Apple Agency

Look, I know you're a busy guy, okay.

But, I think you could do more, alright

What are you trying to say? [Russian accent]

We want you, okay.

And we are willing, okay, we are willing

To up your income, to double, baby!

Okay... [chuckles]

What do you think about that?

It is a very good deal...

It's a good deal.

I want body guards, so people

do not touch me.

Hey, I swear to you, okay

I swear to you, AP

That we're going to take care of you, okay.

Everybody loves apples.

Therefore, everybody eats apples.

My life is so stressful.

Mhm, I understand that, okay.

But you don't have to do anything, alright

You don't even have to think

You just have to be juicy and shine

and I will do the thinking, alright.

You're just a fake man in a fake suit!

What do you want, huh?

Do you want a yacht?

A private jet?

Hmmm

C'mon

Just sign with us

Sign with us, and I won't bother you

I do not know

C'mon

It's not that hard

It is hard!

If I sign with you,

it's like signing my soul.

It is so hard for me

You do not understand

No pressure, no pressure, alright

Let's take all the pressure off, and

Think about it

Give it, think about it, okay?

Meh, I am done thinking.

Hey don't, c'mon

Just don't walk away from me

Don't walk away from this offer

The answer is no.

We're better than the people

you have right now.

AP? C'mon, hey

Sheriff, can you try to stall him

or something like that

[Clicking]

[Sigh]