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Greetings, and welcome to Earthling Cinema.
I am your host, Garyx Wormuloid. This week’s
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artifact is Oldboy, starring Choi Min-sik,
which, roughly translated, means “Korean
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Josh Brolin.”
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Now I should probably give you a spoiler alert,
but I’m not going to, because my policy
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is that if you haven’t seen it after 12
thousand years, you’re probably not gonna
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see it.
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Oldboy tells the story of Oh Dae- su, a man
who is celebrating his daughter’s fourth
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birthday by getting wasted, which is what
humans call it when they get slizzered. He
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is promptly kidnapped, and wakes up in a hotel-
inspired prison, so basically a Best Western.
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He is held captive there for fifteen years,
during which he passes time by punching the
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wall.
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Dae-su is released without explanation, and
immediately finds the nearest restaurant,
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where he ingests what I believe is called
a KFC Double Down.
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It is here that he befriends Mi-do, a young
chef who is sympathetic to his cause.
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Eventually, Dae-su’s captor reveals himself.
His name is Lee Woo-jin, and as Dae-su discovers,
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they went to high school together. Go Wildcats!
Dae-su suddenly and conveniently remembers
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that while in school, he had spied on Woo-jin
having incestuous relations with his sister,
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then spread rumors about it, causing the sister
to kill herself. Coincidentally, the prom
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theme that year was “Enchantment Under the
Waves.”
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Woo-jin saves the best for last: Mi-do is
actually Dae-su's daughter! If there had been
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a spoiler alert, it would have been right
before that. Woo-jin imprisoned Dae-su for
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fifteen years so his daughter could grow up,
and then used hypnosis to spark an attraction
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between the two. Classic Woo-jin. Ever the
concerned father, Dae-su begs Woo- jin not
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to tell Mi-do the truth, even cutting out
his own tongue as a gesture of goodwill, or
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maybe just to be gross. Woo-jin agrees, and
then gratefully accepts his membership in
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the “killing yourself” club. Later, Dae-su
and Mi-do hang out in the snow.
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One of the most important themes in Oldboy
is the human concept of the truth. Although
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Dae-su is let out of captivity, the only way
he can really free himself is by discovering
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why he was locked up. Until then,
he is merely living in a "bigger prison."
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Presumably smaller than the prison planet,
Phantron 8, but still pretty big. Humankind
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was obsessed with the truth, insisting it
be upheld in business and personal relationships,
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although not in politics for some reason.
As keeper of the truth, Woo-jin taunts Dae-su
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by saying, “Like a gazelle from the hand
of the hunter, like a bird from the hand of
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the fowler, free yourself."
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The best way to free yourself is with money
-- I’m talking cold, hard won. Woo-jin is
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exhorbitantly wealthy, which makes him virtually
omnipotent, like the flying guy in the Superman
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movies. With enough money, he can pay to have
a man imprisoned for fifteen years, or get
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a man to cut off his own hand, or have a doctor
install a kill switch for his pacemaker.
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Heck, with the kind of dough he’s throwing
around, he could probably buy the New York
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Yankees, whatever that is. Conversely, Dae-su
is a salaryman, whose name means "getting
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through one day at a time.” He fights back
against the system using common items like
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a hammer (a symbol of the proletariat) and a toothbrush (a symbol of tartar control).
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You might even say Oldboy holds a mirror up
to capitalist society. The reason you might
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say this is because mirrors are featured prominently
in the film. Here we go, rapid fire: Dae-su
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tries to kill himself using glass from a mirror.
When Dae-su confronts Woo-jin, he is shown
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in the mirror. Woo-jin’s sister uses a mirror
to see Dae-su spying on her. Dae-su’s face
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is reflected at the end of the photo album.
During the final hypnotism, Dae-su sees the
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monster’s reflection in the window. The
last two aren’t technically mirrors, but
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come on, cut a guy some slack. These mirrors
(and mirror substitutes) indicate the fragmentation
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of the self, which for us is normal, but for
humans was distressing. Dae-su asks himself,
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"After my revenge will I be able to go back
to the old Oh Dae-su?" The old Oh Dae-su has
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a tongue, so probably not.
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Oh Dae-su is similar in many respects to the
Greek character Oedipus, from his name to
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his haircut. Oedipus relentlessly pursues
the truth against the advice of his wife-slash-mother
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Jocasta. Similarly, Dae-su pursues Woo-jin
at his penthouse against the advice of his
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girlfriend-slash- daughter-slash-sidekick
Mi-Do. When the truth is discovered, Oedipus
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stabs his eyes out with gold pins. Dae-su
cuts out his tongue with scissors made of
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an undisclosed material, most likely metal.
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Woo-jin says revenge is good for your health,
like a nice juice cleanse. But what happens
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when the revenge is complete? Will those old
painful feelings return? I’m leaning toward
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yes.
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Perhaps the only real salvation is to forget.
After Oh Dae-su finds out about the whole
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daddy-daughter situation, he asks the hypnotist
to help him forget his secret and kill "the
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monster." Despite what the human bible says,
the truth doesn’t always set you free. This
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is the only inaccuracy in the human bible.
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The ending is ambiguous. Dae-su smiles, but
his smile quickly fades into a frown. Has
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he successfully forgotten? Is he laughing
with the world? Or is he weeping alone? Or
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is he just freezing his cute little butt off?
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For Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx Wormuloid.
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