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It says here that you're great at killing
people.
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Best at what I do, Bob.
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That's not gonna be necessary at this job.
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Um... Do you have any experience with
data entry?
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No.
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Alright. And uh, in three sentences or
less can you tell me why I should hire you?
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If you don't I'll kill you.
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Great, you start Friday.
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Eugh, Friday
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Great Plan.
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'Kay.
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(music playing)
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(gloves crinkling)
(swoosh of claws through computer)
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(laptop creaks)
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I'm just gonna say, you're gonna wear this
like, every single day?
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Yeah, pretty much.
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I mean to tell you the truth, you kinda
look ridiculous walking around here like--
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that. Can you--
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Look, what about him?
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Who? Um, can you just like put a tie on?
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(sighs) No.
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You don't know how to tie a tie, do you?
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No. I don't
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It's okay. It's fine.
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Don't touch me.
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Sorry about that.
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Heyey, Wolverine. You know it's come to
our attention that you've accidentally
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stabbed like six people since we hired you.
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I 'accidentally'? Frank had it coming, he
stole my sandwich. My name was on it.
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Well, I mean those are pretty large and
sharp.
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I mean, maybe.
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Oh, they are.
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Maybe if we put like some brightly
colored post-its on them.
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That's a great idea, Phil.
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They need brightly colored-
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If we just put these here, then nobody
will bump into them and we're all safe--
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at the office.
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That's great and you're making a
fashion statement.
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(Angry screaming).
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Logan where are those TPS reports?
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I shredded them.
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What, why? That's why I webbed them to
the fridge. So you wouldn't shred them.
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I thought that meant to shred them.
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Why would that mean that?
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That's where I shred everything.
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(frustrated groaning) This is impossible!
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You're impossible.
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No, I'm amazing, you're uncanny.
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(music plays)