Minecraft | I'M SO BAD AT SURVIVAL GAMES!!

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Hey everyone! It's Dan here and welcome back to another minecraft video

Where today we are on mineplex yet again

Because today we are actually we are going to be doing something a little bit different

Today we are going to be playing survival games

I know! I know!

I don't usually play survival games

and there is a reason

Because I am terrible

But I thought you know what? Lets have some fun

You never know what might happen

but first what I am going to do is I'm going to avoid this chicken that thinks it's okay to start laying eggs all about the place

and we are going to open some treasure because I have 52 mythical treasure chests

which is absolutely insane so lets open one of these bad boys and see what happens

So we need to open 4 in total and hopefully we get some really cool stuff

Who knows.... Now which ones
are we going to choose?

We are going to choose this one

Lets open this, We got a pig pet

It's a duplicate, it's a duplicate. I got a little bit happy there

Then we've got a rave shirt

Wait, Wait

I think I got the pants for that, that's awesome

Hello horse, How are you doing sir?

Uhhh.... We have to open this one as well

Which is a disk

And finally we got this which is a mooshroom pet, that is a duplicate as well

Okay we actually have the rave shirt, let me put that on a second

I think it's on this. Yeah, look we only need one more

Lets put that on, put that on, put that on an...nd there we go look!

We just need the shoes and we are done. Lets see if we can open another one and see if this is going to happen

Here we go, here we go

Lets see if we can open one

I wants...please please from the mythical treasure Gods please can I have the rave boots

Help me out zombie horse....You want me to pick this one? Here we go!

What is it?

Flesh hooks? Not too bad okay that's not too bad

We've got a wolf pet, that's a duplicate as well

I've got all the pets, why do I have so many pets?

Hahaha

We also got 78 TNT

And finally, this one!

This is melons, we've got 143 melons

Well at least we've got most of the kits, well that completely kicked me out and there's 2 zombie horse as well

But

Hopefully this little suit will give us some luck, are you crying horse?

Where did you go?

Is it you? One of the horses is crying

But anyway hopefully this outfit will give us some luck in the hunger games

Lets see how we do

We are going to do terribly aren't we?

Oh no I've got 6 seconds to choose 1

Lets go for, where's the TNT one?

The TNT one is on the other side Oh geez

Agh, I didn't even get to choose. The one I walked into is the one I have

Walk here, I have no idea but hey

Let's go for the middle and see what else happens and I think this is a 1.9 rule so swinging a sword real quick

ain't going to work too well

So I am nervous guys

I have never really done this before, One iron ingot

Fantastic! That's not even iron, it is gold

Now I think there is a cool down period

I'm not 100% sure but lets just get out of here

There are some chests over here

Okay, Okay. No!

I didn't mean to do that but hey we've got a chest here

Okay an ax, that's good

Is someone following me? I think someone is following me

Oh Jesus, this is bad. This is bad, this is bad news

Lets grab a boat, Why a boat?

Why do I need a boat? Just in case I need to get away real quick

Uhhh...oh my goodness

Okay this isn't too bad

Lets grab these and run

Ruuuuunnnnnn!!!!

Someone is going to hurt me, oh my goodness

Yup, Yup, Yup

I don't like this, I don't like this

Whose going to hurt me? You? You?

Okay he is trying to team with me

We can't do teams

This is solo...I am going to try to go down this tree

Here we go... Lets go down here

Annnndddd

hopefully we will find something

I think there is a guy... Oh Look!

Steve is dead! Ugh no! Steve has died

Why am I trapped down here? That's not bad

Oh! Did he fall off the cliff and die?

That's amazing

Such bad luck, Steve, Such bad luck

Ohhh... The enchanting table! I found it...okay

Lets put this down. Hopefully

Owe!

Someone hit me, someone hit me, someone hit me

We are going to die, we are going to die, we are going to die so quick, we are going to die so quick

Ugh...Noooooo

I knew that was going to happen, I so knew that was going to happen

I had to stop to put experience down...didn't I?

So what are we going to do this time is choose a class because last time we didn't have anything

I'm actually going to choose the bomber class because what you can do is you get given TNT that you can throw

And hopefully blowup unsuspecting people

or just throw it up in the air while your running and it will fall on the person and die

The only problem is I think we get targeted pretty badly

Which, uhhhh, isn't going to help us out at all

But we are going to try our best and see if we can beat up everyone else

You hear that? We are going to try and kill you TurtleAlex, whoever you are

Haha, oh my goodness what is happening here?

Oh geez that cow is riding that donkey with a zombie on it?

oh that's strange

I swear in the previous game I saw someone teleport towards the chest. That's a little bit fishy if you ask me

Now I am terrible at getting things quickly

So come on, come on, come on, come onnnnnn

And aekfjeaheg that was so quick

Ohhhh know, what am I going to do now?

Now I really want my TNT because that is going to be the only way I can get some pretty sweat kills

Oh geez, oh geez

Lets keep on running, keep on running. I don't like this map that much

Alright I got my throwing TNT

Probably should not have gone in the water

because my TNT isn't gonna be that effective.

