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We got all this water, but...
"water" we gotta do with it?
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Let's talk about that.
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♪ (theme music) ♪
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- Goooood Mythical Morning!
- The water business is a
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multi-billion-dollar business. People
spend a lot of their cash on water that
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they think tastes a very
particular way that they like.
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- Yeah, people have their favorites.
- Yeah.
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It's ironic that it's something that you
can just reach over and --psh!--
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- get out of the tap.
- Psh!-- It usually makes that noise.
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As we have previously established in
another conversation on this show, the
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best thing for your wallet and for the
environment is just to get a reusable
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water bottle and filter water from the tap
and enjoy that. But is it better for your
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taste buds? That's the question that
we're going to experiment with today.
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And we're also exploring-- there's not
just one brand, there's multiple brands.
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In addition to just the regular tap water,
you can go to the grocery store and pick
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- from a multitude of brands.
- Of which we have a lot of them today.
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- Yeah, we have a lot of those.
- And we are gonna conduct this experiment
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where we taste them and then see if we
can identify them without being told what
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they are, of course. Because if the told
us what they were, I would easily be able
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to identify... I would just
regurgitate what you just told me.
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Yeah. So this is a game:
Who's a better water taster?
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- This is what we have: We have Smartwater.
- We've got Dasani.
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- We've got Evian.
- Fiji.
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Good old tap water straight
out of the Los Angeles tap.
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Here's a curveball. We've got Black Water.
It's not from a river in Alabama;
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it's actually a brand that has fulvic
powder in it, whatever that is.
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- We're gonna taste it.
- It is actually black.
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- Yes.
- And finally, we have pond water straight
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out of Echo Park Lake which I think
is just a pond here in Los Angeles.
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- (Rhett) Yum!
- We're gonna drink this.
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- You ready to go?
- Yeah. It's time to play...
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(in unison) Water We Tasting?
(water splashes over soothing music)
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As you can see, we have on the
dual-action water-tasting apparatus.
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- You've seen this before, right? (laughs)
- Link, in order to talk to me, you have
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- to turn in.
- Oh, yeah...
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- Hello.
- There's a turnable feature.
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And if you wanna move your head
forward, I gotta move my head back.
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- Oh yeah.
- If I wanna move my head forward...
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- I don't anticipate this being needed.
- It's like two... It's like we're...
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- And if a beat comes in...
- It's like we're two construction workers
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that have been talked into doing
some sort of SCUBA trust exercise.
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Okay, so the way this is gonna
work is we're gonna call for a water.
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(slurs) Algsh is... Alex. (laughs) His
name is Alex-- is gonna bring it in.
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- Alex? Where are you?
- And he's gonna pour some of the water.
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He's gonna show it to you, so you know
what it is. We don't know what it is.
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He pours it in there, and then we control
the delivery of the water with our own
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- personal valves.
- And then we use our little voters to
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vote on what we think it is. All right,
I think I'm ready for Round One.
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Whatever he puts in there, we gotta
drink as a team, and drink all of it.
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Yeah, but there's no backwash.
Scientifically it's impossible.
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All right, Alex. Come on in.
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round One!
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- Oh, it's a nice sound.
- I hear it glugging out.
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And then we're gonna undo our valves at
the same time and just take a little
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- drinky-drink.
- Here we go. Three, two, one!
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(gulps) Mm!
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- Oh.
- I didn't get any water!
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- (laughs) I think I got it all.
- You got all the water!
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- Alex, we need more water.
- Are you serious?
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- I literally got none. You glugged--
- I gotcha!
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- (Link) all the water!
- There's still some in there.
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Hold on, I need to taste it, though.
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(Link) Here, all right. (slurps)
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(gulps) Mm. Mmhm.
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All right, that was refreshing
but not too refreshing.
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(gasps) I'm still drinking over
here. What is going on?
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Oh, you're still drinking it?
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- The water weight is heavy on my side.
- It's got a soft feel to it, but it's not
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anything too special. What's
happening up there? It's glugging.
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- Is that you doing that?
