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Yo what it is? This week haters gonna hate
with Othello by William Shakespeare.
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One day soulja boy Iago kickin it with some
fool named Roderigo when Roddy all like “Say
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Iago, why didn’t you tell me my girl Desdemona
gone and married Othello? You know I’ve
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been tryin to hit that.” Iago say “Man
f*** Othello. He gave a bump to dat scrub
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Cassio when it should be me climbin the ranks.
Plus, I ‘spectin Othello been freakin on
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my woman. So fool best watch hisself cuz I’m
comin fo him.” Revenge, sucka!
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When word come to Dessy’s pappi, he get
all up in Othello’s bidness and say “Bitch
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did yo black-ass cast a spell on my daughter?”
Othello like “Naw, blood. Ever since I told
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her bout all the s*** I’ve seen, she been
ALL up on this.” Desdemona come in and sets
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daddy straight, and joins Othello and his
homies to wreck that Turkish army that be
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rollin up on Cyprus.
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Up in Cyprus, Iago tricks Othello’s number
2 man Cassio into throwin back a lil too much
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drank. When Othello see C-dawg actin a fool,
he gives him the boot. But Iago ain’t done
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messin. He tell Cassio “Say bruh, you should
hit up Desdemona and axe if she can get Othello
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to smoothe things over.”
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But on the real, Iago playin dirty. He tell
Othello he best watch his bitch cuz she might
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be gettin down with Cassio. Othello ain’t
buyin it at first, but when Iago plants one
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of Desdemona’s hankerchiefs in Cassio’s
crib, brutha start wonderin. And Othello get
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all turnt up when he sees Cassio goin on about
some woman he playin, cuz Iago make Othello
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think C-money talkin dirty bout Desdemona.
After dat, Othello say “Man I’m gonna
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ICE that BITCH. Iago. If you my man, you’ll
merc Cassio.”
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Not wanting to get his hands dirty, Iago convinces
Roderigo to kill Cassio. Even though s***
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goes sideways, Iago still comes out on top.
Roderigo can’t snitch since Iago put his
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ass six feet deep, and Cassio got a gnarly
cut.
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Later, Othello rolls up on his woman, and
straight chokes a bitch to death. When Iago’s
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biddy Emilia comes in, she like “WHAT THE F***, OTHELLO?” Othello tell her what’s
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up, and Emilia immediately calls Iago out
sayin he been lying his ass off. Iago like
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“bitch shut up!” And ENDS her.
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Man, what is this? The NFL?
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Knowin he got played, Othello stabs Iago and then ices himself before the po-po can put him away fo good.
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Ain’t no doubt dat fool Iago does some dirty s*** up in this play. But as bad as he is,
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you can’t deny that brutha do his own thang-
and with style.
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Now if you bust open yo copy of Exodus and
slide you bitch-ass to 3:14, you’ll see
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dat fool God saying something similar: “I
am what I am.” Like the big G-man, Iago
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pullin all the strings up in this heezy. But
also, it’s like Iago dun flipped dem holy
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words words on they ass. Cuz Iago take good
things, flips em around, and makes em evil.
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In fact, that’s how he stir up dat beef
between Dessy and Othello.
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Now y’all playas know Willy S never play
it straight, and he’s always blurrin dat
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line between good and bad. When Roderigo start
goin off bout virtue, Iago all like:
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Now what Iago really sayin is all hustlas
are gardens, and the only one saying what
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you gotta plant is yo-self. Not God or anybody
else. You make yourself what you want to be.
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Matter of fact, ol Willy got Iago tear down
that holy jive all throughout this play.
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Fo example, when Iago tryin to convince Othello
that his woman gettin freak nasty with Cassio,
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Othello like “Hell naw B. I got faith my
Biddy love me.”
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But after showin him the handkerchief and
lurin him to the convo between Cassio and
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Desdemona, Iago convince Othello “Man fuck
faith. SEEING is believing, homeboy.” Too
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bad Othello don’t know what love is something
you can’t see.
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Catch y’all lata. Peace!