Is someone hitting me?

What is that?

Someone's not hitting me. Okay, we're good.

Right, we've got a wooden axe, potatoes.
That ain't too bad at all.

Alright, let's grab this as well.

Ah, stone sword! Nice.

Let's go up here and I think we might
be able to throw some TNT on

some people. There's someone over there.

Uh, this is not a great place to be, is it?
It's terrible. Oh geez.

Um, are there any other chests in here?
There is another chest in here.

And I can shut this so I can stop people
from trying to get in.

Got a bow. It's a sword. Some other stuff.

Okay, we're not doing too bad.

I'm gonna put -- oh, I have a shield!
Okay, that's cool! I have a shield.

I'm not sure how to use my shield,
but look at me. I'm looking good.

I'm looking real good. Ah, that's cool.

Hunger Games has suddenly got
incredibly, incredibly tactical

because you're now got a sword,
which is insane.

We also have a player tracker as well.

But for now, I'm gonna keep myself
with my TNT, and oh jeez,

there's people here. There's people here.
There's people here.

Should we see if we can blow them up?
Let's see if we can blow them up.

You ready? Throw it. Throw it! Throw it!
Why isn't it throwing it?!

Throw it! There we go.

Oh! This might work. This might work! Go!
Get him! Get him! Get him! Get him!

Go go go go go go! Got him.

Oh jeez, right. I'm gonna guard.

Oh! That didn't even work!

Do you see how much damage he
did with the shield on?

That was insane. He only had a stone sword
as well. 23 damage!

With a stone sword? Really?

This time, I'm gonna try Beastmaster,
actually -- oh, which one do I choose?

I'm gonna try Beastmaster and if that

doesn't work, I'm gonna go with bomber again
'cause I think if you'll be able to spread out easily,

('cause that map was kind of enclosed
by the water)

you can kind of, like, throw TNT inside a house
while someone's looting a chest,

and then blow them up. It's actually really
really cool.

But as you can see, I never claim to be
good at survival games whatsoever.

I'm actually the polar opposite.
I am terrible, absolutely terrible

at survival games. But, we're gonna give
it another go.

Come on! Come on, we can do this!
We can do this!

Let's try and grab something at least.

Go! Go go go go! Run for your life!

Alright, let's grab -- oh jeez

No no no, not too bad,
not too bad.

I'm gonna get outta here.

Let's put on this and run!
Run for your life!

Someone -- you can throw the TNT
at the beginning!

That's an amazing idea!
I didn't think of that.

I don't know why I didn't, and
I don't know why I came this way.

But it seems to be working out so far.

Oh, I don't like this. I've got some eggs.

I thought that was a good thing for a second
but I've been playing a lot of

Sky Wars recently.

Oh jeez, no this is bad. This is bad.
This is bad. Why am I down here?

I don't want to dieeeeeeee

Nice!

Okay, let's see if anyone's following.
I think we're okay.

It's kind of weird having the shield there
because -- oh there's a guy here.

Let's at least get one kill. Let's at least
get one kill.

Let's sneak up on him.

Oh, he's there! No, he's got an axe!
He's got an axe!

Let's get him!

What? Oh, he's Ground n Pound.
Okay, right.

Is that my wolf or his?
I don't even know.

Let's just try to get him. There
we go! Nice!

Is this mine? Hello, can you get up please?
Get up!

Okay, I don't even know what's going on.

Let's uh spawn this guy. Come on!
Wolf! Come here! Come here!

I don't know! Oh jeez, I hit him!
I didn't mean to!

I don't know what I'm doing!

Alright le'ts close this door and
grab some loot, shall we?

Let's put that on. And stone sword.
Not too shabby.

Got some eggs, got some stuff. And quick,
uh, there we go.

Okay, my dog is back. Nice.
So, we can use right click

to show our dog to people.
That dog just confused me.

That's what happened here.
That's what happened here.

Dog, can you come in? Dog?
Dog, where are you?

Are you coming to help me?

I don't even know.

I have no wolf cubs. Why? Why
have they abandoned me?

Ha ha ha

My wolf cubs have abandoned me already.

Right, let's keep a keen eye out for
what's going on here.

We need to regen. We also need to
grab some chests.

Oh, jeez. There's a guy right there.

There's a guy right there. Is he gonna
attack me?

My wolf's right here. Okay, I have a wolf now.

He's kind of sliding along on his butt
but um that's okay. That's fine.

As long as he protects me.

Where is -- okay, I've gotta pledge --

Okay there's a guy right there.
Is he gonna get me?

Is he gonna get me?
Should I get him?

I'll get him. I thought he had gold armor
because he is gold! Oh man!

Right, I'm gonna try and get him.

Go dogs go!

I haven't got a wolf cub? Am I supposed to use my
bone on him? I think I am but

I haven't been able to yet.

Come on, come on, come on.
I'm gonna take him down.

I'm gonna take him downtown.

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh!

Come on! This is so annoying!

Did I get him? Oh, I got him.

Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.