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So you're cruising with your brother
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and want Mixed Plate restaurant,
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your brother asks you,
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"Can I borrow five dollars?"
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"Bruh, I thought you just got your
paycheck in the mail the other day?"
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"Yeah, but I spent them already."
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"Bruh, you have no money whatsoever?"
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"I got one bag of drugs."
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"That is the wrong decision to make."
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"Why?"
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"Because you could've bought 20
Teri Burgers,
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50 Custard Chickens, and maybe a couple
Spam Masubi on the side."
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"You're right, no more drugs for me."
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This has been a public service
announcement.
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Mahalo for watching.