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Hey guys,
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so throughout my life I've been called
a lot of different things.
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You are amazing.
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You're like the coolest dude I know.
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Man, you're the greatest friend
anyone could ever ask for.
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Both of you.
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Aww man, you're great.
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Hey, what are you guys talking about?
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Fuck off loser.
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Hey man, you're really great.
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Naw, not me, you're...
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But the one thing I can't stand is
when people call me lazy.
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I am not lazy.
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If anything I'm the opposite of that. I'm not lazy. I'm un... dis-lazy...
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Ah I'll figure it out another time.
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Yeah, ok sure, it's 6 p.m. and I still have my pajamas on,
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but it doesn't mean I'm not a hard worker.
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Oh hey bro, you think you could do the dishes?
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Umm, yeah, I would, but I just, uh, I don't want to, so...
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Hey, you think you could give me a hand with this?
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Naw... I don't think so...
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Hey bro, you wanna go out tonight? We're going clubbing.
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Sorry bro, I would but, umm, my dog just, uhh, turned into a lamp.
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Wow. If you didn't want to go you could've just said so, jerk.
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Well, looks like it's just you and me buddy.
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Ok so maybe I can be a little lazy sometimes.
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But I don't really think that being lazy is a bad thing.
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Yeah, so maybe I didn't learn that much in high school because I was too lazy to study,
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and I cheated to get good grades.
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But at least I wasn't too lazy to cheat, right?
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And I know most parents and teachers that see this will be like,
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"If you're cheating, you're just cheating yourself. You won't learn anything being lazy."
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That's not true at all!
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If you're cheating, you're learning how to problem solve.
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For example, if the problem is that you have to pass a test to get a good grade,
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sure, you could spend hours and hours studying and actually learning things,
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or you could be lazy and find a faster and more efficient way to pass the problem.
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And I'm not trying to encourage you to cheat on a test,
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I'm just saying if you're able to cheat and get away with it and get a good grade then you kind of deserve an A because you outsmarted the teacher.
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But it also goes the other way as well.
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If a teacher does catch you cheating on a test, you deserve an F.
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You deserve an F because you're not smart enough.
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Not smart enough to cheat the right way.
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I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:
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I believe that lazy people are the smartest people.
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Lazy people are the reason why we get to live life so much more comfortably today.
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I mean, I'm sure back in the day people called the guy who invented the dishwasher lazy as well.
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Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own dishes.
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Or what about the guy who invented the washing machine?
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Wow, you're so lazy you can't even wash your own clothes.
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Or what about the guy who came up with the idea of the car wash?
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Wow, you're so lazy that you can't even wash your own... wait, what is that?
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It's a car. I got tired of walking so I invented the car.
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Those are all people that found a lazier way of completing a simple task.
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And I don't know about you guys, but I think they're absolutely brilliant.
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So for all of you lazy people that are tired of being belittled and criticized for your brilliance,
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I'm standing up for all of you.
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Sitting down. Sta... Standing's tiring, you know?
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So the next time somebody calls you lazy, whether it's your friends, your teacher, your mom, you dad,
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don't get mad, don't get sad.
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Be glad, be proud. Say it out loud from the brightest cloud,
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and even you, one day...
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That's... that's all I got. I didn't feel like writing anything else.
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Just watch the video.
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Too lazy to light a simple candle,
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he found a way around it.
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They were too lazy to drive,
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so they came up with a new way to get places faster.
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Cut from his high school basketball team,
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he locked himself in his room and cried,
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because he was too lazy to go back to playing basketball.
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His girlfriend broke up with him,
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but instead of chasing after her,
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he stayed in his dorm and created something that would make her come back to him.
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He was studying to become a doctor,
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but didn't finish, and yet still became one of the most successful doctors of all time.
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When their movie series were coming to an end,
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instead of not being lazy and starting a new series,
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they split their last movie into two parts,
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and made way more money that way.
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They didn't know how to end their movie,
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so they let you do it for them.
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He wanted to make sure that Thomas Edison was the one who invented the light bulb
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and not Benjamin Franklin because he was too lazy to pay attention in history class.
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If you've never been lazy and done things the easier way,
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you're probably not that smart.