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Decay (2012) - The LHC Zombie Movie [full film]

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    (This Film has not been authorized or endorsed by CERN.)
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    (It is purely a work of fiction)
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    (Sign: CERN - Large Hadron Collider)
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    [whoosing, clanking sounds]
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    (Security)
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    (Sign: LHC Safety interlocks
    Danger: Do Not Deactivate)
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    [Security man] Hi, it's you. You're not supposed to be here.
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    [gunshot]
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    [Hazy babbling voices]
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    [Same voices and music with strong beat]
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    [Beeping]
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    [Birds chirping]
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    [Man sighs]
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    [knocks on door]
    > James, get up. We're late.
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    [Door shuts]
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    [Brushing teeth]
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    [Water noises]
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    > What else can I say, drunk on a Sunday night.
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    > Do you remember that part last night, when Amy got on the table...
    > That's my sister, I do not need to be reminded.
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    > Where's all the food?
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    [car horn]
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    > Come on, let's go.
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    > Come on, guys, we're going to be late.
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    > Do you care to drive after your stunt last night, Amy?
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    > Oh - Hi Mark!
    > You're in.
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    > Not going by bus, today?
    > Nope.
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    > I - sorry, I was driving past the shops and I picked him up.
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    > Oh, OK.
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    > So what's the rush, anyway?
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    > Some kind of emergency meeting?
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    [Music: also continues over credits]
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    (H2ZZ Productions Presents)
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    (Zoë Hatherell)
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    (Tom Procter)
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    (Stewart Martin-Haugh)
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    (Sara Mahmoud)
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    (and William P. Martin)
    (Sign: Flagpole Car Park - Parking des drapeaux
    P+R CERN - Bienvenue au CERN)
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    (Decay)
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    (Ed Friesen
    Kurt Rinnert)
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    (Casting by Ellie Davies)
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    (Original Music by Tom McLaughlan)
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    (Assistant Director Clara Nellist)
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    (Production Designer Johannes Ebke
    Stunts / Choreography Hugo Day)
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    (Makeup by Rob Cantrill
    1st Assistant Camera Joseph McCartin)
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    (Sound Design
    Luke Thompson Frank Allen-Battensby Alex Clarkson)
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    (Editor and Director of Photography
    Burton DeWilde)
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    (Co-Directed by Michael Mazur)
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    (Produced by Michael Mazur, Luke Thompson and Burton DeWilde)
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    (Written and Directed by Luke Thompson)
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    > What do you think this emergency meeting is about?
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    > I don't know, but it can't be that important.
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    > Go on ahead guys, I'm gonna...
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    > No, Dr Niven. LHC is most important experiment of our time.
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    I will not, due that unfounded theory -
    > Unfounded? Director, my results show that -
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    > Inconclusive! Your results are inconclusive at best!
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    No. You'll have plenty of time for measurements when you're down in the tunnel tonight.
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    > Director, we have to stop the LHC until we assess the danger.
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    > No. Dr Niven, once we have fixed this problem, the LHC will run again as usual.
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    Finding the Higgs is the highest priority.
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    [Door shuts]
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    > Why is Dr Niven going into the tunnels?
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    > Why do you think the Director General said it?
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    > Maybe they made a black hole.
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    [Clanks of folding seats]
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    > Sorry!
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    > Hey!
    > Hey!
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    > So did you recover from last night?
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    > Yeah, you too?
    > Mhm.
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    > Wait, aren't you meant to be on your way to Barcelona by now?
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    > I... might have missed my flight?
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    > Oh no! [Laughs]
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    > Good morning. I am professor Vichinski [spelling?], Director General of CERN.
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    This meeting has been called because last night there was an emergency beam dump.
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    Here we see a monopole magnet in LHC sector 7G.
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    Beam sensors have detected that an unknown event caused this magnet to quench
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    ... an uncontrolled shut down.
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    If this happens again, the results could be catastrophic.
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    Due to the special circumstances, Dr. Niven is taking a team into the LHC tunnel
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    to investigate the cause and see what damage there is.
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    The LHC will be in shut-down, at least until the end of the week.
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    Since Dr. Niven will not be available, we will need four volunteers to be on shift in the control room.
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    > We'll do it.
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    > Okay. You four.
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    > Oh, I'm going to be in a conference in Barcelona.