- Just trying to finish up, bruh. (laughs)
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I wanted to have a little-- oh!
It just twinkled on me.
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Twinkled. Man... there's nothing
wrong with that water at all.
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- Mm-mm.
- You know?
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I don't know. I kinda feel like this could
be straight out of an artesian well in no
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- other than Fiji.
- No, see, I feel like this is tap water
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that has been treated and then put back
in a bottle, which I know is what they do
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with Dasani. It's basically
purified tap water.
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I'm actually thinking that this is
purified tap water too, but I think it's
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Smartwater because it's got a soft mouth
feel and I think that Smartwater is softer.
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- Okay.
- So I'm going with Smartwater for my
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- number 1 and let's drain this puppy.
- (laughs) Drain this puppy...
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- Let's make sure it's all gone.
- Mine's all gone.
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- Okay.
- Bring in the next water!
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Two!
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(Rhett) Okay, dump her in there, Alex.
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- (crew laughs)
- Okay. Wow, that one was quick.
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- All right, so let's count down.
- We should sell this at
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- RhettandLink.com/store.
- Three, two, one.
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(spits and coughs)
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- What happened?
- (coughs and laughs) There's a lotta
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- pressure on my side.
- (Link) Oh really?
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(coughs and laughs) It went directly into
my throat. There was no tasting involved.
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Can you continue or should
I go on without you?
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- I'm gonna be coughing for a while!
- (both laugh)
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- That did not taste bad or good.
- Oh, I know what this is. Aw yeah.
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- Every day of the week.
- I'm definitely thinking this is put your
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- mouth under the tap and just turn it on.
- Mmhm.
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Definitely tap water!
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- Oh, we're agreeing with this?
- Yeah, yeah. I don't know if it's because
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I coughed something up
from lunch or something, but...
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- (laughs)
- (clears throat and coughs)
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Yes, I'm going with tap water. We are
agreeing on that one. We were
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both thinking that.
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Let's move on to Round Three!
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Three!
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(Rhett) Let 'er rip, Alex!
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(Link) You should've said "Let it uncap."
'Cause it's not like a bag of chips.
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- It could be.
- You don't rip anything to open water,
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- do you?
- Why don't you open this one first so
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- I don't get suffocated?
- All right, here we go. Three, two...
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(gulps)
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Hm! (smacks lips)
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It's got a "flowed down through
snow in the Alps" kind of a feel to it.
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I feel like this water has never come in
contact with a human. Which, incidentally,
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that's what it says on the back of the
Fiji bottle. Natural pressure forces the
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water towards a sealed delivery system
directly into the bottle, free from human
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- contact.
- Now, something about...
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- I don't taste any people in this at all.
- No, there's that elevation in this
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taste. This is from up high,
not from down below.
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- No.
- This is like fifteen years through
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- a glacier.
- This never saw humans.
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Glacier sand. I taste glacier sand.
I'm going with Evian.
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- You're going with Fuji-- Fiji.
- Fuji.
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Four!
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(Rhett) Let it go and make it flow.
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(Link) Glubba-glubba-glubba-glubba!
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Oh, there's a lot happenin' up there.
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- All right?
- Ready? Three, two, one.
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- Mm!
- It tastes like nothing.
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Mm! (smacks lips) Tastes like clouds.
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Hold on, which is the one that's
supposed to be like a cloud?
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- Evian in the Alps.
- Yeah, no, Evian's not the cloud.
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- Smartwater's the cloud.
- Oh, is it?
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- (Rhett) Yeah.
- (Link) Smartwater's the cloud?
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(Rhett) Yeah. They're the ones that do
the vapor distillation. I can taste vapor
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- distillation in this one.
- You taste electrolytes?
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Hm. You don't taste electrolyltes,
you feel. Lemme see if I feel 'em.
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Now, I have never tasted this Black Water,
but I definitely taste a pH of eight,
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which is what they say theirs is. So I'm
gonna go out on a limb and I'm gonna say
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this is Black Water.
Okay, bring it on, Alex!
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Five!
