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Hey guys.
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And welcome back to another episode of
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"I Dare You".
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That's not what we're filming.
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"Dear Ryan" is what I meant to say.
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Before we get into the "Dear Ryan"s though
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I just wanted to do a quick shout out
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and thank you to every single person that
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downloaded the Tee Hee app.
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And I know I didn't say much about it
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on this channel.
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But on HigaTV I released a video
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announcing it.
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And we got over 100,000 downloads
in one day.
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It was like #10 in the App Store for iPhone
users.
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And for Androids it was #3 or something
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crazy like that.
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So I just wanted to thank you all so much.
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I'm still posting dailies.
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So for all you who haven't gotten
the app yet,
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make sure you check it out.
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I'll put the link for iPhone and Android
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in the description box below.
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But with that being said, here's another
"I Dare", here's
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dammit, why do I keep saying that?
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Here's another "Dear Ryan", here we go.
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"Dear Ryan. Show us how you would confess
to someone you like".
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I'm just gonna be completely honest.
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The last time I think I literally
told somebody that I like them
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was probably in high school.
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And I'm really embarassed.
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But it's in the past.
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I did it over AIM.
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If you guys don't know what that means,
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it's an instant messenger,
kinda like MSN messenger.
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Not that you guys would know what that is.
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It's like Facebook messenger,
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but it was for AOL.
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You guys don't know what AOL is.
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What am I talking about?
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Anyways.
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I did it over the Internet.
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And I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
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Cause you should say something like that
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in person to someone.
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Kinda like how I would do it now.
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So something like this.
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Hey could I talk to you about something?
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Sure.
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This is uh, this is awkward.
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I know we've been friends and just friends
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for a really long time now but
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I just can't, I just can't hold it back
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anymore. I think it's time you know.
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Well, I
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(double tap Instagram photo)
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(leans in for kiss)
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(text kissy faces)
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Dear Ryan, can you parody
the Big Bang Theory!?
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Okay, lemme first say that I actually
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really really like this show.
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When it first came out.
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I absolutely loved the first two seasons.
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But then I started to notice how much
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they use the laugh track.
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If you ever do get around to watching that show
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Or if you already do, then try to count
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how many times they use the laugh track
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every episode.
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What irritates me the most is that they
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do it on parts that are not even intended
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to be funny. But yet you still laugh
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because you hear other people laughing.
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(Ryan sifts in chair)
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(Laugh track)
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(continues to sift)
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(continuous laughing)
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Uh Sheldon. What are you doing?
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(Laugh track)
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I'm trying to find my spot.
It feels different for some reason.
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Did you change it?
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(Laugh track)
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Sheldon it's a couch.
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It's not gonna change.
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(Laugh track)
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Well that's just not true at all.
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If a chemical compound can change
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then surely a physical sitting device
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can go through a physical change as well.
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(Laugh track)
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You know that's not what I'm talking
about Sheldon.
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(Laugh track)
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I never know what you're talking about.
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(Laugh track)
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Well that's just rude.
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(Laugh track)
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Is it?
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(Laugh track)
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Yes.
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Loser says what?
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(Laugh track)
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What?
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(Laugh track. Clapping)
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See what I mean?
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I just hate when shows put in laugh tracks
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to make it feel like you should
be laughing
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even though nothing funny happens.
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It's like, come on.
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Where did all the intelligent comedy go?
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What is, what is with all this immature
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forced comedy?
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Oh like you can do better?
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Yah. As a matter of fact I probably could.
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Then go ahead.
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Okay. Uhm. The Big Bang Theory?
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More like The Big Fart Theory!
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(crickets chirp)
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Get it?
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Big Fart Theory? Cuz the show stinks.
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You know. That's what I was.
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(crickets)
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uhm.
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(crickets)
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Ahaha.
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Big Fart Theory. I get it now.
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Dear Ryan, Can you use Internet Explorer?
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Yah sure. Let me just get my time machine.
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(Laugh track)
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Hahahahahaha!
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Dear Ryan, Can you do a Higa Bros episode
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please, Only Ryan and Kyle!
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For those of you who don't know
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Kyle is my brother.
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People are always like,
shocked that I have a brother
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Cuz they never see him in videos.
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But, like, it's not that I don't want him
to be in them.
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My brother just never has wanted to be
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in videos with me.
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Even when we were growing up
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and I would be like filming stuff,
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he would always be more into video games.
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And even when he would be
playing video games,
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I would be like, "Hey can I play
with you?"
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He'd usually say no because I wasn't good
enough.
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And it didn't matter what game it was.
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Like, whether it was Counter Strike
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or Star Craft, or Street Fighter, or
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just playing cards.
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I just wanted to play a game
with my brother.
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Any game.
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I never could.
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♪(Intro: Do You Want To Build A Snowman)♪
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Kyle?
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(Knocks)
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(Kyle): Go away Ryan!
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(cow barks)
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Yeah. See? My childhood wasn't easy.
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Tough streets of Hilo Hawaii.
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Took a lot out of you when the Nintendo
was only meant
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(knocking)
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Ryan? Wanna get something to eat?
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Can't you see I'm filming right now?
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GO AWAY KYLE!
