So you're cruising with your brother
and want Mixed Plate restaurant,
your brother asks you,
"Can I borrow five dollars?"
"Bruh, I thought you just got your paycheck in the mail the other day?"
"Yeah, but I spent them already."
"Bruh, you have no money whatsoever?"
"I got one bag of drugs."
"That is the wrong decision to make."
"Why?"
"Because you could've bought 20 Teri Burgers,
50 Custard Chickens, and maybe a couple Spam Masubi on the side."
"You're right, no more drugs for me."
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