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(Rhett) You pour it, we'll endure it.
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- Alex, you're a good pourer.
- Yeah, man.
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- I can just tell by listening.
- (Alex) Thank you.
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You ever work at a restaurant?
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- That one sounded thick.
- (crew laughs)
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- (Rhett) It sounded thick?
- Like you poured something thick.
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- Like syrup or something. (laughs)
- Well, here we go.
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- All right, here we go!
- Three, two, one.
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(gulps)
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Mm! Mm! (with mouth full)
I don't wanna swallow!
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Oh. (smacks lips)
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Ugh. Tastes like goose
poop and paddleboarders.
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- (crew laughs)
- Eugh. I-- listen, if somebody's selling
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- this, they need to stop immediately.
- (laughs) Oh my gosh.
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- But here's the problem, Neal.
- (Link) We gotta drink the rest of it.
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- We gotta finish this.
- (Link laughs)
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All right, go ahead. I'm gonna...
I'm gettin' it! I'm drinkin'!
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- I'm drinkin' a lot! (laughs)
- (laughs) Woo!
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Here, I'll drink a little bit more
so you don't have to drink it all.
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(groans) Gah!
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- Woo! How much pond did you get?
- A lot, man! A whole lot.
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- (crew laughs)
- (Link) Can you drink that for me?
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- (Link) It's obviously pond water.
- (water trickles)
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(Link laughs) Oh, you went on
yourself! You wet yourself!
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- That's not my water, man!
- (Link) All right.
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That's my drinking buddy's water. (laughs)
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(laughs) I think we pretty
much-- that's obvious.
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- Oh, man. Mm!
- So the collective water beverage
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industry is breathing a collective
sigh of relief right now,
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- Yeah, yeah.
- that that was obviously
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- goose poop water.
- You can add to all your taglines:
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- Never mistaken for pond water.
- (laughs) Let's move on,
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now that I know that's done.
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Six!
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(Rhett) All right, Alex, you dispense
it, we won't... take offense at it.
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(Link) You pour it,
we're sure... drink it.
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- (both laugh)
- Now, I will point out before we taste
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this, Link, that the last two waters that
you have to choose from and the last two
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waters I have to choose from
are totally different, so there's
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- definitely a winner here.
- Okay. Three, two, mm.
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(slurps) Mm!
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- (gargles and laughs)
- They're really all starting to
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- blend together at this point.
- I tried to gargle but I can't because
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we're attached. Hey, we need to gargle
together. Get a little bit in there.
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- Why?
- 'Cause if I lean back, you gotta lean
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- back, 'cause of the apparatus.
- (slurps) Oh.
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(both gargle)
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- Hm. That didn't help.
- Definitely not mouthwash.
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There's nothing special about this one.
I'm gonna say this one is the vending
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- machine staple "Dasanye."
- (Rhett and crew laugh)
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- Dasan-yi. Dasani. Dasani.
- And I'm basically saying the same thing
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with a different brand.
I'm gonna say this is Evian.
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- (Link) Dasani.
- (Rhett) Um, wow. That pretty much
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leaves-- You're in Fiji Town
and I'm in Black Water Town.
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All right, bring it on!
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(in unison over water splashing)
Round Seven!
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(Rhett) You gush it,
we'll crush it. (laughs)
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- (Link) Or we'll just drink it.
- Yeah.
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- This better taste like Black Water.
- All right. I got Fiji here, but then
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we'll have an opportunity to switch
'em around before our final answer.
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Oh, I just... whew! I
just burped up a pond.
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Okay, three, two, mm.
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- Mm!
- Yeah, I taste a pH of eight.
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(smacks lips) I think this could be Fiji.
That's my only option left. I obviously
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have to vote for Fiji, so I'm gonna do
that. All right, so go ahead and vote
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for Black, you have to, and
then let's go ahead and regroup.
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- I don't think I can reach it.
- I'll do that for you.
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Wow. Yeah, there's nothing real special
about that water. It didn't taste like it
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- had anything weird in it.
- I don't really know that I wanna change
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- anything. Do you wanna change anything?