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    > Very well, you, you then.
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    > Uh, I have an analysis note due this week so I'm not going to have time to do this.
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    > The collider will be shut down, you can work in the control room.
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    Report to the control room at 9p.m., that is all everybody.
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    > Sucks to be you guys!
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    [Typing sounds]
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    [Clank]
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    > Here you go.
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    > Thanks.
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    > They don't look like proto-decay matricies.
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    > [Sighs] No.
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    Dr. Nivens got me working on this Higgs bio-entanglement simulation.
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    Some company gave a lot of money to CERN and I get stuck working on it.
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    I've got so much work to do.
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    > Listen, are you okay after last night?
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    > Why?
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    > You and Matt?
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    > Don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, are you jealous?
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    Hm, sorry.
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    Listen, I better go, I've got a lot of work to do.
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    [Heels clanking]
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    Ugh, I'm so tired. I can't even think about work right now.
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    I hope he doesn't expect me to remember anything.
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    [Knocking]
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    > Ahh, Lisa! Did you finish the talk?
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    > Yeah, just in time.
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    > I had every confidence in you.
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    > Did you get a chance to look at my simulation?
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    > Ah yes, problems with the simple symmetric parameter lattice...
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    I think I found a way to express it differently.
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    I didn't implement it in my analysis code yet, but you might like to try it.
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    > It looks more complex though, I don't know if it will work on my laptop.
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    > Well, we'll deal with that later if we need to.
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    > Okay, thanks.
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    > Anyway, I have to prepare my team for going in the tunnels and look over Lisa's talk
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    so I'll talk to you later.
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    And Lisa? Don't miss the plane again.
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    > I won't.
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    [Gate opening]
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    [Footsteps]
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    > Hey guys, wait.
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    I'm bringing someone.
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    > Who?
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    > Just someone.
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    > Well, we're gonna be late, so...
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    > Hi!
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    > Everyone, this is my girlfriend Kate. Kate, this is Matt and Connor
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    and my sister Amy.
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    > Hi.
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    > Nice to finally meet you.
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    > Finally? I didn't tell you...
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    > Mom let it slip. I was waiting for you to tell me!
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    > It's nice to finally meet you as well.
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    > Are you coming with us?
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    > I think so.
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    > Yeah.
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    > Okay.
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    > Should we go?
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    > So uh, why have you thrown away your evening away to go on shift?
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    > James was gonna come meet me for dinner but then he told me that you guys had to uh...
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    > Oh sorry.
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    > It's okay, don't worry.
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    > And how did James manage to convince you that vending machine food was going to be
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    an acceptable substitute?
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    [Access card beeping]
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    [Gate opening]
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    > Shift can sometimes be boring, are you going to be okay?
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    > I told her.
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    > Well, I insisted.
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    > She's with me.
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    > So are you guys visitors, like James?
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    > Yeah, but he works on the accelerator. The rest of us are...[???]
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    > Yeah, he's an engineer, and we're real physicists.
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    [Amy sighs]
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    > So, what do you do?
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    > I'm a trained nurse.
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    > I hope you're not claustrophobic, it's a long way down.
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    [Kate coughs]
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    [Elevator beeps]
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    [Door opens]
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    > Guys, I thought of a joke.
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    > Ugh, another one.
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    > So a chimpanzee and a sloth...
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    [Door closes]
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    > And then the chimpanzee's like, "Stop it, stop it!"
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    [Everyone laughs]
Title:
Decay (2012) - The LHC Zombie Movie [full film]
Description:

Decay is a 75 minute zombie film, shot and set at the Large Hadron Collider, CERN, by physics PhD students. Download at http://www.DecayFilm.com (CC-BY-NC)

Trapped underground at the world's largest particle accelerator, a group of students make a deadly discovery.

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/DecayFilm @Decay Film
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Video Language:
English, British
Team:
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Duration:
01:16:08

English, British subtitles

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