A Facebook Update In Real Life
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0:05 - 0:06Nick: Oh, God damn it!
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0:06 - 0:09Facebook (FB): Hello! Welcome home, Nick.
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0:09 - 0:10Your new home update is ready for viewing.
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0:10 - 0:11Nick: Are you serious?
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0:11 - 0:13I just got used to the way you had it before.
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0:13 - 0:15FB: Just let me know when you're ready to begin the tour.
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0:15 - 0:18Nick: [sigh]
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0:18 - 0:20Okay...
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0:20 - 0:23FB: As you can see, we made some changes to improve the functionality
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0:23 - 0:26of your living room environment.
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0:26 - 0:28Nick: Wait ... no! Where's the other half of my couch?
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0:28 - 0:29Wha-- what is this chair thing? I--
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0:29 - 0:31FB: We've decreased the size of your Television
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0:31 - 0:33to make room for your new Bookcase.
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0:33 - 0:36Nick: No, I had a 60-inch TV! What? Can we just put the--
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0:36 - 0:39FB: Just let me know when you're ready to move on.
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0:39 - 0:42Nick: [sigh]
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0:42 - 0:43Okay...
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0:43 - 0:44FB: Check out your new bedroom.
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0:44 - 0:47We've consolidated your Photos and Music
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0:47 - 0:49into one convenient location.
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0:49 - 0:52Friend: Hohoho ... Dude, you didn't say you were so chubby in high school.
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0:52 - 0:55Friend of Friend: Man, do you listen to anything besides Top 40?
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0:55 - 0:57Nick: How did you guys get in here?
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0:57 - 0:59FB: Friends and Friends of Friends
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0:59 - 1:01now have better access to you
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1:01 - 1:03through your new Privacy Door.
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1:03 - 1:06Nick: No! I said in the last update that I didn't want anybody in here.
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1:06 - 1:09Get out! Now!
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1:09 - 1:11Nick: (to Friend 1) I haven't talked to you in six years.
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1:11 - 1:13(to Friend of Friend): And I don't know who you are!
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1:13 - 1:15(to FB) Would you stop resetting my privacy settings every ti--?!
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1:15 - 1:17[knock on window]
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1:17 - 1:20FB: I see you found your new Privacy Window.
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1:20 - 1:21It allows for anyone on Earth
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1:21 - 1:22to see what you're up to.
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1:22 - 1:23Whenever they want!
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1:23 - 1:26Nick: No! I said I don't want anything like this!
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1:26 - 1:27Would you please--!
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1:27 - 1:29FB: Just let me know when you're ready to move on.
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1:29 - 1:30Nick: [heavy sigh]
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1:30 - 1:31FB: Finaly, we've combined your Dining Room
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1:31 - 1:33and Social Media Center.
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1:33 - 1:35Now it's way easier for your friends to keep you
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1:35 - 1:36in the know.
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1:36 - 1:38Friend 2: Nick! Hi! Can you go to my birthday party?
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1:38 - 1:42Nick! Would you vote for my brother
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1:42 - 1:43in his contests?
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1:43 - 1:44Friend 2's Brother: [poke]
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1:44 - 1:47Friend 2: Nick! Would you come to my improv show tonight?
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1:47 - 1:48Nick: No! I'm not going to any of those.
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1:48 - 1:50Friend 2: No!
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1:50 - 1:52Nick: [pokes back] Stop it!
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1:52 - 1:55Is this tour done because I'm getting sick of all these--?
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1:55 - 1:56[barking sounds]
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1:56 - 1:57Nick: What is that thing in my kitchen?
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1:57 - 1:59FB: We've taken your Cat and replaced it
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1:59 - 2:01with a Dog.
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2:01 - 2:03Nick: No!
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2:03 - 2:04No!!!
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2:04 - 2:06FB: We've also changed your Walls around.
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2:06 - 2:08Nick: These are just ads! What?!!
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2:08 - 2:09FB: If you look here--
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2:09 - 2:10Nick: No! We're ending the tour.
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2:10 - 2:11FB: Okay.
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2:14 - 2:16Nick: Motherfu--!
- Title:
- A Facebook Update In Real Life
- Description:
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A tale of what it feels like when Facebook comes and changes things around again.
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