- I'm going to say... Nope, now I'm
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- playing a psychological game.
- Is this my Smartwater?
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I was gonna change my first one too,
'cause it was so smooth. I was gonna say
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maybe it was the Black Water, but I don't
think that they would've done the
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- Black Water first.
- I'm putting my Smartwater here, which
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- means my Dasani...
- Oh, you wanna match me now?
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- (Link) Yeah, so now we agree on Dasani.
- I really, really want to make Round One
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- the Black Water.
- Oh, just to get--
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- I am compelled to do that.
- Okay, here you go.
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But I don't-- I didn't say I was going to!
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- Final answer.
- I don't feel like they would've done
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Black Water first. I'm not
touching mine. I'm confident.
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- Okay, so, Rhett you start with that one.
- Round One...
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- We both said it was Dasani.
- Round One was... Black Water!
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- I knew I should've changed it!
- Oh, you should've changed it
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- right off of the bat!
- Dang! 'Cause it was so soft and so
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different, but I was like,
they wouldn't... Dangit!
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All right, so we both missed that one,
and then I know I missed this one.
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For the second one, we both said it
was tap water, and we are both correct.
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- Really, wow! Dang!
- For the third one, you said Fiji,
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- I said Evian... This is Smartwater.
- Both wrong.
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Both got that wrong.
It's like shootin' in the dark.
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- We both got this wrong too.
- We both got this wrong for that reason.
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- This is Fiji Water.
- Oh, man. That better be pond water.
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- (crew laughs)
- (burps) Excuse me.
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Pond water. Yup, absolutely. We're
really good at tasting that stuff there.
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And then this one here is Dasani.
Oh, I would've had it right if I wouldn't
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- have changed it!
- And then if I had changed it,
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- I would've had it right!
- Dangit. And then-- so we got--
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- This is Evian.
- We guessed tap and pond correctly.
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- (crew laughs)
- Which, you know, where we're from,
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- that's just about right.
- So basically, what we learned is that
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our taste buds-- I really couldn't tell
much of a difference between these,
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especially drinking them all back to back
with this thing on my head. I'm just gonna
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stick with the reusable, refillable,
washable bottle with the trusty
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- old filter.
- Well, Link, I should've gone with my
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instincts, but I didn't, so that means we
tied, which means neither one of us get...
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the prize is getting a water named after
you, so now it's just gotta be named after
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- both of us or neither of us.
- Let's call it "The Neither Water."
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Neither Water.
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(Rhett speaking over a slow drumbeat)
For thousands of years, man has searched
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for the eternal life-giving waters known
as the Fountain of Youth. The clearest,
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wettest, most refreshing water on
planet Earth. This is not that water.
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Neither Water: because you're thirsty
and don't care where your water
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comes from... and neither do we.
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Thanks for liking and
commenting on this video.
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You know what time it is!
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- I'm George from Austria.
- I'm Betsy from Italy.
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We're in Estonia.
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(in unison) And it's time to
spin the Wheel of Mythicality!
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If you want a hoodie like the lovely Alex
was wearing today, you can pick that up
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at RhettandLink.com/store along
with a lot of other stuff.
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Also, click through to Good Mythical More.
We have a few more waters to blind taste
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test and we're gonna do that. And explore
this whole Black Water thing a little more.
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(Rhett laughs) Interpretive
dance. That'll be fun!
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- (laughs) It's your turn to dance!
- Okay. It's your turn to interpret.
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(dramatically, over guitar music) And as
we know, our bodies are... majority water
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that shaky-shake-shakes and
then it drops like it's hot.
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- (Rhett) Ssssssssss....
- And then... ohh. It drops like it's hot.
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- The water's droppin'.
- Oh. And then it nourishes our body in
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- plastic things, and we have to...
- (Rhett slurps)
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We have to search far and wide
for it and we have to bottle it.
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- I'm drinkin' it! (slurps)
- We have to... that's not much of a dance.
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(laughs) Yeah. That's better.
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[Captioned by Caitrin:
GMM Captioning Team]