Life Hacks! (Dear Ryan)

Hey guys.

And welcome back to another episode of

"I Dare You".

That's not what we're filming.

"Dear Ryan" is what I meant to say.

Before we get into the "Dear Ryan"s though

I just wanted to do a quick shout out

and thank you to everyone who

downloaded the Tee Hee app.

And I know I didn't say much about it

on this channel.

But on HigaTV I released a video

announcing it.

And we got over 100,000 downloads
in one day.

It was like #1 in the App Store for iPhone
users.

And for Androids it was #3 or something

crazy like that.

So I just wanted to thank you all so much.

I'm still posting dailies.

So for all you who haven't gotten
the app yet,

make sure you check it out.

I'll put the link for iPhone and Android

in the description box below.

But with that being said, here's another
"I Dare",

dammit, why do I keep saying that?

Here's another "Dear Ryan", here we go.

"Dear Ryan. Show us how you would confess
to someone you like".

I'm just gonna be completely honest.

The last time I think I literally
told somebody that I like them

was probably in high school.

And I'm really embarassed.

But it's in the past.

I did it over AIM.

If you guys don't know what that means,

it's an instant messenger,
kinda like MSN messenger.

Not that you guys would know what that is.

It's like Facebook messenger,

but it was for AOL.

You guys don't know what AOL is.

What am I talking about?

Anyways.

I did it over the Internet.

And I'm kind of embarrassed about it.

Cause you should say something like that

in person to someone.

Kinda like how I would do it now.

So something like this.

Hey could I talk to you about something?

Sure.

This is uh, this is awkward.

I know we've been friends and just friends

for a really long time now but

I just can't, I just can't hold it back

anymore. I think it's time you know.

Well, I

(double tap Instagram photo)

(text kissy faces)

Dear Ryan, can you parody
the Big Bang Theory!?

Okay, lemme first say that I actually

really really like this show.

When it first came out.

I absolutely loved the first two seasons.

But then I started to notice how much

they use the laugh track.

If you ever do get around to watching that show

Or if you already do, then try to count

how many times they use the laugh track

every episode.

What irritates me the most is that they

do it on parts that are not even intended

to be funny. But yet you still laughh

because you hear other people laughing.

(Laugh track)

(continuous laughing)

Uh Sheldon. What are you doing?

(Laugh track)

I'm trying to find my spot.
It feels different for some reason.

Did you change it?

(Laugh track)

Sheldon it's a couch.

It's not gonna change.

(Laugh track)

Well that's just not true at all.

If a chemical compound can change

then surely a physical sitting device

can go through a physical change as well.

(Laugh track)

You know that's not what I'm talking
about Sheldon.

(Laugh track)

I never know what you're talking about.

(Laugh track)

Well that's just rude.

(Laugh track)

Is it?

Yes.
(Laugh track)

Loser says what?

(Laugh track)

What?
(Laugh track. Clapping)

See what I mean?

I just hate when shows put in laugh tracks

to make it feel like you should
be laughing

even though nothing funny happens.

It's like, come on.

Where did all the intelligent comedy go?

What is, what is with all this immature

forced comedy?

Oh like you can do better?

Yah. As a matter of fact I probably could.

Then go ahead.

Okay. Uhm. The Big Bang Theory?

More like The Big Fart Theory!

(crickets chirp)

Get it?

Big Fart Theory? Cuz the show stinks.

You know. That's what I was.

(crickets)

uhm.

(crickets)

Ahaha.

Big Fart Theory. I get it now.

Dear Ryan, Can you use Internet Explorer?

Yah sure. Let me just get my time machine.

(Laugh track)

Hahahahahaha!

Dear Ryan, Can you do a Higa Bros episode

please, Only Ryan and Kyle!

For those of you who don't know

Kyle is my brother.

People are always like,
shocked that I have a brother

Cuz they never see him in videos.

But, like, it's not that I don't want him
to be in them.

My brother just never has wanted to be

in videos with me.

Even when we were growing up

and I would be like filming stuff,

he would always be more into video games.

And even when he would be
playing video games,

I would be like, "Hey can I play
with you?"

He'd usually say no because I wasn't good
enough.

And it didn't matter what game it was.

Like, whether it was Counter Strike

or Star Craft, or Street Fighter, or

just playing cards.

I just wanted to play a game
with my brother.

Any game.

I never could.

♪(Intro: Do You Want To Build A Snowman)♪

Kyle?