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Dear Ryan, Can you be Anna or Elsa from Frozen?
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Who? From what?
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Dear Ryan,
Can you teach us some life hacks?
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So I made a video about extremely
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lazy people and how those people
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are actually the smartest people.
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Because they come up with solutions
to solve problems.
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Well that's exactly what life hacks are.
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So basically, I just took
a bunch of things
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that I can relate to the most,
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and I came up with solutions
in the same way.
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Here are some of the my life hacks that
I can relate to.
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I hope you guys do as well.
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The Diet Life Hack.
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Are you one of those people
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that likes to start diets
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but always ends up giving up on them?
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Well, this life hack is really easy.
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All you have to do is
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buy a bunch of mirrors
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and attach it to all your unhealthy food
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with a little note that saw "ewww"
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and you'll probably never
break your diet again.
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The Phone Finder.
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Now if you're like me and you're always
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losing your phone,
this one's perfect for you.
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All you gotta do is attach a chord
to your phone,
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and make that chord attached to some kind
of base,
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and put that base on a wall
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and there you have it!
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You'll never lose it again unless
you lose your house.
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(Laugh track)
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Shut up.
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The Fart Filter.
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Now I know this one doesn't
just relate to me.
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Have you ever had one of those days,
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where your farts are just rancid?
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And I'm talking like really bad.
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Like when they come out
and they're super hot.
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I don't know why I made this motion.
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That is disgusting.
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My right hand is a fart.
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Those farts that like in a cartoon
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if a character were to smell them
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they'd have X over their eyes.
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(Ryan farts)
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Oh dude this is gonna be bad.
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Oh my.
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(faints)
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Well no more smelly farts
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thanks to my life hack I call the
Fart Filter.
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All you have to do is take
a fabric softener,
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tape it to your underwear.
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Right about where your you-know-what is.
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And the next time you fart,
it'll smell like fresh laundry
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on a summer's eve.
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(Ryan farts)
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(ding)
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I'm sorry. I've been free-styling
this whole video.
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It makes no sense.
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Then again, when does
my videos make sense?
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When do my videos make sense
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is what I meant to saaaaay.
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Okay in all seriousness.
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I know that you guys
wanted real life hacks.
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And I actually do have one real life hack
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And I know you guys have already probably
heard of this
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because I've been seeing posts about it.
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But I've been doing this middle school
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before the internet even existed.
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That's not true. It existed.
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But it was slow.
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And I had dial-up then.
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And there was no post about this
at the time
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so I invented this life hack.
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That's not true.
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I learned it from my mom.
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She probably learned it from other people.
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Basically, it's called
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The Shower Steam Ironing Thing.
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I don't know why. It's not even that hard.
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But I hate doing it. I hate
ironing my clothes.
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So if you ever see me in public,
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there's a 50 percent chance
that my clothes are wrinkled,
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Or I used this life hack.
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And basically, all you gotta do is
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take a hot shower, and bring whatever
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clothes it is with you
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into the shower with you.
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You just gotta hang it somewhere
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where the steam is hitting it,
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but not the water.
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And once you're done with your shower,
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all the steam should have gotten rid
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of all your wrinkles.
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And if not you can use my backup life hack
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to get all the wrinkles out.
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All you have to do is shout
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"MOM. Can you iron this?"
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(Clapping and laugh track)
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Shut up!
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Stop the laugh track.
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That wasn't even funny.
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I'm so sick of these stupid, poorly made,
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immature jokes that take
no thought at all.
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It's just, "Oh let's put a laugh track
cuz we think it's funny".
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It's not funny!
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It just makes me so mad that sometimes
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I just wanna. I just wanna. I just
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(farts).
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Hahahaha.
(Laugh track)
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Now that is comedy.
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Totally.
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That's a smart joke.
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Hey thanks man.
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I hope you put your fart filter on, right?
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My what?
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(Everyone collapses)
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Hahaha. Okay. That's enough.
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Laugh Tracks.
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Not even once...
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TEE
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- I said not even once.
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So leave your questions in the
comments below
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and you could be responsible for the next video.
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Haha. Your hat.
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MOOM.
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HEEEEEELP.
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HAahahaha.
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Woaaahhh. Oh I almost fell.
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Guy: Oh dude.
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Hahaha.
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(Ryan falls)
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(rubs thigh)
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Ooh that thigh hurts.
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(Rubs thigh)
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If I do this fast enough it's not
gonna hurt)
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It hurts. It hurtsss!
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So thank you guys again
so much for watching.
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If you want to see bloopers
and behind the scene
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click the one on the left.
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If you want to see the previous video
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click the one on the right.
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And also just a quick announcment
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To all my lamps in Beijing
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I'm actually gonna be there on May 28th
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For the Lenovo tech world event
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They said they're gonna be showcasing
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not only just my life hacks that I just did.
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Which I think, are still the best life hacks I've ever seen.
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But also some of your life hacks as well.
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All you gotta do is hashtag IHackedLife
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on Twitter or Instagram
and they might pull yours.
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And we're going to be showcasing
all the best ones.
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And if you don't want to do that
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you can just continue to singing along
to this song with me.
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Ra ta ta. Ra ta ta.
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That's not the right song.