It says here that you're great at killing people.
Best at what I do, Bob.
That's not gonna be necessary at this job.
Um... Do you have any experience with data entry?
No.
Alright. And uh, in three sentences or less can you tell me why I should hire you?
If you don't I'll kill you.
Great, you start Friday.
Eugh, Friday
Great Plan.
'Kay.
(music playing)
(gloves crinkling) (swoosh of claws through computer)
(laptop creaks)
I'm just gonna say, you're gonna wear this like, every single day?
Yeah, pretty much.
I mean to tell you the truth, you kinda look ridiculous walking around here like--
that. Can you--
Look, what about him?
Who? Um, can you just like put a tie on?
(sighs) No.
You don't know how to tie a tie, do you?
No. I don't
It's okay. It's fine.
Don't touch me.
Sorry about that.
Heyey, Wolverine. You know it's come to our attention that you've accidentally
stabbed like six people since we hired you.
I 'accidentally'? Frank had it coming, he stole my sandwich. My name was on it.
Well, I mean those are pretty large and sharp.
I mean, maybe.
Oh, they are.
Maybe if we put like some brightly colored post-its on them.
That's a great idea, Phil.
They need brightly colored-
If we just put these here, then nobody will bump into them and we're all safe--
at the office.
That's great and you're making a fashion statement.
(Angry screaming).
Logan where are those TPS reports?
I shredded them.
What, why? That's why I webbed them to the fridge. So you wouldn't shred them.
I thought that meant to shred them.
Why would that mean that?
That's where I shred everything.
(frustrated groaning) This is impossible!
You're impossible.
No, I'm amazing, you're uncanny.
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