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Hi Kathi

Your scholarship program sounds great!

My holiday is great, thank to the big family

With Yaghmur we have sooo much fun

Good morning

Everything is clear. go to hell too

Cem an myself have finished our battle

We are reasonable

Idiot

shameless idiot

and as for my mother, you're right, it's really cool

that a psychotherapist with cellulite has not found someone who

who is voluntarily ...sleeping with her in the shower

and if there is nobody at home

I hang out with a lot of my friends

bye pickles

Hi Nils, we play settlers?

Not in the mood, I go to the playground with Cem!

Betrayer! After 13 Years together!

Hi Kathi,I lied...

that I socialize.

At school averybody is on holidays

I have NO friends.

Apart of Srah Jessica Parker but...

she never calls me.

You lie here since this morning?

No, I was already on the fridge.

you socialized! Yes..

I have already noticed

Not true at all!

What about Yagmur, hmm?

Spend a bit time together

Doris...these are Greek olives.

your father bought it!

we are totally different. Or rather, she is stupid

this whole praying.

oh come... I think that's all really irrelevant. Try to be friends with her my pickles.

Dad, it's me.

Doris claims that you have bought Greek olives!

why do you buy Greek olives?!

I am calm!

Yagmur maybe you want to watch "Sex in the city" with me?

I do not watch Porn Movies.

yes ... that we will have a great friendship!

she prays to Allah, she doesn't shave her legs

she listens to Turkish folklore

hey! She has my burnt Beckham-Posters

and she finds you strange ... neee wait...

we can write it under "common"

Conclusion: Yagmur and I have nothing in common.

Except maybe...that we are people

If...she is human...

Hi Yagmur!

Something connects you already.

That's not true at all!

How was that with the promise that we are all working to be a family?

Well...so much you love me ...

it's okay, I'll try it with her

you are in the last days so peace-loving

Hi Metin, it is really nice to see you

Does your daughter take awareness changeable drugs?

The family life is good for her

In your dreams!

Did you see Cam?

He is out. Out with a target or out to smoke secretly?

He has a girlfriend. I have found when cleaning up

Ching! And since when you do the cleaning?

since I want to get to know my kids better

Hi Ching

What do you think, Heidi Klum is into Greek?

She is sweet, am I right?

certainly

You have a crush, You have a crush...

Talk to her.

Do not give me advice,ok?

moment,moment

What's up?

You're really an antisocial person.

I had no idea what I should to her about

Oh, You want to sell the pasta machine?

My sister gave it to me , so I can finally make green pasta.

You do not even know how to cook pasta

Mom, I can not go to the bathroom when I eat pizza every day

Is this the thanks that I've been waiting 30 minutes in the loop in the front of the Pizzeria?

What are you looking at?

Why you did't tell us about your girlfriend?

Girlfriend?

You have a girlfriend?

How much you pay her?

Did you tell them something?

About the girl, who you never spoke to? No.

Write your grave speech!

Cem is shy. He is like me

When I met Doris at the supermarkt...body shop...

What are you doing at a body shop?

Probably depilatory creme

Hey, can you kindly laugh about your own jokes,ok?

When I saw her I felt immediately in love

And I had no idea how to speak to her

She had this carrot cream on face and I looked at her

No I looked at you...and I talk to you

Ok, it's enough. My ears are bleeding already.

What does that have to do with me?

You are insecure because you're in love.

But you will conquer it and find your true love.

Like me.

I'm not like you, understand?

Nice that you called me.

Thanks!

I called you, but I thought you pray

Lena can make you hot pizza.

No, I must go to prayer school anyway

Instead of being happy about holiday, she goes to school, totally crazy.

Lena,haven't you told that you are interested in Islam?

Really?

Well...

Can you take them to school prayer?

She has not dared ask you alone.

Ok, when it s true...I will look for Ia headscarf for you!

That works just fine with both of you.

Hi, I'm Lena and I just wanted to see what are you doing here

Are you crazy?

I had no other mattress...

This is a sin, turning the mat around.

really?

Look, if I just sit on his ass then you see nothing

And..are you thinking of her?

I also thought of Doris, for hours I lay there and imagine how she...

...strip?

No...how she smiles.

I'm here for the pasta machine

ah..heah...come in

You can take it with you

Hi, you were today on the playground and read porno magazine, yes?

This is a really good pasta machine

moment! I'm sure that it can produce great green pasta

You cannot take it lake that! You have to try it out

Why, it is new?

Your sister gave us often things that are broken.

My sister, yeah..right..Cem!

Why do not you show Ching the pasta machine?

I don't really care, it is for my parents

What's going on now?

No, no, it is just a bit slow but Cem knows a trick!

And he is very cute!

and you...don't be shy

And speak to the heart not with the ground

He will mess it up

Now we will pray

Gym class or what?

Are you interested in my religion or not?

Of course I am

don't be so stressed out

Dear God in heaven, please do the...

I was thinking about Allag of course...

What I say now? They all are praying, but really

Allah, please make that I no longer have to live in this country

I hope thay are praying for headscarves with air conditioning

It is just too hot

You have no idea what you're doing, right?

Of course I know it

You have very soft hands

Do you use hand cream?

No, for sure not!

Do you cook often?

No,this is more a woman thing.