(Knocks)

(Kyle): Go away Ryan!

(cow barks)

Yeah. See? My childhood wasn't easy.

Tough streets of Hilo Hawaii.

Took a lot out of you when the Nintendo
was only meant

(knocking)

Ryan? Wanna get something to eat?

Can't you see I'm filming right now?

GO AWAY KYLE!

Dear Ryan, Can you be Anna or Elsa from Frozen?

Who? From what?

Dear Ryan,
Can you teach us some life hacks?

So I made a video about extremely

lazy people and how those people

are actually the smartest people.

Because they come up with solutions
to solve problems.

Well that's exactly what life hacks are.

So basically, I just took
a bunch of things

that I can relate to the most,

and I came up with solutions
in the same way.

Here are some of the my life hacks that
I can relate to.

I hope you guys do as well.

The Diet Life Hack.

Are you one of those people

that likes to start diets

but always ends up giving up on them?

Well, this life hack is really easy.

All you have to do is

buy a bunch of mirrors

and attach it to all your unhealthy food

with a little note that saw "ewww"

and you'll probably never
break your diet again.

The Phone Finder.

Now if you're like me and you're always

losing your phone,
this one's perfect for you.

All you gotta do is attach a chord
to your phone,

and make that chord attached to some kind
of base,

and put that base on a wall

and there you have it!

You'll never lose it again unless
you lose your house.

(Laugh track)

Shut up.

The Fart Filter.

Now I know this one doesn't
just relate to me.

Have you ever had one of those days,

where your farts are just rancid?

And I'm talking like really bad.

Like when they come out
and they're super hot.

I don't know why I made this motion.

That is disgusting.

My right hand is a fart.

Those farts that like in a cartoon

if a character were to smell them

they'd have X over their eyes.

(Ryan farts)

Oh dude this is gonna be bad.

Oh my.

Well no more smelly farts

thanks to my life hack I'd like to call

Fart filter.

All you have to do is take
a fabric softener,

tape it to your underwear.

Right about where your you-know-what is.

And the next time you fart,
it'll smell like fresh laundry

on a summer's eve.

(Ryan farts)

(ding)

I'm sorry. I've been free-styling
this whole video.

It makes no sense.

Then again, when does
my videos make sense?

When do my videos make sense

is what I meant to saaaaay.

Okay in all seriousness.

I know that you guys
wanted real life hacks.

And I actually do have one real life hack

And I know you guys have already probably
heard of this

because I've been seeing posts about it.

But I've been doing this middle school

before the internet even existed.

That's not true. It existed.

But it was slow.

And I had dial-up then.

And there was no post about this
at the time

so I invented this life hack.

That's not true.

I learned it from my mom.

She probably learned it from other people.

Basically, it's called

The Shower Steam Ironing Thing.

I don't know why. It's not even that hard.

But I hate doing it. I hate
ironing my clothes.

So if you ever see me in public,

there's a 50 percent chance
that my clothes are wrinkled,

Or I used this life hack.

And basically, all you gotta do is

take a hot shower, and bring whatever

clothes it is with you

into the shower with you.

You just gotta hang it somewhere

where the steam is hitting it,

but not the water.

And once you're done with your shower,

all the steam should have gotten rid

of all your wrinkles.

And if not you can use my backup life hack

to get all the wrinkles out.

All you have to do is shout

"MOM. Can you iron this?"

(Clapping and laugh track)

Shut up!

Stop the laugh track.

That wasn't even funny.

I'm so sick of these stupid, poorly made,

immature jokes that take
no thought at all.

It's just, "Oh let's put a laugh track
cuz we think it's funny".

It's not funny!

It just makes me so mad that sometimes

I just wanna. I just wanna. (farts)

Hahahaha.
(Laugh track)

Now that is comedy.

Totally.

That's a smart joke.

Hey thanks man.

I hope you put your fart filter on, right?

My what?

(Everyone collapses)

Hahaha. Okay. That's enough.

Laugh Tracks.

Not even once...

TEE

I said not even once.

So leave your questions in the
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and you could be responsible for the next video.

Haha. Your hat.

MOOM.

HEEEEEELP.

HAahahaha.

Woaaahhh. Oh I almost fell.

Guy: Oh dude.

Hahaha.

Ooh that thigh hurts.

(Rubs thigh)

If I do this fast enough it's not
gonna hurt)

It hurts. It hurtsss!

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