bottle of Newcastle,
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1:14 - 1:16and delivers some sassy line like,
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1:16 - 1:18"Deal with it!"
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1:18 - 1:20Just great slapstick comedy!
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1:20 - 1:21And Anna Kendrick says,
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1:21 - 1:24"Hey, giant robot. Game over!"
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1:24 - 1:27And she leads the crowd in a massive unified dance.
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1:27 - 1:31The power of party destroys the robot, like, blof!
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1:32 - 1:33It's beautiful!
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1:33 - 1:35You would have cried in front of all your friends.
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1:35 - 1:36And boom!
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1:36 - 1:39We would have unveiled one of those bands that yells "Hey!" a lot.
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1:39 - 1:43And they're playing their hit single, with all the lyrics changed so they're about Newcastle.
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1:43 - 1:47Then, Max the Newcastle Party Dog gives our hero a high five.
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1:51 - 1:52You'd be thinking,
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1:52 - 1:58"Man. This ad is the best movie I've seen all year. I love when Newcastle Brown Ale markets to me."
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1:58 - 2:02And then America would have sold out of Newcastle, and you would have emailed the ad to your mum.
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2:02 - 2:06And a million years from now, when the broadcast signal of this epic commercial
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2:06 - 2:09finally reached the alien planet of Depla-4,
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2:09 - 2:14the entire race of Deplarians would have watched it and used their uni-mind to have one single thought,
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2:14 - 2:17"Bee beed, dubuy degaid der baid. Dee pay pur."
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2:18 - 2:19Which roughly translates to
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2:19 - 2:22"Man! I bet that commercial sold a lot of beer!"
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2:22 - 2:24Epic explosion to logo!
- Title:
- The Mega Huge Football Game Ad Newcastle Could've Made
- Description:
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At Newcastle, we don't believe in making multi-million dollar Mega Football Game Ads. We do believe in creating multi-hundred dollar storyboards about them. http://www.IfWeMadeIt.com
- Video Language:
- English
- Duration:
- 02:29
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