Most Annoying People On The Internet

Hey guys!

So I recently realized that I've been using the internet a lot more than I used to.

I mean, I use the internet all day.

Whether it's Youtube, Twitter, Facebook,

when I have nothing better to do,

passing time on the toilet,

when I'm in an elevator with someone else trying to avoid awkward conversation,

and of course, late at night when I'm in bed,

and, you know, well I am a guy, so of course I'm gonna watch some

Narudo.

I mean, I'm on the internet all the time and I discovered that there's so many annoying people on it.

Well, I mean there's a lot of annoying people in this world,

but I mean the internet finally allows us to see all of them.

I'll admit, I have a lot of annoying internet traits as well.

For example, I can sometimes be one of those annoying people that uses acronyms way too much.

Like, lol or lmao,

lmfao?

Everyday I'm...

It may not seem weird when I'm texting or typing but,

but when you think about it, it would sound really stupid in real life.

Hello?

Hey man, what are you doing?

Eh, nm, hbu?

Nothing, just wanted to get some food.

Ok, lol.

Yeah... uh... you wanna come?

K! lol!

So, umm, where you wanna go?

idk lol

Are you really laughing out loud right now?

omg lmao yes lol

All right, whatever. I'll just come pick you up in a little bit.

ok ttyl, colon end-parenthesis, colon D carat underscore less than three

Dude, stfu.

Ok

There actually should be an acronym for the most annoying people on the internet.

Like, mapoti.

What?

At least then we'll have to write to these people when they're being annoying online.

And here's some of the other annoying people I discovered on the internet, take a look.

Everyone has seen a guy or girl like this.

These are the kind of people that'll post whatever it takes to get people to give them attention.

Also known as people who fish for compliments.

People keep saying I look like Selena Gomez but whatever.

Also known as a troll, the hater is the most common annoying person online.

These people are so upset and bored with their lives that they try to make other people feel the same way about theirs.

They always find a way to take something positive and make it negative somehow.

I finally met my goal and lost ten pounds.

Uh, then why do you look exactly the same?

Dentistry school was a pain but I finally graduated!

Dentistry school is not even hard you f**king idiot get a real job.

Just got done with a Japan tsunami relief fundraiser, about to head over to the children's hospital after the Save the Planet and Puppies Convention.

Wow, so you only care about Japan? You f**king jerk.

Pretty much anyone who says:

YOLO right

Swag

Cool story bro

You mad bro?

Totes!

That's what she said

Shake my head

Cray

That s**t cray!

Legend wait for it...

Oh my god, I cannot

DARY

Oh my gosh, I cannot

Ain't nobody got time for that

I can't, I can't

Why you no?

What is air?

Do you even lift bro?

I'm just dead.

And of course, last but not least,

Dear Ryan,

Dear Ryan,

Dear Ryan,

Dear Ryan, can you do Gangnam Style?

If you don't know someone like this personally,

you've probably seen at least one of these pictures that they make.

These people will take a picture of some beautiful scenery and come up with a quote for it that's just absolutely brilliant and beautiful.

Usually found on Instagram, the Hashtagger will take a picture of something and just put way too many hashtags on it.

It's like they treat it like some kinda game to come up with as many hashtags as you can, relating to the picture.

Look, I understand if you made the meal and you're proud,

or even if you ordered something that looks absolutely amazing,

but you don't have to post a picture of every single meal you're gonna eat.

These are the kinda girls that will take pictures of stuff, but the caption that they write to describe the picture has nothing to do with it.

It kinda looks like this:

I don't if girls actually fall for this, but we've all seen those guys that try way too hard to impress them.

These guys will post the corniest things to get girls to think that they're the perfect guy.

If you're gonna post something specifically meant for one person to understand, then send them a freakin message.

Or at least when we're caring enough to ask about it, tell us what you're talking about.

Those people that try to act all hard and cool by posting pictures of their money and their guns and their tattoos,

I don't know, all their gangster stuff.

Pretty much wannabe rappers.

I mean, the grammer Nazi has got to be one of the most annoying people,

and yet, I just-

Actually, grammar is spelled with an A.

And last but not least, whether it's on Twitter, Facebook, or even Youtube,

there's always that one irritating guy who's always complaining about others.

Where's the cutaway?

Oh hell no!

You happy?

Now please stop.