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Good afternoon!
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Oh yeah? What's so "afternoon" about it ?
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Well, it's 4.30 pm! What kind of
an example is that for your son ?
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Don't worry about Orel, he's fine!
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A chip off the ol' block!
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My own flesh and..
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Blood !?!
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Hi dad! Pretty great, huh ?
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No! It's not great!
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But I'm only trying to do what you said..
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For the millionth time! Whatever
I said, I didn't mean this!
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Young man! I'll see YOU,
in my study!
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Ouch!
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...sorry kid!
Umm..pull your pants up.
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-What's the matter Pops?
Aren't you gonna spank me?
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Buddy I'm gonna to adminster an
even harsher punishment this time
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-oh oh
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"oh oh is right". Son, I'm gonna ground
you for one entire month!
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-You mean I can't go out and play?
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-Oh you can go out and play
play until your little heart's content.
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Run around, laugh, jump,
rough house with the whole gang.
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-So what am I grounded from?
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-Church!
-Dad!
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-That's my name!
Don't wear it out.
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-Wait!
You can't!
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-I can and am.
-Dad, please!
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You have to reconsider.
I'll stop trying to do anything right
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from now on!
I'll just be a normal kid,
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I promise!
-You can go now.
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Haha, joke made.
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$$DAY 1
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Time for Church
-(screams)
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-Play?
Are you ready?
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-You better bet bet and
hooray we go.
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-Ooh I feel extra righteous today.
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-And you look beautiful, honey.
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-Why thank you!
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-Don't mention it.
What are you dressed up for?
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Got a big date or something?
-I got maybe you'd have a change of heart.
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-Change of heart?
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Orel, "change" is only
for hippies and underwear.
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-Well, I guess I can just stay
at home and pray.
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-Erm, aah, nothing like the feeling
of buying extra soul insurance.
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-Soul insurance?
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-That's right kiddo, going to
church gives us that
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special little kick, when it comes
to being saint.
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Can't get on god's good side
without church.
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-Oh..
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-Alright almost everybody,
let's go!
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-But I need to stay on
god's good side!
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I need church.
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I can do this.
But baby steps.
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You will hoke me to
talk to god, don't you?
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Tell god I'm here.
Won't you?
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Thank you little guy.
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Church, church, church,
church, churchy, churchy.
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-Nighty night, Orel
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All was well behaved
little boys like me
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And shaping your mum get
up early for church tomorrow.
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Say, what are you making?
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Hahaha, no cheating!
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I guess you're really learning
something this time.
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-(Mother) Church time!
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-Yeaaah
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-Play, are you church ready?
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-You betty church church,
and at church we church.
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-Might be a litte extra churchy today
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-And church, church
churchable, churchy.
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Church, church too
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-(all together) Churchy church,
churchy church...
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-Oh boy, I hope I don't
get caught in the rainstorm.
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I sure do wish god would
use his tricky magic for once
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and make church
walk to me.
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Oh, hooray, my wish
has been miracle-ized.
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Oh, it's only you, Orel.
I thought you were church.
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-I am church!
- oh nice. Say, if you're
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church, where's the medal cross,
that's always on top of you?
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-Ya, you're right,
I need a cross!
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-Hey, I got an idea.
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There, now god can see you.
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Oh, ohh.
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-Golly, I think I'm dead.
Hm I guess it close died
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with you.
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Haha, that's nice for them.
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Is this it? This is really it.
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God? Goood?
I'm here! Where are you?
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You've gotta be around here
somehwere, I mean you're everywhere.
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Oh no! I guess I didn't collect
enough soul insurance.
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I'm sorry, I wasn't in church.
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God, is that you?
I am injured.
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Heeey, no.
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heey, no.
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Heeey! It's a miracle.
-A miracle? So it's free?
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-Well, gauze is expensive.
-I knew it.
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-Hi, Orel.
How is it going?
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-(doctor): You almost got away
from us, young man!
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Church!
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-What?
-I have to go to the church!
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God misses me!
-Sorry, no church
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for two more weeks, pal.
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-You don't understand,
god wants me to visit.
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He killed me, cause
he misses me.
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-Well you should have thought
of that before you messed up
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the upstairs bathroom.
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-I've gotta talk to god,
I have to find a way
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Here goes nothing.
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-That was easy.
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Oh, god has let me to church!
Of course, why isn't anyone else here?
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What? Batholomew?
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-Fight fire with fire. But one
more joke like that, young man
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and it will be the end of you.
-All these near death experiences
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are getting a little tiresome.
And expensive.
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Now I don't want to have
to sign another of your
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death certificates. You get me?
Head up, boy.
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Dowie, I have to die again.
I was so close.
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-Ooh, okay.
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Bye, Orel.
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Come on, ladies, work
with me here.
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You think god can't see
into the future?
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Is this even on?
Oh, yup, yep it's ready.
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It's not healthy to be dead
that well.
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Come back, Orel.
Please come back!
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Well, at least his eyes are alive.
-Orel!!
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-You scared us, son.
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Orel, did you see god?
What did you learn?
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Oh, well. I learned all
about heaven, and guess what:
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it's not at all like we
thought it was.
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It's still a little funny though.
But I think I can remember,
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if I really try.
Oh wait, no, I remember.
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-That's because what Orel saw
was fuzzy clouds. And fuzzy angels
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and, isn't that right, son?
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-I don't think so..
-Well then let me help
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you remember, in my study.
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Come on, gulp for me, son.
Hah, head of a boy.
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Ouh!
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I hope that teaches you
a lesson, young man.
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-It sure does, dad.
I'm never gonna do
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that
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with those
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in there
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for that long,
ever again!
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-Good boy, son.
Good boy. Aaah.
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Orel, how would you like
to go on a father and son
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outing together?
-Father and son, and how!