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Greetings, and welcome to Earthling
Cinema. I am your host, Garyx
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Wormuloid. This week’s artifact is
The Big Lebowski, written and
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directed by the prophets Joel and
Ethan Coen, hallowed be their
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names. The film served as the
foundational scripture for a
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religion called Dudeism, which was
essentially just Taoism sprinkled
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with weed and Kahlua. It was the
philosophy of going with the flow,
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or “chilling out maxing relaxing
all cool and all shooting some bball
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outside of the school.”
Dudeism, or the Church of LatterDay
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Dudes, became Earth’s primary
religion in 1998.
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The Book of Lebowski recounts the
trials and tribulations of slovenly
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Christ figure Jeffrey Lebowski
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or as his disciples call him, “The Dude"
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Hair - check. Sandles - check. Robe - check. Sunglasses - check.
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The Dude is a tumbling tumbleweed,
content to spend his days bowling,
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which is about 5% gameplay and 95%
sitting around drinking. But when
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his sacred floor covering is
befouled, he sojourns to a higher
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power to seek reparations [”They
peed on your rug, Dude]. Then he
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gets mixed up in a whole kidnapping
situation before finally getting
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back to what’s really important:
sports.
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At the end of the film, there is no
epiphany, no social gain, no world
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saved, Class 7 or otherwise. The
Dude hasn’t fallen in love or
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retired to a beachfront property
somewhere. He hasn’t even gotten a
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new rug. So why did humans base
their entire existence on this film?
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If we look at the source material
the film is parodying, we can begin
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to unravel this strange and
harrowing mystery. The Big Lebowski
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is, at its heart, a noir film.
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It
pays homage to Raymond Chandler’s
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crime novel “The Big Sleep,” even
going so far as to plagiarize two
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words from the title. However,
instead of the hard-nosed, rough
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around the edges private eye
Phillip Marlowe, we get exactly the
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opposite -- a laid back stoner with
a penchant for home decor. Humans
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could relate to such a character,
as they had been unintentionally
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emulating him since the ‘60s, man.
One common element of noir is
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characters who are haunted by their
past, especially if their past
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involves a no smoking sign [clips
of noir detectives smoking a lot].
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Many characters in this film are
stuck in the past: the Dude is
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stuck in the flower power movement,
Walter is stuck in the Vietnam War
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and his marriage, Jackie Treehorn
is stuck in the glory days of Hugh
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Hefner, Maude is stuck in the
Fluxus art movement, and Donny is
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stuck in a coffee can. Likewise,
most noir stories were set against
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the grim background of World War
II, but this film is set against
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the Gulf War, a low-stakes military
endeavor that ultimately
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accomplished nothing. The type of
war that still lives in its
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parents’ basement.
The film taught Earthlings to
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embrace their true nature and
mellow the f out by deconstructing
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everything they previously held
sacred. For example, the generic
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notion of success. The Dude is
considered a failure compared to
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someone like Lebowski, but it turns
out Lebowski’s “life of
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achievement" is bogus, just like
the pagan religions of old.
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And speaking of religion, that gets
taken down a peg as well. Maybe
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even two pegs. A character named
"Jesus" is portrayed as a
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pedophile, which was a big no-no on
Earth.
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Walter claims to be a devout Jew,
but really he’s just masquerading
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as a Jew to be closer to his wife.
For more information on Judaism,
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please refer to the TV show
Seinfeld. Then there’s the concept
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of death, which to those
unfamiliar, is the inexplicable
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ceasing of life. When no one is
looking, Donny nonchalantly dies of
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a heart attack. Meanwhile, Walter’s
eulogy turns into a rant about
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Vietnam, the largest moon of
Jupiter.
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In the end, the whole story is a
farce, just like life on Earth, and
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later, Mars. The Dude is still the
Dude, preparing for his bowling
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tournament as if nothing has
changed. Because nothing has, give
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or take a best friend.
If you scratch the surface looking
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for meaning, you will find none. The worst
thing we can do is relentlessly
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overanalyze everything until we’re
blue in the tentacles. As the
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Dude’s teachings dictate, in a
world of unchecked aggression, the
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best thing you can do is to
simply... imbibe. I mean abide.
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For Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx
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