You know...Everyone has what he can...

But you would cook for a romantic date?

Yes...he is super-romantic, like me

No, for sure I'm not!

If a have a date, then I go the cinema

But I'm not paying for her ticket, because I have no idea whether it is worth or not

Sorry for that

Ching is your name? Doris.

Now we relax and keep the dialogue with Allah

It is a kind of meditation?

Could I have a tape recorder?

Lena...

They will find it great now!

That you had to submit to Doris, is still a long way that I forget my masculine pride, understood plum?

Do you think that she will fall in love with you if you act like that!?

I'm so, women prefer assholes, Ching can get used to the prices already!

The pasta machine...I think this model does not fit

see you on the playground!

before she get used to your prces she will go shopping somewhere else

She loves me!

messed up, right?

I'm an idiot!

That was the Ibiza dance.My mother has always made it with us when we should relax

Yagmur!

You are impossible! You do not respect my religion!

If religion means veil and this music then I have no respect for it!

Why you don't have any religion?

because my mother wanted it so

therefore I will have nothing to do with you!

Do you understand? Because you think you are better people. Nazi!

I'm not a Nazi!

I share a room with her.

Yagmur!

Cem, you are sweet and you have the most beautiful eyes in the world

Unfortunately is clear to me now,that the only reason they radiate so is because the sun shines through your hollow skull

you made the worst first impression the world has ever seen

I did not mean it like that, I..I...

I know the guys from where you come from, they stand behind the glass in the Museum of Natural History

Now go...

Cem!

How...how was it?

I really do not know what makes you think that two people from two different cultures can become friends!

Honey, you're mad at me or at you?

Hi Kathi, first I was glad that she wants nothing to do with me but now...

I'm sorry or...I'm so sorry for myself

Am I really so ignorant?

Have you overheard me or what? Stop filming me this violates the right to privacy!

also why you are always telling everything Kathi?

she can reply you in four weeks or so anyway.

So what?!

You tell Allah everything and he doesn't answer!

Yes he does!

And your mother really believes we can be friends, thanks...

I know, a totally stupid idea!

Yes, really stupid!

Typical German. Hey, we are totally different, ok?

I do not understand how it is that we somehow someday ...

Coffee with milk and cookies...

Super!

Then she asks me again:"ye have become friends already"?

My father just as annoying as your mother

I know he always tries to pet me on the head

It is so addicted to harmony, right?He used to forced me to smile 10 minutes a day because otherwise he meant, I do not learn.

Did she just smile?

Yagmur, I didn't want to make a fool of yourself before, really not.

I just sometimes do not understand: the prayer and the headscarf and...

I'm just so! Who does not like me, shoulnd't talk to me.

Cool, seriously, cool.

I go away to my aunt to Istanbul.

It is a joke,right?

I bought already the ticket.

You cannot tell enybody. I will be gone tomorrow morning anyway.

Cem, open the door.

no!

You really are the worst cop in the world.

You have to insert hairpin into the lock like that and then...

What do you want?

We are Turks.wir are cool. Turks are cool.

We are like a medal. We have two sides.

On the one hand we are ...

cool?

On the other hand, we are ...

even cooler?

On the other hand, burns the fire of passion!

But now it is the time, you'll learn how to master the fire.

At the moment he is more like a flamethrower!

What is that?

Let your feelings flow. Tell her what you feel for her.

Show her what is behind the checker.

Celine Dion?!?!

Does Cem want something to eat?

What's going on here. A pasta installation?

Green pasta.

or a large pasta crumbs

Have you become friends, you two?

No...not at all

Well, you have nothing in common.

Idiocy!

Whats wrong?

Nothing.

honestly, I'm quite glad when you're gone, because I finally will get my room.

I look forward to when you will not annoy me anymore

Old Swede, I am full of blatant Goethe!

We'll be late to party. Soft rock or what? It is from Doris, I should copy it...eh...burn it...play on...whatever

I thought that you write silly love letters

love letters...come on...come. We are going1

my son...

oh nein!

"Shut up, I pray"

"If you want to be Muslim some day. The Koran. With pictures, so you also understand it. We want see each other again, Yagmur"

"Do you realize, that you get cancer from the make-up?"

Where is Yagmur?

Sorry, you are enemies.

Hi Kathi,do you remember when you gave me your ugly raincoat and you meant after 3 days, you want to have it back?

because you have realized at once, that you the most stupid things are secretly the most needed.

I do not care where she is.

Post already there?

Is Cem there? Yes of course, come on in!

Cem...?You have a visitor?

Ching, what the hell...?

Cem...I'm sorry about what I said previously.You are..the letter...

I was so damn touching, more than by "Dirty Dancing"

what's going on?

and yes I want to look with you at the sky till all the meteors fall.

And I want to go with you, where the sky kisses the earth.

Dad, I told you, you shouldn't write any letters from me!

What?

Do not be so now! Sorry, but...

Meteors...this is fully ridiculous!

I would never write something like that!

Oh Dad...

Cem, your Dad is an idiot.

Do not enter!

Why are you screaming around?

What the hell?. I thought you were sitting there now.

But I'm not in it.

I could also take the next one.

Come on, come home with me.

Why do you want that?

Going through a hell is better together.

How do you actually like again?

Shut up Barn Owl!